Twilight is a pretty good spy. But no spy is perfect. Twilight, unfortunately, gets caught in the middle of an important mission to Yakyakistan and imprisoned. With no magic and no clear way out, it seems that the yak's celebratory burning of their God-King Asger the Unbreakable will be her last day.

But help comes in all shapes in sizes. And she certainly needs all the help she can get.

Written for SPark's crackfic clopfic contest.
Original, uncropped picture by "greenfireartist" on Derpibooru (Is NSFW).