Pinkie pie's BIG suprise

Chapter 2: IM PRIGINENT

Pinki pie had many moor secrets an hur is da second one, seh was addictied to drugs. She luved ponyy weed and alcohl 2. she was really nic

all da tim but today she was in a bad mood cuz she was prginent. se had 2 tell sum poni so she told ranbawdash. Shew sid ranbow, im priginent

ranin bow sid that she had to leave 2 go buy some smokes and would be bakc nevver. Dis made pinki pi vArry saded and shhhe waz off 2 find

da daddy. Seh cALLed 4 a hawt poni nammeed suprise. supris sadi she culdnt be a dad and jumed out a 90 story building. Dis mad pinki pie

varry vayrr sad cuz she neded 2 find anothr poni 2 be a dady. next sh asked a poni nammed carrot top and sh said 2 hur will u be a dady and

she said nooooooooooo get lost u mothr fukin bithc u suk butts. dis mad hur varry varry VARRRY sadded. nxt she askde da doctor if he wuold

be d daffy and he said no and whent poop and took an arrow 2 da face.so dis mad hur poop her pants.netx she askeed tweolot spork if shu wuld be

a daddy and seh said no cuz i have 2 go die in a book. so nxt seh asked sooooooooooooo mannny poniez if day wolud btuu all of dem had excustes

so pinki went to da gun storeee. Pinki pi andd bouht a poni shaped gunn to koll evr one in da wold lik skrillexs gey song butden shu kill her

self in da ballz and dat was itt.