The Tail (Get It ;P) Of pRince Martin Willis

people are asking me to post this and im getting emails and comments begging it so im sorry if it offends. It is not edit since I did right it before anyone offered edit help so here it is.
raritys house was pink frilled like a tutu dress. spike greeted me by her fron door which was made of oak and other things that would attract her cat to be happy there.
i am afraid she will be mad since idint call to say I was coming to try and be better friends he looked sadly and I hugged him with resound. do not fear spike i will help her to be happy with you I rubbed a hand down his scales. i am good with this stuff.
just suddenly rarity appeared and she opened the door with magic. you must be prince willis she blushed like an apple. I am prince willis I stated proudly and nodded that spike and I should be let into her place.
Twilight said you are amazing why are you called prince willis she shrieked in merriment and I hugged her mane with a sexy hand. because on my world i was the best person at PORTAL and the named me a prince and gave me the actual gun from the game made real.
she lowered herself against my side and I stroked her belly. you are fantasti.c
spike who was feeling out of the loop pouted and smacked me. fuck man you said you would help me not hog her yourself.
i sighed readily and told him do not worry spike i was only telling her why i was a prince and she will be easier to love because she likes princes. fucking ok he yelled annoyed at me.
i used the gun and came here through a portle by accident there was no way back cause the gun broke but you can see it here as my cute mark.
i shaked my plot and she eyed the gun with love and envy and amazing.
you have the greatest most wonder cute mark in the whole equestria and its like diamonds. She licked my butt and I squeeled happily but spike saw and breathed fire on me burning my butt
dude what the fuck we are getting laid I screeched through fire. fucking you are getting some not me and she was my lover. he ran over and grabbed her by the tit and stuck it in his mouth swirling his snake tongue through it. she loves me not you he said. then he started to have sex with her and I was really eager to help.
you canif you promise not to be a dick like before he moved his tail on my chest and we both groaned against rarity.
that nightafter we had all been satisfied a lot I brought him aside. we need to talk spike. we have gotten with two of the mane six we must do the rest or it will be unfair. his breath went up nose and he agreed as he spoke next to my mouth. We will go see fluttershy he said she loves me second best to rarity.
that night i sat alone and contemplated my falling through a portle and not getting back. I would be pony forever or longer. this was not time to making love. i was a prince once i would be a prince here too except since I already beat the game PORTAL i would do my best to be the prince of making the mane six and spike happy.
just when i closed my eye there was angel bunny. she looked mad and stamped.
What is it angel i asked with sleepy eyes and a yawn that i didn’t even know that she knew me since we werent visiting fluttershy till tomorrow or whenever spike thought best.
she used bunny sign languege and explaned she had a play date with opalessnse and they were loving like we were when he heard spikes and my plan. she wouldnt let us love her without him. i agreed and we stamped down twice to seal it as promise and then she fell asleep in my pony mane and we cuddled to bed.
next chapter we will visit fluttershy and angel bunny will be mean probably unless applejack stops by with fruit. my friend helped me again with the editing so thanks dude.