Celestia held back a groan in annoyance as she sat in her room, holding a cup of much needed calming tea in her magical grasp as she looked towards the object on the other side of the room, the source of her past headaches, migraines and not to mention past mental traumas. She glared at it gently, as if desiring to just obliterate it from the very existence with her burning ire alone, yet she knew that was beyond her power to do so.
She had, of course, never actually tried to destroy the object in question. She had no idea what would happen, and she would not dare release what the object contained within as in doing so, would unleash something she rather see contained and out of her sight for now.

Two guards stood by her side, looking a bit uncomfortable, as they had never truly seen their ruler and beloved princess so irritated, if not downright angry, before. Truly a sight that was rare and not something most ponies would like to experience first hoof.
One guard cleared his throat and said “Soo… What shall we do with it Princess?” the other guard tensing lightly, looking at his partner with some concern for speaking up.
“Just… get it out of my sight. Take it down to the dungeon and lock it up, throw it in the ocean or just bury it underground, give it away at an auction! I don’t care as long as I don’t have to see that cursed object ever again!”

“If…. You are sure princess?” as they went over and picked up the black ancient coffin that laid on the floor in Celestia’s private quarters and carried it outside.
Celestia watched as they left, groaning gently as she wished she had never found that cursed thing in her youth, before muttering “Hopefully you won’t be freed, you crazy vampire bastard…”

*MEANWHILE*

The two guards walked through the halls of Canterlot with the coffin on their backs, it being quite heavy as they grunted and one complained “What the hay is in this thing? A damn corpse?!”
The other guard rolled his eyes and said with a grunt “If you are going to whine the whole way, can you at least not be a bitch and carry some more weight?”
“Fuck you dude!” Was the response, as he rolled his eyes again with an amused smirk

“Hey. What is that you are carrying there?” A voice called from behind them, as they looked back and saw one of the high-professors from Celestia's school for gifted unicorns. He was an elderly unicorn wearing a standard suit.
One of the guards grunted and said, “Just getting rid of this thing from the princess.” Indicating the coffin on his back “Heavy and locked behind some advanced magic for some reason. Don’t know what is inside.”
The professor looked at the coffin for a moment, before shrugging and said “Mind if I take it off your shoulders then? Might make a decent test for an upcoming applicant for the school.”
The guards looked between each other, before nodding and said “Very well. It is yours, but if something happens, we don’t want any shit for it. Your responsibility.”

The professor snorted and said, “What is the worst that could happen?”

*1 WEEK LATER*

Young Twilight at barely 10 years old nervously skipped on her four tiny hooves as she was waiting with her mum and dad to enter the test-room for the school for gifted unicorns, biting her lower lip and silently panicking as she said with a fearful voice, “W-What if I freeze? What if I get an impossible task to do?! What if something happens like a meteor falling and destroying everything! I will never get into the school and be stuck as a stupid magicless unicorn forever!”

Twilight Velvet, Twilight Sparkle’s mother, rolled her eyes in amusement as she said “Relax Twilight, I am sure you will be more than fine. You have trained and studied for this for over a year now. I am sure you will ace the test, and even if you don’t, me and your father will still love you.” Twilight’s father, Night Light, nodded in agreement as soon enough the doors opened, and a unicorn professor said, “Twilight Sparkle, please step in. Your examination begins soon.”
Twilight gulped nervously, ears lowering as she nodded, stepping inside the massive room, where she saw a small panel of professors ready to judge her test and a massive black box on a table, as one of the professors said “Your test is to open this box. You have 30 minutes, your test begins… now.”

Twilight blinked and nodded with a nervous gulp, as she instantly began to work, at first taking the logical approach of simply opening the box, but it heavily resisted her levitation, staying shut, as she gulped and tried various ways to open the box, growing more and more nervous with each failed attempt and having no idea of how to even begin, having not expected to be put to a test of opening a lock of all things.
She trembled and continued, tears forming in her eyes from desperation and fear, as she noticed the unimpressed glances from the professors, praying to Celestia for any kind of miracle to help her pass the exam.

As if fate had picked up the phone, just as she was about to give up and sink to the floor in despair and defeat, a massive explosion sounded through the city, shaking the very walls of the capital of Equestria and Twilight let out a startled scream as she felt her magic flare and go out of control.
The professors yelped as the filly went into a magical overcharge, growing a field of pure magic energy around her as magical pulses shot out randomly around her, firing everything and everywhere, her parents getting hit and turned into potted plants, one of the professors getting hit and turned into a chicken and finally one massive magical out lash hit the coffin, shattering it into pieces that went flying everywhere.

*OUTSIDE A FEW MOMENTS AGO*

The princess of Equestria, Celestia, was walking through the city peacefully, enjoying the nice and bright sunny day, as she suddenly heard the explosion from above, looking up and blinked in shock as she saw the legendary shape of a rainboom that flew across the skies, wondering what kind of pegasi would have been able to perform such a feat of speed and determination. As she pondered this, it was not long after she gasped, turning towards the building where the tests were taking place, sensing an enormous amount of uncontrolled magic going haywire in the building, probably endangering ponies and putting a lot of innocents in risk of hurt or worse. She instantly ran towards the source of power.

*BACK IN THE TEST-HALL*

There were a few tense moments of silence, as one professor nervously peaked up from her cover behind the desk and gasped in horror as she saw what had happened. The coffin had been shattered, pieces of metal and wood having been shot out everywhere, send flying from the explosive force as the walls were cracked and embedded with the pieces and the young filly, Twilight she believed her name was, was laying on the ground, eyes wide in fear as tears were running down her face as in her chest and stomach was several long pieces of broken wood penetrating her, blood covering the general area and forming in a pool beneath her as she gasped for air and whimpered in fear and pain.
She stood up and said “S-Somepony call a doctor! We got an injured filly in here!” as she turned and was about to run to the door to get help herself, until she heard a dark chuckle coming from the torn coffin.

“Hahahaha! Oh man that was one way to wake up! Shit it hurts! My head feels worse than that time I drank down an entire frat-party!” she watched, with some level of growing terror as a bipedal being rose from the coffin, wearing a large red trench-coat, a pair of orange glasses and a red hat, as he grinned widely and looked around “So who was the unlucky bastard that woke me up and got stuck with me?” he turned to the professor, who flinched as he pointed one of his fingers at her “You there! Mini Jessica Parker! Who destroyed my coffin?”

She paled and whimpered, nervously pointing at the filly who was slowly losing her life-force, as Alucard blinked, before rolling his eyes “Figures. Someone wakes me up and they go die because I can even introduce myself. Better go fix that I suppose, or I be blamed for that as well. Typical, always me doing the hard work around here.” As he walked towards the filly, who looked at him with terror but was too weak to protest as she was bleeding out. He looked at her for a second, before asking the pony again “Hey! You there! Know if the mini-mini pony is a virgin or what? Kind of important if I have to save her life.”
The professor gulped and trembled in fear, not daring to move as she watched with horror, expecting the worst as Alucard grinned and said “No answer? Well… she is young, and she is going to die either way so nothing to be lost.” He turned to Twilight, giving her a vicious grin as his orange glasses shined in the daylight and said, “Now this may hurt like a bitch for a good few minutes, but... fuck it, I don’t even care.” As he instantly grew a set of fangs and buried them into Twilight’s neck, making the young filly scream out in terror and pain as the professor paled, before her eyes rolled up and she passed out on the floor.

The door banged open instantly as Celestia stood in the doorway, eyes wide open as she saw the destroyed room, one passed out professor, a destroyed coffin, one loose chicken and two oddly placed potted plants… all while a VERY familiar and VERY unwelcome vampire was sucking blood from the neck of a young filly with wood penetrating her stomach and chest. She blinked, before muttering “For Faust’s sake…”

“I CAN EXPLAIN!” yelled the vampire, as he parted from Twilight’s neck, blood dripping from his mouth as the filly was passed out.

Author's Note

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