Author's Note

We'll say bye bye to Rarity the worst pony for good. and we'll say HIHI to Spike's new job where something... unexpected happens.

Chapter 5: First day

Today was Spike's first day on the job but little did he know the biggest guild of the PDA was after him, a team of three. He was stocking some books when all of the sudden the windows burst. Spike knew someone was after him so he hid followed by Sonta and his girl, Burning.

"The buck is going on Spike, are they after you?!" Sonta said, demanding answers.

Spike growled, "Yes they're after me, it's not like they're after YOU!"

"Need a massage?" Two of them said. Spike determined these ponies to be Aloe and Lotus.

"Spikey Wikey?"

Spike's eyes widened, at first with shock, then with anger. Spike quickly turned to his bosses "You ever fight ponies before?"

They both shook their heads.

"Well, time to learn!"
(Background shatters like glass like in FF10)

Spike quickly explained "Ok, I am considered a mage due to my breath. I'll attack Aloe with my Flame attack.
Spike --> Magic --> Aloe

Aloe screams with the burning pain. (100-20=80)

Sonta was nervous "Ok... what do I do?"

"You're a warrior so select Attack rather than Magic."

Sonta --> Attack --> Buck you --> Lotus (100-15=85)

Fountain was scared out of her mind "But that white pony looks nice and oddly... seductive.

Rarity --> Magic ---> Attract -> Spike.

But it failed!

"Your charms don't work on me anymore Rarity!" Spike shouted bitterly

"Hmph! Clearly, you've lost your taste in mares, you pedophile!"

"YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE YOU FUCKING GOLD DIGGER"

(Sonta and Fountain use flee)

But it succeeded!

Spike --> Sp Attack, aka most powerful one, Flame claws --> Rarity (100-80=20)

"OWWWWWWWWCH, Look what you did to my hair!!!"

"Oh I'm sorry, did I ruin your 3rd base game with the sun?"

"You know darling, I WAS going to suggest they keep you, OW (Burn damage 20-10=10,) out but now youre going to jail! Locust and Aloe!

Locust and Aloe --> Special Attack --> Wax massage of DEATH --> Spike (Critical hit! 100-99=1)

Spike screeched.

Spike --> Item --> Saphire --> Spike --> +50 hp! (1+50=51)

Rarity --> Item --> Pedo call --> Spke

"Pedo!"

But nopony gave a shit...

Spike --> Multi-Attack (Can be used to attack up to 3 ponies) ---> Spa Spectrum Guild --> -80 damage Aloe: OOF (80-80 is 0) Locust: OOF NOT A CRITICAL
(85-90 = -5)

Rarity: X.X (Extreme overkill {20-80 =-60})
Spike did not care he just killed Rarity, gold diggers deserve to die.
"Well, you don't see that at every first day at work," Spike whistled and walked away to home
"A-are they gon- HOLY SHIT A DEAD PONY" Burning screamed.