Let's Get Weird - Freak 'em out
That's A Big Ol' Spider
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"♫ And you've never even noticed. That I was always standing there. Don't tell me anything. That you've said to someone before. I want to hear something honest I want to hear something more. And take back all the times. Where you promised that you were not the same. My heart is done being lied to. And I'm just so shamed. ♫" I sing to myself.
I cup my head in my hands and cry into my hands.
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Twi's POV
"Twi.... I feel really bad for Tye, I wish we knew what the problem is, then we could probably help him." Shy mumbles.
"I know what you mean Shy but we can't help him. We'll just have to give him time to himself." I reply.
I look at shy and let out a sigh.
"Maybe we can help him.... Maybe if we can ask him what's wrong then maybe we can help him." I think out loud.
Shy looks at me with a smile, I smile back. I decide now is a better time then ever to ask him what's wrong. I start to walk towards the kitchen and can hear him crying.
"What's wrong Tye?" I ask.
Tye is sat against a cuboard with his knees pressed against his chest, crying.
"It's nothing Twi.... Don't worry about it." He answers.
"It sure doesn't seems like nothing." I reply.
"Please Twi.... Just.... Just let it go." Tye mumbles.
"Please, Tye?" Shy asks.
"I.... I can't.... Even Shy asked what's wrong...." Tye whimpers.
"We only want to help." I point.
"Can you repair a broken heart?" Tye's question brings me to a realisation.
"Love. I.... I just don't want to hear it anymore.' I hear Tye's voice saying this to me whilst crying like he did earlier.
"Of course we can. Friendship can always fix a break heart." I answer.
"Friendship can't fix this kind of hole.... I wished your magic worked.... Then I could've wished that I didn't feel like this." Tye's mumbles choking on the last word.
"I'm sorry Tye but my magic doesn't work like that...." I answer.
"I was actually kind of expecting an answer like that." Tye mumbles.
"What if we helped you find somepony?" Shy asked.
"I.... *deep breath*.... Guess we can try it." Tye answers.
"Thanks for letting us help Tye, together, I promise we'll make you feel better."
I watch Tye take another deep breath before being blinded by a bright flash. I step back into the living room and see a large white Amblypygid body with a white pony head on it with a purple mane. The body being four feet long and two feet and six inches wide, it's long hairy legs being twelve feet long with huge twenty foot long pedipalps with seventeen inch claws at the tips.
"Raritypygid?" I ask in excitement.
"Twi, Shy! Oh am I glad to see you two." Raritypygid answers.
Raritypygid turns her head towards me and Shy and starts to walk towards us, her eight legs making little tapping noises as her claws hit the ground.
"Twi what's making that tapping noise?"
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Tye's POV
"Twi what's making that tapping noise?" I ask as I enter the room. "Holy fuck!" I shout as I fall backwards onto my butt.
"Twi.... What is it? It kind of looks like a minotaur but not at the same time." The large white spider creature in front of me asks.
"Actually I don't know know what he is but I know his name, he's called Tye and this is his house." Twi explains.
"The reaction was a bit rude but I'm a forgiving person. Nice to meet you Tye my name is Raritypygid." The HUGE white spider says as it holds one of it's claws out as if asking me to shake it.
"Raritypygid?..." I ask.
"Yes darling?" She asks back.
"A-Are you going to b-bite me?" I ask with a shiver.
"Bite you? Why would I ever do that?"
"So.... Your not going to bite me?"
"Of course not, although, if a handsome creature like yourself would like me to bite I wouldn't be against it." Raritypygid answers with a lick of her lips.
"Thanks?..."
"Now Twi, please tell my he's single. He's a handsome stallion and you know I LOVE handsome stallions, wait! Please tell me he's strong! Oh I would love for him to be strong as well. A nice, strong, handsome stallion." Raritypygid fawns.
"Raritypygid.... You've only been here about 2 minutes.... You might want to dial down the whole flirt thing." Twi chimes in.
"Oh you're right! I am terribly sorry, it's my spider side making me more flirty." Raritypygid giggles.
I stare at the ground.
"Erm, Tye was it? Are you okay? You look a little down." Raritypygid asks.
"You said a word that, well let's just say that he's in a bit of a bad way and you acting the way you are isn't helping at all." Twi explains.
"Oh I'm sorry. i didn't know that I was upseting him."
"I-It's fine don't worry about it. So.... What type of spider are you? If you don't mind me asking of course." I ask.
"I am an Amblypygid.... Whatever one of those is.... I've never seen nor heard of one but that's what the.... Pony that did this to me said I was mixed with...." Raritypygid answers sadly.
"I'm sorry that this happened to you."
"Don't be, you didn't do it so you have no reason to apologize." Raritypygid replies.
"So what do you eat?" I ask.
"As embarassing as it is to say.... I can only eat meat.... I'm sorry Tye but I need to eat meat, cows, chickens.... Oh I feel awful even just thinking about it." Raritypygid explains.
"That's fine, humans eat meat too. We eat cows, chickens, fish, stuff like that. So don't worry about it."
"Really?!" Raritypygid asks excitedly.
"Yep, humans are omnivores well we're supposed to be but I'm unable to eat fruit and vegetables, for some reason my body just rejects it causing me to become sick." I answer.
"This is magnificent! I thought I'd immediately be shunned for eating meat!" Raritypygid shouts in excitement.
"You weren't too popular when folk first found it. 'Twas a shame too, she was a popular mare." ATJ chimes in.
"Don't worry Raritypygid, I won't be judging you for eating meat, in fact, I'll be joining you in it!" I joke.
Raritypygid giggles in excitement. She then pulls me into a hug with her pedipalps.
"I'm so happy! You have no idea what it's like being feared for something you didn't have a choice in!" Raritypygid says happily.
Raritypygid smiles at me revealing thirty large sharp teeth.
"You've got some seriously sharp teeth."
"Why thank you. They are great teeth." Raritypygid giggles.
Author's Note
Nothing says weird like an Amblypygid am I right? Ah well, what do you think? ![]()
