Author's Note

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Spike's armor but no sword
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1.The name's Spike.1

''Would it be for a specific reason?'' Close-ups of a man removing the cap of a bottle with his teeth.

''Would it be for nothing at all?'' The man took a sip of the bottle.

''Will I know it one day?'' The man gave the bottle to a woman lying on a bed.

''Still, when I was expelled from my mother's belly on the 13th day of the month of the evening star in the year 1100, on a day without a sky and without a story. Nothing could have made me think that my future life would be what it was.'' The man had his hands between the thighs of the woman who drank to fight the pain.

''No marvellous or premonitory sign in the sky, no inherited baggage particularly encouraging but on the contrary a notorious alcoholic liability for my mother and a paternal intervention which was limited to the hurried expulsion of a dubious seed in exchange of a handful of gold.''Close-up of a child crying in the arms of the man. As for the woman, she slept deeply and for a long time.

''I do not tell you that to make you cry, I am not to be pitied. It may have been an obligatory passage, a sort of rite of initiation into life. A little violent I grant you.'' The man gave the child to another woman.

''Besides, this introduction pissed me off!''

''I never smiled during my childhood, and I think my first words were:

''Fuck!''The little boy said while sitting on a wooden horse.

''Shit!''He said while looking at the cards of a mercenary who was playing with his friends.

''Whore!'' He said after opening the door of his room which was occupied by a customer.

''To say that the few people who took the time to take care of my case, it was most often to put the chains and expose myself in front of everyone.'' Close-up of Spike chained in front of the tavern.''You can imagine that it did not save my soul.''

''What they had not foreseen was the presence, in the skull of this socially deviant child, of a rather well-ordered brains.''

''But how do you know that?'' The prostitute asked the teenager.

''I think that's what annoyed them the most. I was always answering, and I especially wanted to shake up the established order.''

''Your goddess Faust is shit!'' The young man said in front of everyone in the holy church of the village.

''What could be more annoying than a kid, who, from the height of his fifties, plays the Kingpin with an insolent character and a language that would make the blackest knight turn pale.

''If you want to kill this bastard, you have to stop shitting in your pants!'' He said to a mercenary in leather armour who was facing the captain of the guard in his silver armour.

''That said, everything became less funny when I reached the age of 19''

Music and laughter were the masters in the village tavern. Every night she was filled with different people.Mages, soldiers, mercenaries and even legends. And that night, there was a legend in the tavern.

''Several orcs had encircled me, they were tall, fierce and powerful, just like me.'' The fat heroe told the peasants who surrounded him and listened to his story without taking a breath.

''what happened next?'' The peasant asked.

''One of the orcs threw himself at me with his axe, he was fast but, I was faster than him. I dodged his blow, and I took out my blade, and I beheaded them with a sharp blow,'' He took a long sip of beer while drawing his sword. ''The other orcs were all surprised by the death of their comrade. I took his axe and told them these words: I'm waiting for you! in the end, there was no head left on their shoulder HAHAHAHA!''

''You are a true knight, Robert!'' A peasant said.

''Save me from the orcs, My lord!'' A prostitute said while holding his arm.

''My ass!'' The bard stopped playing, and Robert looked at a bitter-looking young man wearing a leather jacket.

''Look at his belly! In my opinion, he has eaten the orcs.'' He said.

''Enough!'' the Innkeeper of the tavern took him by the collar of his jacket, under the laughter and applause of others, and threw him out of the city with a kick in the ass. The young man went away without saying a word.

''by the way, my name is Spike, it's not my real name. Besides, I never knew it because the others always called dragon skull! If I chose Spike, it's because of my hair that forms spike. It's stupid but, I like it.''

Later that night.

Spike was sitting in front of a fire with a half eater lizard for dinner. After this, he looked towards the village with an idea in mind. Spike came into the town while avoiding the light of the guards. He passed behind the tavern and finally arrived at the sawmill. He lit a match and threw it into a pile of wood.

''farewell, Lord Robert. We hope to see you soon.'' The Innkeeper said.

''I'll come back, and this time with the princess,'' Robert said.

''What is this hump on your horse, my lord?'' A peasant asked.

''Oh, this,'' Robert lifted a piece of leather that covered a crossbow, an axe and others stuff. ''It's just the things I carry to protect myself during my travels.''

''I always love the steel sword and.'' He was interrupted by a prostitute who screamed out loud.

''FIRE!" They all turned and saw the sawmill on fire.

''Quick, bring buckets of watAHHHH!'' Spike pushed Robert off his horse, and he galloped away.

''COME BACK HERE YOU BLOODY CUNT!'' Robert yelled.

The sun began to rise. Spike had been riding all night long. He decided to walk until the sun was high in the sky. Once the sun high enough. He got back on his horse and took his new crossbow to go hunting. He pursued a rabbit, but unfortunately, he missed it.

''Fuck!'' He said while burning a lizard. After that, he lay on the grass, but a butterfly was flying near his head. Unable to rest, he hit the road again.The night began to arrive with the rain.

''Shit.''Spike continued to ride in the rain until he reached a monastery.

''I'm coming,'' He looked through the Judah of the door only to see Spike's eyes. ''Yes?'' The monk asked, and a few seconds later. Spike was walking with the monk at his side.

''Welcome to the house of the divine ... Normally the weapons are not allowed in the enclosure of the monast...''

''Grumpf!'' Spike said.

''But come to the kitchen to warm up.'' The monk said.

''Here, I hope you like cabbage?'' After eating, the monk led Spike to his room.

''Here is your room, rest well.'' The monk said.

It was night, everybody was sleeping in the monastery, except Spike who was sitting on his bed.He left his room with his weapons on him. He went into the kitchen and took a ham and emptied a bottle of wine. He went out with his booty, and he went to the monk's room. He opened it, and he woke the monk by putting the tip of his axe on his throat.

''Stand up fat-ass!'' The monk obeyed and led Spike to his horse. Once his horse came out, Spike put the monk on his knees, and he climbed on him to get on his horse.

''May Faust forgive you!'' The monk said.

''Fuck Faust!'' Spike replied.

Spike galloped all night while eating his ham. Once finished, he passed in front of a beggar.

''I'm starving.'' The beggar said.

''Then die!'' Spike threw him the bone of the ham to silence him. After that, Spike went fishing to the river. He looked into Robert's bazaar and took three small bombs and a long pipe sculpted from the bone of an ancient dragon. He lit the pipe, and he put the wick of the bomb in the sheath of the pipe, and he threw the bomb in the water. The bomb went down to the fish and exploded some second after. The fish come out of the water because of the explosion. Spike took a fish, and he noticed that he missed half of the body. He threw it behind him except that he didn't notice the woman behind him, and she took the fish on her face. Making her laurel wreath to fall on the ground, she picked up her crown, and she put it back on her head.

''Go away!'' Spike said.

''You could have a little respect, Spike.'' The woman said.

''My ass, go away!'' Spike replied.

''Spike, I am Faust, the creator of all things here below. I think it deserves a bit of respect no?''
She said while spreading her arms to introduce one's self.

''If it makes you happy.'' Spike said while picking up two fish.

''why are not you happy, spike?'' Faust asked.

''You're not supposed to know everything?'' Spik replied.

''Normally yes, but you're a mystery to me. That's why I'm here. You must know that I do not do this every day!'' Faust explained to Spike who lit another bomb.

''Yeah, but you fucked me well on this one. Because first I did not call you and secondly as you see it, I'm busy.'' Spike said while throwing the bomb who explosed a few seconds later.

''Spike, why are you angry? I admit that the beginning was rough, but it happens to everyone. You had some good time afterwards.'' Spike took a fish by the tail, and he put it into a bag.

''My monk was good with you, the landscape is beautiful, the fishing is good, and you're in good shape so explain me!'' Faust asked.

''I see that you have time to lose so, I'm going to answer you simply that I'm angry because you let me have the freedom to be. I will add that you also allowed me the freedom to consider all your creation as a vast humbug that does not give me any form of pleasure. And finally, I will say that you gave me all the freedom not to believe in you and I could even kick you as I used to do with some of your disciples.'' Spike explained to Faust.

''So why you didn't try to end your life?'' Faust asked.

''Because I do not think it would bring me any satisfaction either. And if it is to find myself in your company for eternity, I prefer to live. Even, if you are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my entire life.'' Spike says while tying his bag to his horse.

''I'm flattered, but you could find yourself in hell!'' Faust said.

''I'm nihilist, not masochism!'' He said.

''You're no stronger than the other Spikes. I will prove to you that we can find pleasure in this world.'' Faust said.

''It may take some time. I'll be dead before that happens!'' Spike said while tying his horse to a tree.

''And if I offer you immortality.'' Faust proposed.

''It would prove to me that you exist!'' Spike said while picking up wood for the fire.

''Very well, I have nothing to lose in this story and me, it makes me laugh.'' Faust said. Spike knelt to put the wood in place, and Faust waved her hands up to Spike.

''You are now immortal Spike. You'll see sooner or later that I'm right.'' Faust said while sitting on a stone.

''Since you seem to be in a period of generosity, you would not have 5000 bits to give me?'' Spike asked. Faust looked at him while raising an eyebrow and then walked over to him with a purse.

''Why do I feel like I'm doing something stupid?'' Faust asked to herself.

''Come on, Faust cannot doubt herself!'' Spike said while blowing on the fire.

''Do you allow me to share your meal?'' Faust asked.

''You paid for it!'' Spike said while counting the gold.

''You believe me when I say that I am Faust?'' Faust asked.

''I must believe all those who claim it?'' Spike asked.

''Maybe.'' Faust said.

Spike and Faust ate their fish without saying a word, and once finished. Faust spoke to Spike.

''And what are you going to do now?'' Faust asked.

''Spend your money.'' Spike says lying on the floor.

''Ah! and nothing else?'' Faust asked, surprised by his answer.

''Sleep a little,'' Spike said. Faust looked at Spike without saying anything, then Spike spoke to her ''Go to sleep!''

Spike and Faust arrived in a village teeming with life, and Spike looked at a tavern.

''that's what I need!'' They entered the tavern, and Spike took a beer mug.

''Are you sure that this is what you wish to do?'' Faust asked Spike who sat down at a table to play cards.

''You challenged me, and I decided to accept it. You should be happy. These people seem to find pleasure in what they do so I experiment. I must attack the base!'' Spike replied.

''I don't think you need me, I'll leave you alone.'' Faust said.

''Shit!'' Spike lost all his money at the games. Subsequently, he decided to spend some good time. He drank several mugs with mercenaries. He amused himself with a prostitute. At nightfall, he fired at a house with his crossbow, and he fought his owner. He lost the fight, and he spent the rest of the night drinking before throwing up on the floor.

The day has arrived, and Faust was sitting next to Spike.

''Why are you still here?'' Spike asked without moving his head.

''so, how are you today? did you have fun with the others?'' Faust asked while smiling with a smug smile.

''It was the best day of my life! but I think I'll move on.'' Spike said to Faust who looked at him slightly shocked.

''You have already chosen?'' Faust asked while bringing the horse.

''I'm out of bits, I will have to find a job unless if you give me more bits.'' Spike said.

''I'm good, not stupid!'' Faust said.

After a while, Spike galloped in the plain followed by Faust who ran beside him.

''You could have the politeness to propose me a place on your horse!'' Faust said.

''I remind you that you didn't have to come and then it's been a while since you run next to me, and you don't look so tired.'' Faust stopped running and looked at Spike disapprovingly.

''It's weird, you're not smiling anymore?'' He said while preparing a pipe. He continued galloping, and he stopped in front of trolley wheels traces.

''Bingo!'' Spike said.

It began to rain, Spike took his axe and started cutting trees. He put the trees on the wheel tracks, and he continued his work under Faust's eyes.

''You know that I'm here, right?'' Faust asked.

Once his work over, he sat on the tree trunk and waited with his weapons in his hand. He looked straight ahead, and he saw the horses in the distance. They were a dozen galloping at full speed with the weight of the carriage on their back. The coachman tried to stop the horses, but it was too late. The horses jumped over the trunks but, the carriages crashed into them. Spike opened the door of the carriage, and he threatened the passengers.

In the distance, Faust watched the scene, and a friend came to say hi.

''Hello!'' The friend said.

''Hello!'' Faust replied.

''Say, you'll excuse me for asking that, but can I know what you're doing?'' He asked while preparing a pipe.

''Yes, it's a kind of experience.'' Faust answered.

''Ah ... and you are sure to control the situation?'' He asked.

''I sometimes have some doubts.'' She said while looking at Spike who threatens someone with his crossbow.

''I'm not going to offer you my help, It would be worse with me!'' He said, laughing.

''Well, I'll leave you to your little games. Come one day at home that would be nice.'' He said while leaving.

''Before you leave, you would not have some bits to help me out, the other took everything I had.'' Faust asked.

''You worry me, You have to watch the other, my friend!'' The stranger said.

''Do not worry, you know that God's ways are impenetrable.'' Faust reassured.

''Easy!'' He said while giving bits to Faust.

''Who was that?'' Spike asked while looking at him.

''Do not worry, he's a good friend to whom I give work from time to time. He's a bit crazy, but he's a good guy,'' Faust answered. ''So, how's your new career path going?''

''it's rather effective!'' Spike said while climbing on his horse.

''Maybe, but the direction you have chosen does not please me!'' Faust declared.

''Don't care!'' Spike said.

''Do not you fear my wrath?'' Faust said while preparing a pipe.

''OOOOh forgive me, Lord, because I sinned!'' Spike begged.

''Easy.'' Faust said.

After that, Spike continued his wave of crime by attacking several defenceless villages. Always under the gaze of Faust who watches him in the distance. Later in the day, Spike attack another card, always accompanied by a Faust who watched him without doing anything. She waited, and a knight stood next to her.

''Do you know him?'' The knight asked.

''No.'' Faust replied.

The knight went to Spike and Faust watch the show without doing anything. A few seconds later, Spike was tied up on the Knight's horse, and Faust Looked elsewhere whistling.

''where are we going?'' Spike asked.

''We go to dragon's lair!'' The knight answered.

''Oh shit!'' Spike said.

''Why do you say that?'' The knight asked.

''It's my home village.'' Spike replied.

''Home sweet home hahahahhah!'' The knight laughed.

''Bastard!'' A peasant said.

''Thief!'' Another peasant said.

''You should have died with your whore mother!'' All these sweet words were meant for Spike, who was kindly tied up while being insulted by the whole village that was throwing fruits at him.

''How are you feeling?'' Faust asked.

''It's itchy under my nose, can you do something?'' Spike replied.

''Of course, this does not provoke you any remorse to pillage your fellow human beings without paying attention to the suffering that causes.'' Faust noted.

''Forcibly! You see my friend. I'm like a new Solaris in the middle of the paradise you created for me.'' Spike answered.

''I travel the fields and meadows in a carefree manner and when I see a ripe fruit. I pick it and eat it without worrying for a second whether it hurts or if it will miss the tree!'' He said stopping in front of a tree.

''Except that the tree in question looks decided to hang you on one of its branches!'' Faust said.

''That way we'll be able to check if you keep your word! I am supposed to be immortal no!'' Spike said.

''It may be a little painful, I must warn you!'' Faust warned.

''Do not worry, after what I've lived here, I'm indestructible!'' Spike say with the rope around his neck.

''Do you understand the anger of these people at least?'' Faust asked.

''Not really because I consider myself to be doing them a favour.'' Spike answered.

''Ah?'' Faust said.

''You see, they put on my backs all their problems, they charge me with all their misfortunes, they will hang me, throw me in a hole, and their sins will be clean.'' Spike said.

''This man is guilty of having hurt Lord Robert. He will die, and peace will return to the kingdom!'' The Knight said.

''Justice!''

''Die!''

''Hell is your real home!''

''Any last words!'' The knight said. Spike looked in front of him to see all the people who raised him and turned into what he is today.

''Keep me a mug of beer, I'll be back at midnight!'' Spike said.

''No, I don't think so!'' The Knight whipped the ass of the horse who went off at a gallop a second later.

Spike struggled to try to breathe. He moves his legs at full speed then, nothing. Spike was dead. The knight cut the rope, and the other villagers placed Spike's body in a coffin, and they buried him next to his mother's grave.

Night had fallen and under the moonlight. We could see Faust with a shovel in her hands. She dug Spike's grave, and when she reached the coffin, she opened it.

''Rise and shine!'' She said.

''Very funny!''Spike replied.

''So, what do you think of this experience? it's a new beginning for you?'' Faust asked.

''Indeed, I will have to be more careful in the future. I will not do that every day and ... What the?" Spike got up and went to a grave with a horned helmet on the cross.

''What's wrong, Spike?'' Faust asked.

''This helmet? It was Ser Barristan's helmet. Why is his helmet on this cross?" Spike asked.

''I'm sorry, Spike. Ser Barristan is now with me. Do you know him?'' Faust asked.

''Yes, he was always good with me. He taught me everything he knew about sword fighting. He was a good man.'' Spike knelt down and prayed for him.

''Spike, it's probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life and ...What are you doing with the shovel?'' Spike was digging Ser Barristan's grave.

''What? Every time he came here, he was wearing a steel armor with a sword engraved with ancient symbols and a repeating crossbow. It would be criminal to let it rust underground!'' Spike said.

Spike desperate Faust. Once the armor "borrowed" Spike looked towards the village.

''I need a drink!'' He said.

''Let's toast to our good old Dragon Skull!'' The Innkeeper said.

''Cheers,'' Robert raised his mug in the air, and a second later, he took a cross on the skull. ''Who did that!'' He unsheathed his axe, and someone spoke.

''It's me!'' Robert turned to see the bastard, and his face broke down.

''Y-you!'' Spike went to the bar and took a beer mug. he raised it in the air and drank it while looking at the villagers who were more than terrified.

''Ah, refreshing!'' Spike threw the mug, and he left the bar. After that, Lord Robert fell to the ground.

Faust and Spike were walking towards a fisherman and his boats.

''So Spike, what's the rest of the program? You do not want to find a nice woman and establish yourself as a modest farmer in a small village in the area?'' Faust asked.

''I'm sure you'd be pissed off if I told you yes!'' Spike answered.

''Why do you say that?'' Faust said while looking at the fisherman.

''Because I think you expect something else from me!'' Spike replied.

''Maybe.'' Faust said while giving bits to the fisherman for his boat.

''Tell me what you want before I kill myself!'' Spike ordered.

''I propose to become a knight, Spike.'' Faust said

''I beg your pardon?'' Spike asked surprised.

''I want you to become the defender of the widow and the orphans. No one believes in anything today, and I want you to take these values back to your account. I ask you to become a hero, a model for future generations!'' Spike looked at her not amused at all.

''You have not abused mushrooms lately?'' Spike asked.

''Not even a pipe!'' Faust said.

''No, but you looked at me? I have the head of a bandit, and I have the body of an asparagus! Frankly, as gods, you're a champion!'' Spike declared.

''Do not worry. With my training, you will be unbeatable!'' Faust said.

''No thanks!'' Spike replied.

''You do not have a choice, Spike. You'll change whether you like it or not!'' Faust said slightly upset.

''My friend, I met a lot of fools in recent years and when I see you. I understand better when we say that you made the man in your image. I will accept your proposal, but it will be for personal reasons because it excites my curiosity, but I feel that it is still one of your plans!'' Spike accepted.

''You will not regret it.'' Faust said.

''I'm not sure, but there is one question I want to ask you.'' Spike said.

''Go ahead.'' Faust replied.

''Are you so bored in paradise that you have to come here to have fun? Because if you think to make me your new toy you are likely to have surprises!'' Spike said.

After their short boat trip, Faust trained Spike to become a hero. Her training consists of physical and mental exercises.

''Come on, just once!'' Spike has his feet in the water.

''No!" Faust said.

''Walk on the water, my ass!'' Spike said.

Faust was in front of several search notices, and she took one that was worth 300 bits.

''To finish your training, I propose you a small mission,'' Faust says to Spike who was preparing a pipe.''I think it will be enough to start.''

''That's your conception of the vigilante, a fucking bounty hunter?'' Spike asked.

''Stop complaining about everything, Spike!'' Spike threw the poster, and he took the one who worth 2000 bits.

''Are you sure?'' Faust asked.

''What can I risk getting killed?'' Spike left under Faust's gaze.

Spike went to three peasants and compared the poster with the middle one. He took it by the collar, and he tied him to a three, and he cut off his beard and hair like the guy in the poster. Once done, he brought him back to the guard who threw him in prison and Spike was paid.

''A haircut at 2000 bits! hats off!'' Faust said ironically.

''Frankly, between two farmers, do you make the difference?!'' Spike sat next to Faust.

''Yes, Spike. I can tell the difference between good and bad! But with you, it's different!'' Faust said

''I'm wrong, or you have a furious desire to give me a good moral lesson?'' Spike said.

''You had to expect it no?'' Faust replied.

''Obviously, but you have to be a bit indulgent too. The idea of having a conscience is very new to me. I'm not used to it.'' Spike explained.

" I can still forgive you on that one.'' Faust says to Spike who entered a tavern.

''Can you forgive me? It's nice of you, but it's going to become a bad habit!'' Faust looked at Spike not amused and then left.

Faust was sitting by the window. She was smoking peacefully when suddenly she heard a disturbing conversation.

''I do not think we have a choice! We will have to burn the building!'' A mysterious voice said.

''I remind you that there must be in the 200 000 bits in this chest!'' Faust looked out the window to see what was going on.

''I want to see this money on the floor of our hideout, not reduced to ashes in the air, you moron!'' It was the bandit that Spike had not managed to catch because of his laziness. There were a sorcerer and a paladin with him.

''Alright, you're the boss! So, what do we do?'' The sorcerer asked.

The group came out of the inn and headed to the bank, once inside. The sorcerer threw a fire-ball on the guards of the right, and the paladin crushed the guard on the left with his shield. He advanced towards the hostess and threatened her with his sword.

''Hello, I would like to make a transfer of 200 000 bits, and if it misses a single bit, I kill you!'' He says with a smile.

Faust ran to the tavern, she entered and saw Spike played domino with a zebra.

''I wanted to warn you that the bandit you were supposed to capture this morning is emptying the bank.'' Faust explained.

''Yeah, it's good, but you see my beer is still fresh and I'm pretty lucky since two rounds.'' Spike said.

''I would like to remind you also that it is in this bank that you have stored your money.'' Spike looked at Faust then he left the tavern.

''Nobody moves, or I kill everyone!'' There were several adventurers in front of the bank ready to attack, and Faust and Spike were among them.

''You have to wait for the right moment and ... Spike, where are you?'' Spike Spike jumped through the stained glass windows of the bank, surprising everyone. Once standing, he took his crossbow and shot on the paladin and the wizard. The wizard took several arrows in the body, and the paladin protects himself with his shield. Once the magazine was empty, the paladin unsheathed his sword and threw his shield at Spike. Spike was on the ground, and the Paladin hit him several times with his sword. Unable to take his sword, he decided to use the shield as mace. He deflected the paladin's blade and knocked him down. Once on the ground, Spike hit him several times with his it. Once the ground turned red, Spike went to the chest's room while reloading his crossbow. He entered the room, but a bomb was on the ground. She exploded, creating an exit for the bandit who fled with the loot. Spike shot him, but he missed him.

''Fuck!'' Spike came out the front door, and Faust handed him a horse.

''Give me my hor.'' Spike climbed on his horse and pursued the bandit until sunset. He arrived at a shallow ravine where the bandit settled. He descended the ravine calmly, but he slipped against the wall.

''SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!'' Spike fell into the bandit's fire, he looked in the air then he looked at Spike who put his crossbow under his nose.

''That my money!'' Spike said.

Spike came back in town with the bandit tied to his horse. The villagers greeted him as a hero, and they raised him in the air.

''It's you who heated them like that?'' Spike asked.

''Not at all!'' Faust replied.

''Get me out of this mess. '' Spike ordered.

'' DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!'' Faust yelled, and a second later, there was no one left.

''Well, I think we need to talk you, and me.'' He said.

Spike and Faust were now out of town, then Spike spoke to Faust.

''So, are you happy?'' Spike asked.

''I find it not bad for a start.'' Faust replied.

''You know, I'm not sure I love that!'' Spike said.

''What? Capturing bad guys?'' Faust asked.

''It's what happens after that annoys me.'' Spike explained.

''I suspected it.'' Faust said.

''If every time it happens like that, I will find myself captain of an army despite me or worse!'' Spike said.

''Ruler of the seven kingdoms'' Faust added.

''Maybe!'' Spike replied

They continued to walk when suddenly Spike shot on a bush, and an adventurer came out with his hands up.

''What are you doing here?'' Spike threatened the boy with his crossbow.

''I ... I followed you.'' The adventurer answered.

''Are you alone?'' Spike asked.

''Yes!'' Spike shot on another bush and two other adventurers came out their hands in the air.

''How many are you?'' Spike looked at the boys not amused at all.

''Three misters!'' The boy replied.

''And what are you doing Here?'' Spike asked while threatening them with his crossbow.

''Please, sir, take us in your band.'' The boy begged.

''We want to become heroes like you!'' The boy explained.

''we'll do your laundry.'' The boy proposed.

''That's also one of your plans? Disciples to help me restore order in your kingdom?'' Spike asked.

''Ah, but not at all, It's not me who sent them here!'' The three boys looked at Spike with a big smile, and then he spoke to them.

''Go away! You put back your diapers, and you go back to milk your cows, we don't do daycare here!'' Spike said.

''But sir!'' The boy begged.

''PSSSSHHHH!'' Spike waved his hand to make them leave.

''Why the world sees me as a hero?'' The boys looked at Spike shocked by his reaction.

''What is this story?'' Faust Faust tells the boys to come with her hand.

''It's going to stop or else!'' Spike said while be followed by Faust and her new friends.

Meanwhile, in heaven.

Ser Barristan and a mysterious woman watched Spike walking away with his friends.

''You must be proud of your son.'' Ser Barristan says with a smile.

''Yes,'' She knelt down to see her son more closely. ''Yes I am.''