Enflamed Apples

Soarin, at last, had reached heaven.

Rainbow saw him and gawked, "Soarin what the bucking hell are you doing here?!"

Soarin responded with confusion, "You said, and I bucking quote, To tell you that AJ thought I was a changeling, dude, she has a child if you do this, it is so over! Make the right choice, Come see me or lose me forever you clod!"

Rainbow did a face hoof but it failed, she IS a ghost.

"I meant to come see me at my house you clod!"

"YOU COULD HAVE SPECIFIED THAT YOU LUNA DAMNED SHITTY PERIDOT IMMITATING BITCH!"

Soarin covered his mouth, appalled at what he just said to his mare.

"Rainbow I-"

Rainbow Dash cut him off, "We're so over..."

"Rainbow wai-"

"Don't even try it Soarin, no you're WHOREIN!"

Rainbow floated off trying to hide the tears stinging her eyes

Soarin was devastated...

Applejack woke up around 6:30 AM the next day and looked at a picture of herself, Spike, and all 5 of her friends. Her emerald eyes met Rainbow Dash and she cried.

This woke up Spike, "AJ, what's wrong?"

Applejack embraced Spike in a tight hug, "I didn't mean to kill her Spike!"

Spike sat Applejack on the bed, it was a nice bed. It had a soft mattress and a nice crimson paint finish.

Spike tried to comfort Applejack by talking soothingly to her, "It's okay AJ, I know you didn't mean to!"

"Yes but, Twilight, Soarin, Bulk, The cadencing spa sisters, and even my own damn sister don't even know that!"

Applejack sobbed into her husband's shoulder, knowing she had killed two ponies! Even if Soarin committed suicide, the farm pony caused it by accidentally killing Rainbow!

Spike kissed Applejack square on the lips, she tasted some crystal-like flavor since Spike was a dragon who ate crystals and gems.

Applejack returned the kiss with passion trying to soothe her pain. Applejack blushed and broke the passionate kiss for a moment

"I love you so much, Spike, I don't know what'd I do without you..."

"Well you helped me when she dumped me for Fancy Pants, I realized you could actually be there for me..."

"Before we left for here, I saw her break up with Fancy, telling him she had a girlfriend..."

"Oh, who is it?"

Applejacck snorted thinking this was hilarious, "Celestia!"

Applejack and Spike broke into a quiet laughter since they did not want to wake up the baby.

Despite their efforts, the baby, Impale, started crying.

Then they smelt a rancid smell, coming from Impale.

"I got this Spike."

Applejack lifted Impale up onto the soft changing table and unstrapped the messy diaper from Impale and tossed it into the trash which Spike had opened up.

She got a new one from the closet and strapped it on, but despite her changing him just moments ago, the baby decided to spring a leak.

"Aww hayseed, Impale you little stinker!"

Impale cooed and giggled and spoke his first words, "Mama."

Applejack and Spike gasped, their child just said their first word!

Applejack repeated the steps she had previously done.

This time the Draco-pony had finished his business.

Spike came over and kissed Applejack on the cheek as she stroked the Draco-pony's mane.

6 1/2 years later

Impale was now old enough to speak full sentences and use a toilet, Spike and Applejack were so proud of their son.

Impale just woke up from his new bed, it looked like a rock but was soft as a waterbed.

"Hey Mommy," Impale said, "What's for breakfast, I bet it's Appul related!"

Impale may be able to speak full sentences but his pronunciation was a bit off.

"It's cereal, applejacks!"

"Figures," Spike said sipping some coffee, "You always buy that cereal AJ."

Applejack blushed and Impale giggled as he sat down next to his father at the table.

Applejack poured Impale some cereal and added some milk. Impale began ravenously digging in.

Applejack walked over to the other seat beside Spike and gave him a kiss before pouring him a bowl of cereal, along with one for herself.

Applejack then sat down and started to eat her cereal.

"Whatcha reading sugarcube," Applejack asked Spike.

"Job applications," Spike replied, "I do need to make us some bits if we ever want to re-stock up on things like food and toilet paper."

"Well, make sure you pick a job ya' like."

"Ya, I kn-"

"Hey, a job working at a library!"

"That's perfect Dad, you used to work at one!" Impale said with excitement

"It says to call 000-0001..." Applejack implied looking at the paper.

"I'll call it right now, I'm so excited!"

Spike dialed the number into the phone, it buzzed.

"Hello?" Spike asked, "Is this the library"

"Spike? This is Burning Fountain..."

"Burning Fountain?"

Applejack wasn't surprised.

"I've known so many alicorn librarians, well just one."

Impale was curious, "What was her name, Mommy?"

"She's Spike's sister figure," Applejack replied, "Her name was Twilight Sparkle."

"That's a bad name for a librarian..."

Spike laughed and milk shot out his nose, after hanging up the phone of course.

Impale laughed, Applejack was not very amused, "Spike, not in front of our child!"

Spike apologized but was trying to hold in laughs, "Hehe, I'm sorry AJ, that was just so funny!"

Applejack chuckled, "I guess it was kinda funny."

They all laughed as Spike went to the library.

Spike knocked on the wooden door.

"Hey Burning Fountain, it's me, Spike!"

Spike was surprised to see Sonta Hooves answer the door.

"Hey Spike, I'll be your co-worker if you get the job."

"Neat, that's cool."

"I'll get Burning, HEYYYYYYYYYY BAAAAABE!"

Spike covered his ears, Sonta was a loud stallion.

"Coming, dearest!"

"Oh, hey Spike, you're hired!"

"Wut ._."

Sonta laughed, "She always hires, no matter what."

Burning Fountain growled quite loudly, even for her ambivalent self, "Unless they're a CHANGLING!"

Spike's anger flickered in as he growled at that word, Sonta growled as well.

"Congrats Spike," Burning said, "You start in four days on Monday, today is Friday after all"

"Great!" Spike responded.

Sonta specified "We're closed on the weekends and all holiday breaks matching up to the teacher's, April Juneiper, schedule.

Spike got home and told Applejack the great news.

"Oh honey, that's so great!"

Applejack kissed Spike passionately on the lips.

Impale cringed.