One fateful day, Twilight Sparkle went inside the confines of Sugarcube Corner, and she learned two things that would change her life forever:

A) The Royal Cookie Baking Competition was underfoot.

B) Pinkie Pie did not like oatmeal and raisin cookies. She was quite unlike her in this way.

Thus, Twilight Sparkle begins a journey, a quest to change the epistemological paradigm of bakery FOREVER! ...But, will her sanity survive such an impossible task?

Not really, no.