Let's Get Weird - Freak 'em out
Tentacles and Stalks
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"How many more of you are there that will be coming here?" I ask.
"All together there were about ten of us." Twi answers.
"Ten? Are they all going to be coming here?" I ask with a groan.
"I have no idea." Twi answers with an awkward smile.
"I'm expecting another one of you guys as soon as I finish this sentence." I say as I cross my arms. "No? Well colour me surprised."
A bright white flash blinds everyone in the room.
"STOP BLINDING ME!" I shout in anger.
"Well that wasn't a very friendly welcome, ah well, so this is my new home? Looks nice. Oh! Oh! House party time!" An excited voice happily shouts.
"Twi, who just said that?" I ask as I rub at my eyes.
"Pinkacle?" Twi asks.
"Pinkawhat?"
"HI! My name's Pinkacle! I like partiessingingdancingbakingeatingactuallyeatingismyfavouriteofthose!" A giant ball of pink tentacles with a pair of wings and a pony head sticking out of the middle of the tentacles spews out in half a second.
"Thats.... Nice?" I say nervously.
The tentacles must have been Eight feet long, the wings have a wing span of Four feet long, being more then long enough to keep the tentacles just off of the ground, causing the pink mass to hover above the ground.
"So.... Pinkacle.... What are you?" I ask nervously.
"I am what is called an Eldritch Horrorrorrorror." Pinkacle giggles.
"You mean an Eldritch Horror? So.... I know that some Eldritch Horror have terrifying powers, do you have one?" I ask.
"Nope but Raritypygid does!" Pinkacle answers.
"She does?"
"Yeah! She controls spiders! It's really helpful when one gets in your house and you're like 'Ew a spider!' and then she's like 'Come on darling leave Pinkacle alone.' and the spider then walks away!" Pinkacle quickly answers.
"That's.... Good to know...." I say to myself.
"Now Pinkacle my dear, how have you been?" Raritypgid asks.
"I've been reallyreallyreallyreallyreally good, I may miss cupcakes but I'll fine." Pinkacle answers.
"That's five of us here now." Twi points out. "Looks like everyone might be coming here Tye."
"Chrysalis said we'd be here before she sent me here." Pinkacle explains.
"Chrysalis? Who's that?" I ask.
"Chrysalis was one of the ponies that made us into what we are." Twi explains.
"Let's not talk about that now, so, Pinkacle how're the others?" Raritypygid asks.
"They're good. Rainbow will be joining us in a few seconds so be ready to welcome her!" Pinkacle says excitedly.
I cover my eyes and wait for the flash, after a few seconds the flash happens again. I uncover my eyes and look at the beast in front of me.
A blue pony with a rainbow coloured mane stands in front of me, its face covered by a rainbow coloured mist, the mist finally starts to dissipate, revealing a pony face with thirteen small eyes on it and nothing else, after a few seconds a long stalk like appendage starts to grow out from the ponies chest, the tip of the appendage starts to stretch until a mouth forms at the end.
"Where in Tartarus am I?" The Blue Pony asks.
"Rainbow Stalk, how're you doing?" Twi asks.
"I'm still angry that they took my wings but other then that I'm fine." Rainbow Stalk answers.
Every time the blue pony blinks all of the eyes blink at the same time.
"So Twi, where am I?" Rainbow Stalk asks.
"You're in Tye's house." Twi answers while pointing at me.
"We're in a minotaur's house?" Rainbow Stalk asks.
"I'm a human." I point out.
"So that's what you are." Twi says with a nod.
"What's a human?" Shy asks.
"A smart, hairless monkey would be the simplest way of putting it." I answer.
"Where's your tail?" Twi asks.
"Humans don't have tails."
I walk over to my sofa and slump onto it.
"Are you okay? You don't look too happy." Pinkacle asks.
"It doesn't matter." I mumble.
"Of course it matters! Everyone deserves to be happy!" Pinkacle replies with a pout.
"I just said it doesn't matter, so that means it doesn't matter." I groan.
"But-" Pinkacle tries to argue only to be silenced by a hoof on the shoulder from Twi.
"Just leave it Pinkacle, he'll tell everyone when he's ready." Twi mumbles sadly.
Pinkacle looks at the ground sadly.
I take a deep breath and stand back up.
"Would anybody like some breakfast? I was going to do some for myself, Raritypygid I do have some different meats here if you want something to eat."
"That would be marvellous, thank you." Raritypygid answers.
"I think we could all do with a breakfast, the food back home was few and far between so I think we're all a bit hungry." Twi answers.
"What would everyone like?" I ask.
"I'll take some beef Darling." Raritypygid answers. "Medium-rare please."
"Me and Shy will have some porridge please." Twi answers.
"ACUPCAKE!" Pinkacle blurts out excitedly.
"You got any fish?" Rainbow Stalk asks.
"Yeah, I'm guessing you want some?" I ask in return.
"That's what I was hoping you'd ask. Yeah." Rainbow Stalk answers.
"Ah don't need food." ATJ answers.
"That doesn't mean you can't have some, are you sure you don't want anything?" I ask.
"Well if ya askin' Ah guess some apple pie would nice." ATJ grumbles in defeat.
"I was going to have that for desert tonight but sure. I have some you can have."
I head into the kitchen and turn on the over so that it heats up while I get the fish, beef and sausages for those of us who'll be eating meat. I grab a few salmon steaks, a single beef steak and a bag of sausages from the freezer and put them on the countertop while I wait for the oven to heat up. I then grab some packaged porridge from a cupboard and leave it on the countertop, I then turn on a kettle I have and let it start to boil the water. I then grab a full apple pie from the fridge and leave it on the kitchen countertop. After a few minutes the oven is hot enough for me to put the fish, beef and sausages in it. I wipe my hands on a towel as I get ready to make porridge for TwiShy, I grab a pair of bowls from a cabinet and put them on the countertop, I then open two porridge packets and put the grain into the bowls. I then pour the boiled water into the bowl and start to stir the mixture until I feel it's finished. I then grab two spoons from my utensils draw and put rest them inside the bowl with the handles poking out of the top of the bowl. I then grab both bowls and take them through to the double headed pony.
"Thank you Tye." TwiShy both say as I place the bowls down on the ground in front of them.
They both look at eachother then start blowing on their porridge to cool it down.
"I'll bring yours through now ATJ." I say with a smile.
"Thank ya kindly." AJT says happily.
I head back into the kitchen and grab a plate from the same cupboard that I got the bowl from. I then place it on the countertop, I then grab the apple pie and take it out of it's cover. I then slide it onto the plate. I then grab the plate of apple pie and head back into the living room.
"Here's your pie AJT." I say with another smile.
"Ah, thank ya." AJT says as a pair of think arm like branches reach down from the leaves on top of her.
The branches then grab the plate and start to feed the pie to the pony head attached to the tree.
"I.... Didn't know you could do that." I mumble.
"They're useful, but Ah just can't preen mahself with 'em." AJT explains.
"I'm guessing because you can't see the leaves?" I ask.
"That's right, Ah can't see tha leaves so Ah can't really prune them all to well." AJT answers.
"I can understand that." I reply. "Oh yeah, Raritypygid and Rainbow Stalk, our food will be done in about twenty minutes."
"Okay." Both Raritypygid and Rainbow Stalk both answer.
Author's Note
Well.... What do you think?
Don't forget to tell me what you liked and what you think I need to improve on so I know what I need to work on.
Any characters you want to see added that haven't already been confirmed?
Confirmed characters: Luna, Celestia and Trixie.
Thanks for reading!
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