Retirement is Just Another Word For Promotion In the Secret Service

by Philosophysics
Have you ever wondered what happens to Agents when they retire? They go to Ponyville. The craziest village in Equestria. Not much of a retirement from Adventure as they would have you believe. Then again... Skills never fade.

Ponyville.

The town closest to the Everfree Forest, ie the Forest full of dangerous creatures that can kill you, destroyed on a near weekly basis by various monsters and disasters, about an hour long trip from the gates of Tartarus, home to the Castle of Friendship, and most importantly, the retirement home for Equestria's Secret Service for near millenia.

Odd place for a retirement home, eh? Except for the small, little unknown fact that it also doubles as the prime recruiting ground for most of Equestria's secret Top Service agents.

Coincidence? Well, the former Director of the ESS is about to find out for himself.

Teen
Incomplete
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Sex
Slice of Life
 
OPD

1957 words: Estimated 10 minutes to read