The Tail (Get It ;P) Of pRince Martin Willis

Martin Willis fell from earth into ponyvile by acidentlee walking into a portle meant only for ponees to get into our world so they can pretend to be non speakers and watch us secretly. He accidentlee waled in it when they didnt know that he was there was to fall in and invade .
Hey twilight. He yelled happily at the sexy purple mare who walked by him.
Oh hello I didn’t see you whats your name she imersoned him and leaned on his side. my name is martin willis i am orange with blue stripes and my cutie mark is the gun from PORTAL. (cause ifell in a portle and I am good at that game)
That is awesome she asked neatly would you like to go hang at my house with my owl? I nodded excrushiatinly and she opened the way for us to her house.
When we got there her pet spike was off(probly at raritys getting sleep) and she said in a ponder I wonder where my owl went?
I rubbed her belly casue she let me do that now and I said he probly went over to raritys so that they could betogether because he loves her and they should be married. She opened her eyes and looked at me. wow you sure now a lot martin are you sure you never meant spike or rarity before.
No I teased happily only ive never fallen into a portle like that one in my life but I now about ponies because I love the show. She questioned me annoyed and suspicious what show. I laughed and kissed her cheek its ok twilight I love you and would never do anything bad like other humans maybe. Ok she said believed. Then she lifted her hooves and put my hand on her deep belly ilike it when you kiss me here she said in sexy voice. So I brought down my knees and kissed her lower belly and she looked contented so I moved a hand lower and touched her but you are hot I said even hotter than I though before I fell in the hole here. She naughtily giggled and pushing my hand to her place parts said you can fall in this hole.
What the fuck twilight. I made a mock shocked look and tried to tongue ksis her and she let me.
She was pissed secretly still att my swearing and she exploded. What the fuck do you mean what the fuck martin.
I wimpered so that she could see I was only joking and then I put my horse weenie in hers and we made love and she forgave me.
Spike came home and saw us in bed kissing and licking each other while sleeping. You slut puppet. He threw a dress he had got from rarity for her and a suit he had got from rarity for me onto the ground and came and smaked twilights head.
What the fuck spike. I was really angry and pushed him away from her to fall on his but. We love each other and she is not a slut this is natural even though I fell from earth into here from a portle because she loves me.
I don’t care I loved her first and you go fucking die and slit your wrists or hang yourself like a bitch he screamed as loud as he could and he grabbed at my foot to go and swirl me in the toilet. I will tteach you to fuck my bestfriend fucker he brethed fire and I wanted to cry but hit his head instead.
Fucking go asshole she loves me. just then twilight used magic and shut him outside loking the door and window and said don’t come back spike I love him and you are being an asshole.
He realized how bad he was and cried I didnt mean to make you mad I just loved you first and it scares me you let a human love you.
Don’t be gay spike she gave him a dirty look throwing him back in. just because he is human which he isn’t here because he turned into a pony like all humans when they go to aquestrea doesn’t mean I cant have sex with him he has a massive dick.
Spike sighed relenting and sniffled I understand twilight.
Just then an idea hit me and I grabbed spike and placed him on my nee. We can both make love to her spike cause she will let us I said.
He smiled openly and looked at her and she nodded. So getting up we all had sex and I rubbed twilights boobs and spike let me so we all had fun.
When we woke up after sleeping for the day spike said he was sorry again and after kissing him twilight agreed with me that he was fine and we would let him be with us sometimes but mainly no because she really loved me and only was with him because he was so upset.
Ok he smiled.
I leaned in and whispered in his ear that if he wanted I would hel him get with rarity to have sex but only if he agreed that I could help. He did and we decided to later.
This is my first story so please be nice I am only 15 an my friend edited this for me using his computer so I now there shouldnt be any bad spelling or stuff, except maybe the name of aquestrea because he said he couldnt find it in the correcter. i am really sensitive and not so good at English so please no angry comments because last time I posted a story somewhere they yelled angrily so please don’t yell at me but just tell me whats wrong and I will fix it to be better. Hope you like it all it was my first time writing sex too and I think it turned out good. Next chapter will be rarity and me and spike. Later and luv