Ponyville Outskirts, Anon’s house

The five humans and mare stood outside the small two story building that Anon called his home. “Alright, before we do the magic stuff that makes this place big enough for all of us, let me get my shit out first. Knight, can you help lift some heavy stuff?” Anon states before walking inside.

“Why of course!” The cheerful seven foot tall Knight replied as he followed his friend inside.

As Anon came out carrying a box full of electronics and Knight followed carrying a sound system, Annie spoke up. “Why are you bringing all this stuff out?” She asked with a raised brow.

“I don’t trust pony magic that much, and I don’t know what this spell will do, so I’m taking out a bunch of shit that’s important to me or is irreplaceable before we transform this place, just in case.”

While Anon went in to retrieve another box, Edgy reached into one of the boxes and pulled out a video game. “A copy of ‘Destroy All Humans’ is important to you?” He aksed as Anon came back into the garden with Knight following behind with a couch over his shoulder.

“Hey, gotta appreciate the classics. Besides, better I have the original version rather than some crappy port to the PS3.”

Annie began fishing through one of the boxes trying to find something interesting, but only found a few games, comics (of various age ratings) and dozens of pairs of socks and underwear. “Dude, why are all you socks and boxers the same?”

“Well when my house was brought to this oh so wonderful land of tiny horses, all my underwear and socks were at the dry cleaners, save for the ones I was wearing, so I had to get them duplicated just so I wouldn’t have to deal with Rarity trying to make human undies the next fashion craze in Manehatten or something. That and she gets very touchy when taking measurements for clothes, so fuck that noise.”

“Who is this ‘Rarity’?” Knight asked as he set a large television down next to the rest of Anon’s stuff.

“Marshmallow white unicorn with an obsession with clothing, will most likely make a subtle insult at what you’re wearing if she sees you. Feel free to punch her, since she and the other main bitches quit their duties and we took over, we’re technically government agents now, she can’t touch us for it.”

Horny stopped rummaging through Anon’s stash of dirty magazines for a moment. “You seem to have a few grudges against the fine pieces of ass in this world, anyone we should actually be worried about? I’d rather know who to avoid hitting on to keep my Crown Jewels.”

Edgy shook his head as Horny continued to ransack his counterparts porn collection. “You will never not disgust me...”

Anon set down his last box and scratched his forehead in thought. “Well, there are a few that will easily annoy you, but they’re mostly harmless. Although, there is one specific horse I should warn you about...”

A few minutes later in Ponyville

Twilight stomped furiously down the Ponyville market place with Spike following behind, about ten feet behind, ain’t no way he was getting any closer to that autistic angry mess.

“Spike, quit lagging behind, I’m not stopping to wait for you.” The pissed alicorn stated sternly as she watched each pony that stood even twenty feet in front of her move out of her way in fear.

“Excuse me, Princess Twilight!” A voice came from behind them.

Twilight growled angrily as she turned to see who had interrupted her march of menstral rage, surprised to see two guards walking towards her. “What is it? I’m busy at the moment.”

Smirky stepped forward and bowed to Twilight before stating their business. “We would just like to ask you something, there was an incident in the castle last night and we’re on damage control.”

Twilight turned to fully face them with a confused, but still angry, expression. “Incident?”

“You see, Princess Celestia and Anonymous the Human had gotten their hands on some questionable substances and were under the influence of a drug known as ‘marijuana,’ as a way to ease the Princess’s nerves while trying to come up with a plan after you and the Elements left the throne room.” Smirky explained and looked to Clear Sky, who continued.

“We were told that while under the influence of this drug, the princess sent letters that she found humorous to various ponies of importance. We believe she sent a letter to Spike, the contents of which are unknown. Though we believe it contained information about a joke plan that the human and her majesty came up with together.”

Twilight blinked and pulled out the scroll that she had received and read over it again. “There is a lot of mistakes I know the Princess wouldn’t make so easily...so, this letter isn’t serious?” She asked as she gave the scroll to Smirky who looked it over.

He hid a bead of sweat and nodded. “Yes, this is nothing more than a mistake, we apologise for any confusion that was caused.”

Twilight sighed in relief and giggled. “Oh thank goodness, for awhile there I though she was serious. I mean, how would she even bring more humans here anyway? It’s not like she just has the magic or technology to rip creatures from other universes right?”

Smirky and Clear laughed nervously before forcing straight faces. “Of course.”

“Well this is a relief, I was about to march over to Anon’s house to give him a piece of my-“ Twilight stopped as she saw two new humans walking down the opposite end of the market.

“Alright, we have the cereal and snacks, now all we need is the meat, where did Anon say we could find the meat vendor again?” Annie asked as she and Edgy walked into the main market, carrying various bags full of food.

“He said something about the vendor being run an alleyway behind a place called ‘Berry’s Bar,’ good to know this place still has places where I can drown my sorrows in scotch...” Edgy replied in his usual depressing tone.

Twilight blinked and rubbed her eyes to make sure she wasn’t seeing things. As soon as she opened her eyes again, the two caught sight of her.

“Oh crap, it’s that pony Anon warned us about!” Annie yelled in panic.

“We need to leave before she drags us into a twelve hour lecture on pony social cues...”

“I have an idea.” Annie said as she reached into her pocket.

“Hey you! Wait a second!” Twilight called out as she ran over to them, Smirky and Clear facehoofing before chasing after her.

Annie raised her full hand into the air and yelled. “Smoke Bomb!” And threw some smoke bombs to the ground, covering the small area around them in thick smoke.

When Twilight reached the smoke cloud, it disappeared as did the two humans.

“Well, bullshitting her is out of the question now.” Clear groaned as Smirky pulled out a pipe of some sort.

“Plan B then.” Smirky smirked as he blew into the pipe and a dart flew out the opposite end and hit Twilight in the right ass cheek.

“I will not...be beaten by....ehhhhhhh...” Twilight muttered out before falling unconscious, faceplanting into the dirt road.

“Hey, check it out, I penetrated the Princess’s ass.” Smirky laughed as he and Clear walked to opposite sides of her.

“Yeah yeah ha ha very funny, now throw her on my back and let’s get her back to her castle.”

Smirky did as he was told and placed the unconscious princess onto the back of his friend while giggling. “Hey dude, how does it feel to have a princess riding you?”

“How does it feel to remember you gotta scrub our filthy restroom with your own toothbrush?”

“...gotta stop bringing that up man...”

Clear smirked in victory as he turned to Spike, who had watched the events unfold with a horrified expression. “Hey, little dragon, come with us, we’ll need help boarding up and magic-proofing her castle.”

“W-What do you mean?”

“Until the humans get settled in, we’re gonna have to place this badshit crazy mare under house arrest. Which is gonna be kinda hard considering she’s basically a demigod.”

“Am I the only one that remembers they have a pony in their group?” Smirky asked.

“It’s just easier to call them ‘The Humans.’”

“Why not just ‘The Anons?’”

“I don’t know man, let’s just wait until them come up with the name for their weird ass group.”

Awhile later at Anon’s home

Anon, Knight, Horny and Filly all looked up at the large house that stood before them. Anon’s small, two story home had now been transformed into a large three story mini-mansion. “Damn...that spell didn’t mess around.” Anon said as he admired his new digs.

“This looks magnificent! Plenty of space for our merry group to thrive in!” Knight stated happily. “Look! There is even training equipment in the side garden that I can use to sharpen my skills with a blade!”

“Wait, there is?” Anon asked as he walked around to get a view of the side, finding a group training dummies, wooden swords and shields and even some targets for archery. “Huh, guess the spell thought you could use that.”

“You think we all get something like that?” Horny asked while rubbing his chin in thought. “Because I have a pretty good idea of what mine is.”

“Yes we all know what yours would be and we all know it’s most likely down in the basement!” Anon yelled out in disgust. “Just for the love of God, make sure whoever you bring down there gives full consent. I don’t want the guards showing up because you took some poor mare down there and turned it into a rape dungeon.”

“Like any mare would consent to him...” Filly said while giving Horny a disgusted look.

“Alright, after Annie and Edgy get back we can go in and pick rooms, then move my shit back in.” Anon stated while rubbing his hands together. “I so hope there’s a hot tub in there somewhere, I’ve always wanted a hot tub.”

“Hey!” Annie’s voice called out, causing all four of the group to turn and see Annie and Edgy walking towards them.

“Oh hey, you’re back, you get the food?” Anon asked as he took some bags off of his female counterpart.

“Yeah we got the food, but we ran into that pony you warned us about.” Edgy explained as he set his grocery bags down and looked over the house.

“Great, well, now Purplesmart knows you lot are here. Was gonna happen eventually I guess, let’s just hope she doesn’t try anything stupid while we get settled in.”

“Will this ‘Purplesmart’ be a problem for us?” Knight asked with slight concern.

“Probably, I’ll write to Celestia to see if she can find a way to keep her off of us, that is if she doesn’t already have a plan. If you see her just ignore her or run, she’s not gonna be happy that we took her job.” Anon explained while looking through the groceries. “Anyway, enough of that, let’s head on in, throw some of this hydra meat on a grill, pull out some hard liquor and toast to this weird ass partnership!”

“Wait, what about Filly? Isn’t she a herbivore?” Annie asked after the mention of meat.

“She’s almost bit me like 5 times after I tried to boop her, she’s got teeth of a predator so I think she’ll be ok.”

“On my world the ponies there are all omnivores, not likes these wimps. Fuckin pussies don’t even appreciate bacon...” Filly stated before walking off and muttering curses at her weak herbivorous brethren of this new world, probably throwing in a few “baka”s while she was at it.

“Well, you learn something new every day.” Anon muttered.

“Would that be verbal or written consent?” Horny asked.

“Just don’t rape anyone!”

Author's Note

Think Trixie is gonna have to collect royalty from Annie for her patented smoke bomb getaway, or a certain 9th grade ninja. Idfk.