Started Off On The Wrong Foot
I can't believe those two lousy mother fuckers turned me to stone. I just showed up here and then they overreacted I mean come on all I did was screamed in rage and fired off my duel Berenjenas after finding out what happened.
Sorry, I guess I'm still a little pissed about finding what happened to my brother. Okay, just breath in and out relax and there. Now, how about I start from the beginning. It all started back on Earth see I was working for some questionable people in Vegas. When I got a call from my mom she was frantic my little brother Malcolm went missing a week ago after he went to a convention and no one has seen him since. Now the first thing I thought was somebody wanted revenge on me but that idea was shot down seeing as no one knows my name or what I look like not even my employers. But I still wanted to know what happened to him. So doing a little investigating I came across these rumors of a guy at these cons dressed like the merchant from what game was it, oh yeah, Resident Evil 4. I decided to find out as much as I could about this guy and the people who went missing. Turns out there are over seven hundred people missing because of this guy. Right at that moment, I decided to find this guy and make him pay for all those lives but more for my little brother.
That didn't work out so well for me seeing as I'm now one of them butI'm getting ahead of myself. See I found out there was a convention here in Vagus and I had this feeling that this is where I would find the guy. So I decided to dress up for the occasion as one of my favorite Anti-heroes from Digimon Tamers Beelzamon. I had folding wings and my duel Berenjenas with me. The only things I didn't have with me was my Motorcycle Behemoth and Corona Blaster. I walked into the convention not caring what people were saying about me. All I wanted to do was find him and know what happened to Malcolm.
I walked around getting a little agitated until I heard someone call to me I turned to look and there he was standing behind his stall with a smug grin.
I said you look just like Beelzemon although you missing you Behemoth and maybe this," He said as he lifted up what looked like the toy gun that Ai and Mako gave Impmon on the show.
I looked at it for a second then I remembered why I was here so acting the part I smiled as best as I could. "How much do you want for it?" I said pointing at the gun.
"This is a rare find indeed and it would complete your costume so well let us say twenty dollars," He said still with that grin.
I reach into my pocket and pulled out a twenty but made it look like I lost my grip and it on the glass countertop. The guy looked down and pick it up to look back at me only to have a snubnosed 357 magnum right in his face.
"Now listen up asshole I know it was you so I giving you one chance to tell me what happened to my brother Malcolm," I said as I cocked the hammer back.
The guy stood there in shock at first but then that damn grin came back. " I see, then if you wish I let you know personally what happened so enjoy your trip," He said as I started to feel light headed but before I blackout I pulled the trigger.
There was no sound but the flash from the end of the muzzle may it clear that the gun fired and I could faintly see the bullet slowly leave the barrel before it stopped right in front of the guy. It just stayed there as if time had frozen he moved over to the side and looked at me the grin was gone and the look of anger was on his face.
"I was going to let you be with him but for this," He said pointing at the bullet. "I think it would be better if you have to wait to see him for a long long time,"
And with that everything went black the only thought in my head was, "If I find him again I going to kill him and his whole fuckin family."
You all know the rest of the bullshit floating in the void hearing some jackasses voice telling you some shit then feeling the ground as you wake up. Well, when I woke up I was leaning against the base of a statue. Lifting myself up I looked around to see where the heel I was. It was some sort of garden next to me was my Motorcycle Behemoth just like the one from the show.
Seeing this made me wonder if I looked like Beelzemon so I walked over to a fountain and look at my reflection and yep I looked exactly like him.
The funny thing was Is till had the toy gun in my hand. Looking down at it I concentrated and it changed to the Corona Blaster I even grew my wings.
I concentrated once more and the blaster disappeared and my wings shrunk into my body. I walked back over to Behemoth and was about to climb on when I looked at the statue. Why the hell did I wake up next to it walking over I looked at it it was just some old guy with a horn on his head in a really bad Gandolf outfit. I looked down and saw a plack reading the words my heart dropped to my stomach.
IN HONOR OF THE GREATEST UNICORN IN HISTORY THE BEST OF FRIENDS AND BELOVED TEACHER YOU SHALL BE MISSED STAR SIRWL THE BEARDED MALCOLM CORTEZ
After reading that I dropped to the ground as tears fell from my eyes. "He's gone and I couldn't save him," I said as I put my hand on the foot of the statue. " They're going to pay all of them I'll make them pay with their lives," I screamed as I stood up and climbed on Behemoth it started right up on its own the roar of the engine sounded like it came from the bowels of hell. I looked at the statue one more time before I took off looking for the ones responsible.
Taking off I didn't have long to look when these two women landed in front of me and when I say landed I me the had fucking wings and each of them had a horn on their head. I looked at each of them and I'll say this they don't grow them here small sized. The one in white was at least eight feet tall and did she have a set of tits they had to be G or H cup she also had this weird three colored hair that moved by its self.
The other one was a lot better looking she wore darker colored clothes and her hair was one color dark blue but it still moved too. And her tits weren't as big as the other one maybe D cup but for some reason, I felt something dark inside her it was small but there.
"Halt creature what are you doing in our private garden and how did you get past the guards?" Titzilla said in a not so polite tone.
"Yes, answer our sister fiend," The Darker one I'll call Emo who now is as rude as her sister said lifting her hand up and I saw as her horn and hand began to glow a dark blue. ' We will not ask thy again,"
Shit if that's asking I don't want to hear her demand something. I just huffed and pulled out one of my Berenjena from behind my back and pointed it at them.
"Look I ain't got time for this shit I got to find how killed my little brother and make them pay," I said as I put my Berenjena Gun away.
"You brother pray tell what was his name?" The Taller of the two you know Titzilla asked.
I looked at her then lowered my head. "His name was Malcolm and all that left of him is a fucking statue so either tell me who killed him or Get The Fuck Out Of My Way!" I roared with enough force to blow their dresses around.
"Star Swirl was your brother than I am sorry for your loss but he disappeared after protecting us and all of Equestria from a great evil," Tits said looking sad.
All I heard from her was he disappeared and it was their fault. What can I say I just found out I was too late to save my brother and I wasn't thinking straight. Looking at both of them I began to growl pulling out both Berenjenas I pointed one at each of them. "You mother fuckers kill my baby brother!" I roared pulling the triggers firing Double Impact at them.
I didn't see them raise some sort of shield around each of them but the force of the blasts was enough to push them back a good hundred feet easily.
"Luna are you alright?" Tits asked her sister.
"Yes, we are fine Celestia how do you fare?" Luna asked her sister.
Great now I that I know their names I can't call them Emo and Titzilla. I just roared at them seeing as my shots did nothing. Reaving up Behemoth I charged at them firing away until they opened their wings and took to the air. Seeing this I just laughed and I have to say the laugh even freaked me out. I put the Berenjena in my right hand away and concentrated making my Corona Blaster appear as well as my wings taking off into the sky after those two. Reaching the same height I pointed my blaster at them as they raised their shields again but this time they had these strange looking things floating around them. I didn't care I fired the Corona Destroyer at them but they fired this well it was a fucking rainbow of light at me both blasts hit each other and the rainbow was pushing back my shot until the light hit me I didn't feel any pain but everything started turning white and it felt like I couldn't move. I realized I was turning to stone they were turning me to fucking stone. That wasn't the worst part that was when I remembered that we were up in the air.
"That's just fucking great I'm getting petrified and when I fall and hit the ground I'll get smashed to pieces." I thought to myself that was until before my head was covered I heard them yell to each other.
"Luna, I have him you take care of that thing he, road and we'll put them next to his brothers memorial," Celestia said as I saw a golden light surround me then everything went kind of dark. I mean I had sort of tunnel vision where I looked there was a black circle around it. And I didn't feel dead actually you don't feel anything when you're dead.
"We are sorry but we can not have you harm our little ponies but we will place you next to your brother's memorial maybe this will give you some comfort," Celestia said as I felt her hand on my chest but how is that possible I'm a fucking statue.
"We hope the time of your rest will be enough to quell your rage brave warrior," Luna said as she too touched my chest and still how the hell can I feel this although Luna's touch lasted a little longer than Celestia's and it was closer to my junk just saying.
After they left me there I started yelling and that's pretty much where you came in. I do have to say this when you a statue time seems to move at different speeds. I mean sometimes it goes slow and sometimes ten years pass by without you knowing. Take this one time I was just standing there minding my own business when along comes Luna I could tell that she was upset again probably pissed that no ones praising her nights again. Jeez I mean come on these morons don't know a good thing when they see it. The days fine and all if you got to work out in the fields and shit but the nights there quiet and soothing it's the best time for a guy and his girl to get busy or just to look up and admire the stars but she has to come to me a complain over and over that nopony cares for her it's always Celestia this and Celestia that. Just shut the fuck up about you big titted sister hell get me out of this stone coffin and I'd show you what we could do in the dark of the night.
She kept coming back every other night until one night this new girl showed up ok I thought it was someone new but it was Luna I think well it sounded sort of like her but it sure didn't look like her. For one what she was wearing made me stiff ok stiffer and for another she had bigger tits at least Double D maybe even E cup. But what got me most was her eyes they looked like mine but teal.
"I have tried I asked her to let the night last just a little longer but no she has to let the ponies bask in her precious sun but no longer for I Nightmare Moon shall be forth and endless Night and the ponies will love me over Celestia," She said as she cackled. Stepping up to look at me I noticed she was as tall as Celestia simply put I was staring right into her eyes. " I only wish you were here with me my warrior together we could destroy my sister and rule together," She said kissing my stone lips and grabbing my crotch.
Damn it I want out of this shit right now come universe I'll be good I promise I'll protect the weak and save the saveable I even reform this woman right here.
Reform her over so I can plow the shit out of that pussy until she can't walk or think straight.
I mean, you know what I meant what I said about everything so if you're going to let me out now than do it because if not then FUCK YOU UNIVERSE.
I learned something that day the universe doesn't like it when you yell at it. Becuase the whole time I was there before that outburst no birds had ever landed on me but now I'm the fucking toilet for every bird around. If I didn't have some unicorn guy that's what the ones with the horns are called come by every other day I would just look like the tallest pile of bird shit in the world. Oh, and the other ones that show up are called Earthponies and then there are ones with wings called pegasus or is that pegasi. Whatever but the thing with the word pony I mean they don't even look like horses. But anyway I found out through the cleaner that Celestia banished Luna to the moon for a thousand years I mean come on isn't that a bit harsh hell she could have just turned her to stone like me and the pain in the ass Discord. Yes, I know who he is the shit stain won't shut up always trying to get me to talk with him and the fuckers got a severe case of ADD.
Wait a second.
What?
No, because I told before I ain't talking to you.
What was that?
Oh, go suck your mother's dick Discord.
Sorry about that now where was I oh yeah. She could have turned her to stone and put her next to me so I could have someone to talk to who doesn't act like a four-year-old. But like I said before, time moves in weird ways I don't know how long it was but I do know I was moved from a dark spot in the previous garden to a new one this time I was put out into the sun so everyone could see me and ask the same stupid question "What Is That Monster Mommy" and hear the same answer "That Was Nightmare Moons Warrior Lover" I know, that was a lie. The real thing they'd say was "That Is the Demon of the Everfree Forest and if you're ever mean or hurt other ponies out of hated he will come and eat your soul." See I like the first one better don't you?
Time marches on.
Discord you Son of a Bitch I said leave me alone I don't need your stupid sound effects!
As I was saying about time is because the next thing I knew was this little girl she had a horn and wings so she was an alicorn. You pick up a few things when nopony, as they say, thinks you can't hear them. Well anyways, this little girl comes over and sits at my feet she has three colors in her hair yellow pink and purple. And I don't know why I was designated the statue to tell all your problems to, maybe there's a sign I cant see or something I don't know.
All I do know is she was laying at my spiked feet and crying I could tell why at first with all the crying until she started to talk.
"What am I going to do I'm all alone," She said through her tears.
" Cadance it's time to go, sweetie," A woman said as she made her way over to the girl now known as Cadance.
"No!! I don't want to go they'll hate me they won't like me because I'm different," Cadance said turning away from the lady.
The woman was about to say something when Celestia stepped up placing her hand on the woman's shoulder. "Do you mind if I try?" Celestia asked her.
"Of course not your majesty," The woman said bowing and stepping away.
Celestia walked up to the girl stopping for a second to look up at me with a sour face. If I could have moved at the moment I would have flipped her off. But as I was saying she walked up to the girl placing her hand on her shoulder making Cadance turn to look at her.
"I don't think your different and I will never hate you," Celestia said making cadance look at her before she moved and hugged Celestia as she started to cry but this time it was happy crying.
The both of them stood up and started to walk away from me but Celestia stopped and turned to look at me. Cadance what made you come to this statue to cry?" Celestia asked her.
"Because I feel safe here, I know what other ponies say about who it is but I don't believe them, this creature has a kind heart and it's filled with so much love that someday he will be called the Guardian Angel of Equestria," She said as she turned to look at Celestia.
Celestia and I thought the same thing. "Yeah like that's ever going to happen."
I mean come on kid, if you knew about my past you'd change your mind real quick. I used to hurt and kill people for a living for some guys who were worse than me. But I was thinking about what she said about feeling safe near me I don't know when it started but more and more of these ponies began to hang out around me I even got to somewhat meat a little girl named Twilight Candance introduce us it was kind of one-sided. But I did like how she introduced me.
"Twilight this is The Fallen, The Guardian Agel of Equestria elder brother to Star Swirl the Bearded," Cadance said to her with joy and pride in her voice.
"Why is he called The Fallen and is he really Star Swirls brother?" Twilight asked.
"Well, he called The Fallen because he fell from darkness into the light and Princess Celestia said he was found crying over the memorial of his brother Star Swirl and he asked to be set in stone until either his brother comes back or when he is needed," She said looking up at me.
See I told you I liked the way she introduced me but I could go without the pleading with Celestia crap and that name The Fallen although when I think about it, it does sound kind of cool.
What?
Oh, screw you Discord you're just jealous I got a cool name and your just the Creep of Chaos.
I even got to see this baby that if my hearing wasn't screwed up was hatched from an egg by this little girl Twilight. I couldn't believe an egg but then the little guy not only burped a fireball but he ate a ruby like it was candy. I also found out that Twilight is Celestia's personal student. I do have to say this that woman still has got a pretty nice figure and her tits still look like if she ran around nude she would either get black eyes or get knocked out because they're still huge and I just noticed something her ass did it get a little bigger. Holy shit it did, ok um now I got to say this Celestia has tits you just want to Motorboat and an ass you want to Hotdog.
But Luna is and shall always be my Waifu. I have no idea where I learned that word I think it was one of these fucking gardeners.
Anyways I don't know when it was but one day I started hearing a strange noise. It sounded like cracking the noise got louder and louder until I realized that it was coming from me. I was cracking I mean the stone was cracking. I was going to be free, free to move around again, free to take a deep breath of fresh air and smell the flowers, free to grab a sledgehammer and smash Discord to dust.
I'm not joking thinking of all the ways I was going to kill Discord was what was keeping me sane all this time. But who cares about that right now I was now I was going to be free and with one last crack, I threw my arms into the arm with a mighty roar. If you asked how it looked picture one of the gargoyles from that show waking up at night and that's pretty much what I looked like.
Standing there I felt great, felt alive I felt had to take a massive piss. Jumping off the base of my former home I ran over to the nearest bush and drain the ol' bladder. I didn't even know I had an audience until I was done and turned around. to see nonother than Titzilla herself Princess Celestia. I didn't even bother to put it away I just turned around and walked back over to my bike watching as she kept looking from my eyes to my crotch. Until I got over to Behemoth and put it away zipping up my pants.
"Enjoy the free show Bitch," I said turning to look at her.
To my surprise Celestia held her tongue she just stood there looking at me.
"So what the hell do you want because I know you didn't come out here so we could catch up," I said as I checked out my Behemoth and Berenjenas.
"My sister Luna no Nightmare Moon is going to return tonight and I want you to delay her until my student can gather the Elements of Harmony so she can save my sister," Celestia said looking all serious.
"I sorry, what was that you want, oh, no Princess you have to ask real nice and then I'll think about it," I said not even looking at her.
She flared her magic trying to intimidate me but after so long I knew she wasn't all that powerful.
"Do you not understand if Nightmare Moon wins then this world would forever be in perpetual darkness," She said seeing that I should no care for what she just said. "And I will have lost my sister forever.' She said as tears began to fill her eyes.
I will be the first to admit it but I could never stand to see a lady cry especially when it has to do with family. But I wasn't going to just do it for free, not after the stone prison she had to pay they both had to and I knew just how.
"Alright, I help but I do it my way and don't worry I won't hurt her too much just enough so Twili can make her taste the rainbow or whatever you fucking call it.'I said getting on Behemoth.
"Oh yeah, when I get back I want a really big sledgehammer waiting for me," I said looking at her.
"May I ask why would you need one?" Sh asked looking like I grew a second head.
"Oh no reason," I said turning to look at a certain Draconequus statue. "No reason at all."
Behemoth started up with his roar I was about to leave when I realized I didn't know where the hell I was and where I was going.
"Hey where the hell am I suppose to meet her?" I yelled.
"It is best to meet her at our old castle in the Everfree Forest," SHe said.
I was going to ask where that was until I got this feeling that Behemoth knew where it was. So trusting my gut I took off heading towards the wall of the garden exhilarating I took crashing through the wall and landed on the side of the hill and I mean the side heading straight down Ghost Rider style.
It was pretty much like that minus the cops and shit.
I headed off to the old castle to wait up for Nightmare Moon or was it, Luna? Whoever it is all I know is I'm going to have some fun when I get there.
Time To Play With My New Yoy.
As I made my way to the castle I got some aggression out of my system by blowing off the heads of some Hydra and torching a pack of Timberwolves. Now that was out of the way I still had a problem. See I wasn't as angry as I thought I'd be after all Titan-Tits just wanted me to save her sister just like I want to do my brother. But there was one big problem, I was stuck in stone for over a thousand years and I was HORNY. So I had a choice to make I could help save Luna and get in good with her and Titinstien or I could just say screw it and just let these fuckers clean up their own mess. But I did promise to help and I a man of my word sort of.
I reached the old castle in no time and if you're wondering about the gorge I jumped it, to hell with walking across that rope bridge. Parking Behemoth out of sight I made my way into the castle. My boots hitting the stone floor was the only sound that could be heard, that was until a long familiar cackling could be heard.
"I guess I don't have to wait long to have some fun?" I thought to myself with an evil grin.
I stood in the center of the room and waited, though it didn't take long as a large dark blue cloud moved into the room. I stood there watching as it descended to the floor and begin taking form and dam what a form. God, I missed having a real body but there are drawbacks to it one being the third leg guys have that tends to think on its own when it sees something it wants to fuck. And believe me when I saw what was standing in front of me right now I definitely wanted to fuck and fuck hard.
"Those foolish ponies not showing me the respect I deserve they will know what true fear is when I bring forth an endless night," Nightmare Moon said to herself before she realized that she was not alone. " How dare you come to my castle who are you peasant?"
Stepping into the light I made my presence known. "Well, it's nice to see you again Luna or is it, Nightmare Moon, either way, I don't really give a shit,"
Stepping back Nightmare looked at me with shock. "You how did you escape? Never mind your free and with you, my loyal servant, we shall bring eternal night to this world," She said stepping closer only to stop when I started to laugh my ass off. " What is the meaning of this how dare you laugh at me," She hissed.
"Listen here moon pie I don't give a rats ass about the problems you have with Titantits all I know is she set me free to help get her sister back but after getting a good look at you I have to say I really like the upgraded model more," I said as I scanned her full body.
This little action made Nightmare smile and blush but her mood quickly changed I mean this bitch must be bipolar or something.
"How dare you speak and ogle you ruler like that for this insult I shall destroy you," She said moving her hands making them glow with magic.
Before she could do anything I was standing right in front of her with one of my Berenjenas pointed at her head. "Now, now there is no reason to become hostile all I want to do is talk and maybe have some fun," I said as I saw that she disappeared.
Nowing what she did I drew my other Berenjena and got ready. Every time she would teleport I was already pointing a barrel at her face making her do it again and again. To be honest it was kind of fun for the first minute but then it got boring.
I know some of you are going to ask but how did you know where she was going to show up when she teleported blah blah blah. First off, if any of you have seen Beelzemon you would have noticed he has three eyes two normal ones and a third in the center of his forehead. Now, this is called the Minds Eyes or the Inner Eye which provides perception beyond ordinary sight simply put the eye can see through space and time so that's how he could see where she was going to show up.
Now if you don't mind let me get back to the story.
Like I said I was getting bored so just to prove I wasn't playing I started to shoot at her and yes I did make sure I missed but not by much. When that didn't work I got fed up and finally moved to where she was going to show up and when she did I grabbed hold of her horn. This caused her to let out a yelp of surprise and a cry of pain.
"Now, that there won't be any more distractions how about we get to know each other better," I said holding her horn as I brought her closer to me.
"You vile beast I shall only tell you once release me now," She yelled before I grabbed her chin with my free hand and held her still as I leaned down and kissed her lips forcing her to open her mouth as my tongue began swimming around hers.
Even with her pride and anger Nightmare moaned as her tongue danced with mine and her body began to relax. Feeling this I still held her horn just to be safe while my free hand had full range and I took advantage of it. Feeling her nice firm breast I moved to squeezing her ass to finally slipping it down the front of her bikini armor to rub her slit. This made her gasp and begin to gyrate until I slipped a finger inside making her whimper but continue her movements.
"Damn, I guess being stuck on or in the moon for a thousand years Moony got horny too," I thought as I slipped a second finger inside her.
A few minutes of this I knew if I didn't stop I would be doing something I would regret so pulling out my fingers I brought them to my mouth a licked them clean. Not feel ing the pleasure Moony must have come back to her senses cause she was pissed again.
"How dare you touch us like that to treat you Queen as a common whorse you shall die," Moon yelled so load I let go of her horn to cover my ears. This gave her the time to raise her hands as they began to glow with that magic shit.
I wasn't just going to stand there and take whatever she was going to do to me. So I decided to end this now moving up I smacked her across the face with the back of my hand knocking her to the floor.
"Now listen up because I'm only going to say this once," I said looking down at the shocked face of Nightmare Moon. " Tit's said her student and friends were going to save Luna with the elevators of horniness or some shit and that would destroy you but seeing as I'm such a nice guy, I'll make a deal with you," I said making Moon's look up at me as she rubbed her cheek. " Now if what I heard was right then theses whatever's are going to purge you from Luna and without a body, you go bye-bye. But what if I told you that I could make it that you can still live without Luna?" I said as Moon sat up still holding her cheek.
"How could you do that like you said without Luna's body I go bye-bye?" She said using my own words.
"Oh I have my ways, but time is running out what will it be Nightmare, Life or Oblivion?" I said holding out my hand with a smile that could make the Chesser Cat envious.
Looking up at me Nightmare Moon growled. "It looks like I don't have much of a choice now do I?" She said as she took hold of my hand and just like that Nightmare Moon had just made a deal with the Devil so to speak.
Releasing a burst of power through my hand, I felt it heat up, looking down I saw Nightmare cry out in pain as her hand began to turn red as images flashed through both our minds of what was to happen. I released my grip only to see a mark appear in her palm and it was pentagram in a circle with a heart and no not the devil one if your wondering.
"There it's done you now belong to me, now they will be here soon so get ready," I said helping her to her feet before I turned to leave.
"Where are you going, My Master?" Nightmare said as if it was as natural as breathing.
I walked over to her pulling her close to me grabbing a hold of her ass and squeezing it before giving it a smack. " Don't worry just do what you're told and everything will be fine I just going to introduce myself to those would be heroes while you get ready," I said smacking her ass once more before turning to leave.
Now when I stepped outside the castle two things happened the first being I was greeted by the friendly faces of both a hayseed and the gay pride flag as they came at me with their happy fist ready to hit me. If it wasn't for the purple stuff surrounding them and pulling them back I would have put them down with my Berenjenas pointing at their heads.
"Wait I know you," Twilight said as she walked closer to me only for her eyes to go wide. "You're, your him The Fallen aren't you?" She asked getting a look of WTF from the others.
"Waoo there Sugarcube are y'all saying that this here is The Fallen as in The Fallen?" The Hayseed asked pointing at me.
The rainbow bitch asked the same thing but calling me The Guardian Angel of Equestria with an asshole attitude. That just made it easier for me to choose which ones of them to hate and the Rainbitch was at the top of my list. Ok, now I bet you're all wondering what they look like so here it is they all stood between six foot eight and seven foot the pick haired one on cocaine was the shortest and Hayseed was the tallest. This is pretty much what they look like although they were wearing real clothes.
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I say pink haired or Pinkie as she called herself was on cocaine because there no way in hell somebody can do the shit she was doing without it or she's just really fucking out there.
"Hey, that's not nice to say,"
"Waoo, how the hell did you get here?"
"That's silly to ask that I just wanted to say you're being a meany-weeny-pants for saying that stuff about me and my friends,"
"Look Pinks I just tell things like I see them and if it hurts or offends others well then Tuf Shit but seeing as we can't get this story rolling again then, I'm sorry for what I said there are you happy?"
"Okie Dokie Lokie,"
"..."
What the fuck just h.. you know what never mind I had to deal with all this shit with Discord I not going to do it with her.
"Yeah, that's me now shut up and listen," I said looking at the girls. "I was sent here to help Nightmare Moon is inside she's been weakened so you can take her out or whatever you need to do,' I said moving out of the way so they could get inside.
I followed them back inside to make sure they did the job and low and behold everything was going as it should have been.
Just to let you know my brother told me about some of the episodes of this show so that's how I know whats going on.
I watched as these girls did what they were supposed to do I even acted like I was helping out firing blast every now an then. But when they got to the part of the purifying thing I had to act fast moving in I grabbed hold of Nightmare Moon and waited until that harmony shit hit her and then I made my move. Activating the seal on her hand I pulled Nightmare close to me and actually praying that it would work. Doing this somehow fuck up the magic and allowed me to rip Moon from Luna's body saving both of them.
After the smoke cleared I saw that all the girls were unconscious as well as Luna as she laid on the floor. I was happy to see in my arms was the breathing form of Nightmare Moon but I could tell she was really weak. I needed to get her someplace safe to heal her but that had to wait for now as the six started to come to.
"What just happened?" Hayseed asked as she st up.
The others were asking the same thing and right on cue, Sunbitch showed up acting as if nothing was wrong. That was until she looked over at me and saw Nightmare was in my arms.
"What is the meaning of this how can that monster still be alive?" She practically screamed. Twilight you and your friends prepare the elements once more,"
Easy there Celly are did you forget we had a deal I help get your sister back," I said looking down at the still unconscious form of Luna. " And I get something in return and I chose Moony here so we can just agree with this and part ways peacefully or," I said drawing one of my Berenjenas and pointing it at Luna's head. "Say goodbye to your sister because right now I'm still pissed at the both of you for what you did to me," I said making all of them look at me with shocked expressions.
"But I thought you were a hero the protector of everypony?" Twilight said looking as if she was about to cry.
"Look I never asked for this," I said looking at her. "I was just a guy trying to find his little brother only to find out he's gone and I couldn't save him as for the hero part if you really knew about me you wouldn't call me that and as for Moon here she ain't evil she just a lost soul like me," I said shifting her in my arm. So if you'll excuse us we'll be leaving to let you have your family reunion," I said spreading my wings and taking off through the hole in the roof.
I don't know what happened to them after that seeing as I needed to get Moon someplace safe to help her. Whistling I heard Behemoth revved up and follow me through the forest as I flew. Knowing I didn't have much time I finally spotted some smoke through the tops of the trees. When I landed I saw a hut house thing, it was made out of the tree. Stepping up to the door I banged on it getting whoever was insides attention.
"I hear, I hear there is no need to fear," A voice said from inside.
"Look we need help my friend is hurt and we need a place to rest," I said standing at the door.
I stood there getting agitated but kept from smashing down the door after that first impression I made I started thinking smarter. I didn't have to wait long as the door opened to reveal the owner and well I just me likey.
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The sound of Moon's moan of pain shook me out of ogling this woman. I looked, from her to Moon readjusting her in my arms.
"Please, can we come in she hurt," I said gesturing to Nightmare as she moaned in my arms.
The lady stepped back saying nothing at first but hearing Nightmare her attitude changed walking over to a small bed she pointed to it. " Set her there so she may rest and I shall try and do my best," She said as I laid Moon down as the woman moved around the room gathering different things.
I moved out of the way as the woman started kneeled down next to the bed and began removing Nightmares armor leaving her completely naked before covering her with a blanket. She only stopped for a second when she saw the mark on Moon's hand.
"Tell me true has this world become so dark that the spirit of vengeance and justice has to use his mark?" The lady asked not even looking at me.
I stood there looking at her for a second then looked at Moon's hand realizing what she was talking about. The mark on Moon's hand started to glow brightly but then it started to fade.
"You must hurry, finish the pact, or her soul will be lost to an unfortunate act," The woman said.
I didn't understand what the hell she was talking about but I felt as if I didn't do something Moon was going to die. Kneeling down next to the bed I took Moon's hand into mine closing my eyes I began to pray. Now I haven't gone to church in a long time and I never learned any Latin but for some reason, I was speaking it fluently and I knew what I was saying.
"Mi Pater coelestis, preces precor, uti tibi da huic animae facultas cognoscendi vera pax et caritas, quia ipsa est amisit multa ut te huic mundo est modo ostensum est eam odio et timore et peto ut eam cor unum qui sensit
Hoc dico in nomine Patris, Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.," I said still kneeling next to Moon.
There, was silences for a moment until we heard a loud gasp coming from Nightmare as her body began to glow and float into the air. I got up a stood back next to the woman and watched as Moon's body was engulfed by the light shielding my eyes I couldn't see what was happening until it was over and then I stood there dumbstruck at what was standing before me. Gone was the body of Nightmare Moon and in its place was the body of Sakuyamon but her armor was a different color.
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Seeing this the woman standing next to me spoke in a hushed tone. " I can not believe before my eyes the spirit of Knowledge and Strife has a raised,"
Before I could say anything there was a flash and lines of light started to surround her again but this time I knew what they were. Fractal codes lines of data began circling her and she changed once more to a human body but it wasn't the same one she had before. This one didn't have a horn or wings and she had clothes on which pissed me off a little cause I wanted to see her naked.
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"Ugh, my head what happened to me?" She asked as she sat back down on the bed.
"Rest for now all will be your strength hasn't returned I explain everything later," I said to her helping her to lay back down and in no time she was asleep.
I got up and turned to look at the woman still standing there in shock placing my hand on her shoulder to get her attention I looked down at her seeing as she was a foot shorter than me. "Thank you for your help Miss I don't know what we would have done without your kindness,"
The woman turned and look at me smiling. There is no need to thank me for the gift of to see the birth of a spirit is all I need<" She said placing her hand over her heart. " Forgive my rudeness I must confess for I have not given you my name as of yet,"
I smiled at her finally realizing that she was only speaking in rhymes. Sorry about that I wasn't being polite either I am called Beelzemon or as the ponies call me The Fallen but you can call me Frank, Frank Cortez," I said taking hold of her hand and lightly shaking it.
"Zecora is my name and positions are my game," She said shaking my hand. " But may I ask if it not too rude if your spirit is no longer needed, why have you not changed back to a dude?"
"To be honest, I don't know if I can I've been like this for so long I dought I even know how to or if I have another body," I said looking to the floor. " I could I ask you, for one thing, don't tell anyone about all of this and us," I said looking at her then to Moon as she slept.
"Fear not for your secret I will keep for now you need a good nights sleep," Zecora said pointing for me to go and rest with Moon.
Nodding I moved over and sat down next to the bed closing my eyes I finally felt the embrace of sleep hit me and I was out like a light. As I was asleep only Zecora was witness to what happened as the same fractal code surrounded me and in a flash where was the form of Beelezemon now rested a human man and not just anyone by my true body.
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The only difference was I was still the same height and on my left hand was the seal the same one that was present on Moon's right hand both showing a small fractal code swirl before they disappeared.
As I slept I began to dream, seeing my little brother standing there with a bunch of different people as this large shadow creature loomed over them. I tried to call out to him but there was no sound I even tried moving but again nothing I could only stand there and watch what was happening. ( Play from 1:34 to 2:33)
After it was over I was able to move again dropping to my knees I began to cry. "Malcolm I didn't know I just wanted you back if I wasn't so angry and stupid I would have been there to help you and maybe we could have, it's all my fault everything is my fault. I swear to you and God. I will make it right I'll be what these people need a hero and Guardian Angel then someday I can find a way to save you." I said screaming my vow to the heavens.
"Now that is what I wanted to see and hear true humbleness from one tainted with sin," A voice said from behind me.
I didn't even bother turning to look because I recognized the voice of the merchant. "What do you what to gloat for me to admit it you won ok," I said only for the voice to huff.
I'm not here for that my boy, I am here to let you know that I forgive you and to tell you that you are here to do great things but for that to happen you must train as does Selina Tantibus," He said.
"Who is that?" I asked
"Why the young woman you saved I believe she was called Nightmare Moon before the Spirit of Sakuyamon came to her even though her name still means the same it has a lovely ring to this one," He said. "
"So what do I or we have to do how are we supposed to help this world?" I asked turning to look at the man.
"By doing what you do best destroying things, using evil for the good, cleansing the light with darkness you know rath of God stuff," He said waving his had in the air. " Now before you wake up I have a few conditions you need to fallow first you can't destroy Discord he important for the future second you can't tell or let anyone who you are beside Zecora and finally you must find the other Spirits to aid you and Selina in your mission they are scattered across this world. Oh before I forget when you wake you'll be in your human body and to change back to Beelzemon just call his name same goes for Salina, well take hero and Frank when this is done you'll see your brother again," The guy said smiling as everything turned white.
I slowly opened my eyes to a new day the first of many, for us, Frank Cortez and Selina Tantibus the first Guardian Angels of Equestria.
