Bloody Pit of Harmony

“Techno Destructo,” shouted Blothar. “It seems you have sought us out for more punishment!”

“You’re wrong, Blothar,” yelled back the hideous creature attached to gargantuan tools. “With this force, it is you who will fall.”

“And all of ponykind with you,” said King Sombra, who was standing next to this Techno Destructo monster.

“You mind telling me who the hay these freaks are,” said Rainbow Dash.

“That’s the hated Techno Destructo, his abominable creation, Sawborg Destructo, the leader of the Morality Squad, Edna P. Granbo, the giant surfing robot, Cardinal Syn, Skulhedface, and the Nazi Pope,” said Beefcake. “We used to mutilate them all across the universe all the time. Now who is this unicorn they are with?”

“The evil King Sombra,” said Twilight. “He would have taken over and enslave all of Equestria if he could.”

“We’re the only ones who are going to enslave Equestria!” said Jizmak.

“Can’t take us without backup, Skulhedface!” said Pustulus. “So you need the help of some dark unicorn.”

“Dead is dead,” yelled Sawborg. “We don’t care how we kill you, so long as it happens.” A large host of fleshy, bipedal creatures wearing loin cloths and strange metal masks emerged from the darkness.

“You’ll be ripped apart by your own slaves!” announced Techno.

“Along with your putrid pony friends,” said King Sombra.

“That’s we’re you’re wrong,” said Rainbow Dash. “There’s no way these guys are our friends.”

“Well, they are the enemies of our enemies,” said Applejack. “How about a temporary team up until we kick some evil flank.”

“It’s a deal!” said Blothar. “And after the slaughter we’ll commence our battle.”

***

Meanwhile, in downtown Ponyville, Trixie and the Cutie Mark Crusaders were ready to slay with a kick ass show. They were all wearing grotesque costumes and make up. Twist was in the mosh pit destroying anypony she could get her hooves on, and at one point in the show, Starlight Glimmer came out in a deformed Celestia costume, only for Scootaloo to rip off the horn and shove it up her fake ass, covering the crowd in anal blood. Applebloom then ripped her head off while Sweetie Bell sang:

Hydrashima, a shadow burned in time

Neighgasaki, naked foal melts alive

That wasn’t a fluke

I must use the nukes

There’s nothing to prove

I can’t kill you all with my hooves

Nuke the Hippogriff’s, Canterlot, and Klugetown

Burn it all down

A nuclear holocaust, let the Siren’s sing

A destroyed atmosphere is what we’ll bring

Ponies now look to the sky *Trixie sets off some fireworks that look like bombs coming down on everypony

Death is coming, there’s nowhere to hide

It’s time to die

Bring-bring back the bomb!

At this point, the ponies start panicking and a near riot breaks out. Spike, who was in the audience, flees to go tell Twilight what has happened.

***

King Sombra sent GWAR’s former slaves after them first. The members of GWAR did not hesitate to rip them to shreds while the ponies magic blasted, bucked, and took to the sky to crash right through them. But, the slaves seemed to be regenerating for more slaughter. This would not be a problem, but to Twilight’s horror, the reanimated slaves were not going after them; instead fleeing towards Ponyville.

The ponies and GWAR could do nothing to stop them, because they were too busy fighting off more slaves along with the Nazi Pope’s flaming Krosstika, Edna P. Granbo’s shotgun, Cardinal Syn’s lasers and giant fists, Sawborg and Techno Destructo’s huge saws, and King Sombra’s dark magic.

“Fools,” said King Sombra. “Resistance is futile. Skulhedface’s science along with my black powers allows us to reanimate GWAR’s former slaves. They will run roughshod over your pathetic Ponville.”

“Twilight,” yelled Spike; “it’s really bad. There’s a riot going through the town.”

“Mwahahaha,” laughed King Sombra. “Taking over your town will be so easy.”

“GWAR will fight to the end!” said Blothar, defiantly.

“I hate to say it, but we’re gonna need some backup,” said Rainbow Dash.

“What about those other two alien barbarians who are always hanging around Zecora’s place? Oderus and Flattus with the Cuttlefish of Cthulu could take these guys down,” said Applejack.

“Wait, are you talking about Oderus Urungus and Flattus Maximus?” asked Beefcake. “They’re here?”

“Yes,” said Twilight. “Why don’t you and Blothar come with me, Rainbow Dash, and Spike to Everfree forest to find them? The rest of us should be able to hold their own until then.”