Anon has been stranded in Equestria, a land mostly of tall, beautiful, horse-like futa women, for eight months, and he's about to lose his mind. He's so hungry, with not a morsel of meat in all of Equestria. He can't adjust to the vegan lifestyle. He'd do anything for a cheeseburger.

Anything.

WARNING: this story contains futas, foodplay, DubCon (technically, I guess, but who really gives a fuck?), Twilight being kind of a dick, sexual misconduct in the workplace, handling of food that would earn you an F from the city health inspector, and, worst of all, Anon.