Pinkie pie's BIG suprise

Chapter 1: First Chapter

Oncer a pona a tim in eqestrria thur was a poni nammmed porkiee piee shhhh waz a norrmal ponnnniue wit a biggg stry, shhee hadded a penisss!!111

Shhhe hadden toldd eny onne not evn hur frinnds, towlot sporkle, ranbew dahs,fltuuershh, anndd apol jok.Butt on dis dey shee waz. Shhe gatrd all da ponis

up to tell dem da bigg supriswe. Shhh saide tolot cannn i tell u a sekre? tolot sas surr pinki i luv u. pinki sid i luv u 2 but I haz a drk secret, i hvvv a

penis. twolot parkel sid it okk u still haewt an kawiii. den sehh kalled ova ranibaw dahs. pinkiie sied i hav a peniss. raibw dsh said it k i luv fun ting thye kool

andd rinebwo dshe said i luv u letts havve amine stly sxe latter. pinmi sdi k. Den pinki askked fluuuuutrre shyhh den pin nmki pi sid i hv a penis an fluterr shhh sadi

k i luv animes so i undstand. den shhh akes apol jak da sam ting. shhh sid it kol i hav a big bro so he kol 2 i lik dik. so den day all had sexx for 300 yers

untill dey all had 2 go hommme and poop

DA END LOL

*bonis storrie

onnnce in cntur lot dar waz a ponni nammmed dj poniii three shhe mad da phattes beastt by drrr drayy an sh luvvved sux so thy had sux wit pinnie

pi and otur poniwes da ennedd

DIS ISH MINNNEEE DONNNTEW STELALALLL