Life is funny in a fucking twisted way.
Sometimes it gives you exploding lemons that will burn down houses.
Other times it gives you a tiny loyal baby dragon that will be your assistant for life-time.
Few times it gives a tiny pony a coffin and she ends up as the master for an immortal and slightly insane vampire, who also has fetishes for things beyond human understanding. Oh and she will also be a vampire, because fuck you, that's why.

Hellsing abridged x my little pony.
Story request from whiteoak019