A 'Twisted Fate'

"Urg. Destiny never had that rough of a teleport. Where did I end up anyway?" Twisted Fate looks around to notice some crudely drawn trees. "What the hell is this crap?"

Twilight

"Spike!"

"Yeah, Twilight?"

"Do you have all the stuff for the picnic?"

"Did you forget you are talking to your number one assistant?"

"Of course, how could I forget?"

Twilight slowly walks to the door with a basket in her saddle bag. Kinda redundant to put a basket inside of a bag, but I'm the author and narrator, so I do what I want. Back to the story. What Twilight didn't know was that Pinkie Pie was having bad feelings about this picnic. Twilight was the first one at the picnic spot. Well, first conscious one.

"Rainbow! Wake up!"

"Huh? Oh hi Twilight. I was just sleeping after a tiring day of being totally awesome."

"Dashie, have you been sleeping on the job, or did you go to a party and eat until you were sleepy! *GASP* You went to a party without me? How could you Dashie."

"PINKIE! I did not go to a party without you. Sheesh, you overreact too much."

"OHMYGOSHMYPINKIESENSEISGOINGCRAZYSOMETHINGISGOINGTOHAPPENATTHISPICNICITISPROBABLYAMONSTERAHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Pinkie you can't be serious, this picnic is perfect, and if there was a disturbance, Princess Celestia would feel a disturbance.

Celestia

"Hmmm, I sense a disturbance." (In the force.)

Twisted Fate

"Might as well pick a direction and walk.

30 minutes later

"WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!" That is the sound of a wild Twisted Fate being chased by a Manticore. "WHY ME!!!!!"

Twilight

"Do you guys hear that?"

"w-t-t-e-f-c-wh-t-e-fu-k-what-the-fuck-WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

"Well, what a crude pony."

"SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEHEHEHE!!!"

"We have to help him girls," said Twilight. Smart Twilight, can't have the story ending here.

"YEAH! Fastest pegasus in the world to the RESCUE! Hey, Pinkie, get off me. I can't fly with you on my back."

"PINKIE PHYSICS GO!" And Pinkie is now running next to Twisted Fate. I hate you Pinkie...

"Uh, yeah lets go girls."

Twisted Fate

"What the hell? I'm being chased by a FUCKING MANTICORE AND NOW THERE IS A PINK HORSE?"

"Hi, my name is Pinkie Pie. I'm a pony not a horse, do you like parties?"

"Can we talk after I- wait, why don't I just teleport."

Twisted Fate is suddenly engulfed in cards as the rest of the mane six arrive. "What the hay is that?"

"Hahaha, more ponies, looks like it's my lucky day."

*Fwoosh*

A location that I will say later on because I still don't know what it is

"Wow, ponies, that talk. WTF, wait, did I just say wtf? What's wrong with me?" Twisted Fate said to himself. Jeez, he is worse than me. Twisted Fate looked at his surroundings. "Books? Hmm seems like a library of some sort. Wooden floors? This looks like a tree! Where am I? Let's see, ponies, maybe hell. Manticores, still leaves hell. Libraries in trees, obviously hell. Well, it's all in the cards, let's see what they have to say." Twisted Fate draws a card from his deck of tarot cards on his side. The deck is enchanted so he will never run out of cards.

"Well what did I overhear, it looks like a monster from here."

"What the hell was that?"

"It talks like pony, so that looks must be phony."

"Rhyming, always with rhyming. Of course! The card shows... A rhyming zebra. What. The. Fuck."

"What, you don't like my rhyming?"

"No. I don't. Now to actually get a card that tells me something about this place. Ah, here. Let's see, a World card? Wait, oh no. NONONONONONONONNO!"

"What?"

"I... I'll never be able to see Evenlynn again." Twisted Fate did what a manly man does. He cried. As he cried, the card he had in his hands fell to the ground. Zecora looked at the card (If you didn't know it was Zecora, then you need to watch more MLP) and she saw a picture of a world, but on it, was a picture of a human like Twisted Fate, but it was crossed out, and next to it were ponies. Zecora, knowing nothing of fortune reading, was puzzled to what it meant. Perhaps it has something to do with this 'Evenlynn that he spoke of, Zecora thought.

While Zecora was pondering the meaning of the picture, Twisted Fate started to rise. He stands up then grabs a handful of cards, then threw them around. They smashed through everything in Zecora's home. Zecora stood shocked at the destruction. She had never encountered something as powerful as this thing in her house. She screamed and tried to run out of her home, but a part of the tree fell on her back. Twisted Fate, on the other hand, was so depressed that he didn't notice Zecora's cry of pain.

Twilight

"Did you hear that? It sounded like Zecora! We have to go help her."

"But what about this monster, it just disappeared, like teleportation."

"Silly Rainbow, he's not a monster. He is a human." (I hate you Pinkie.)

"Why can't we just hide, if that's okay with you."

"LETS GIVE HIM A PARTY!!!!!

Twisted Fate: 1st person

"Zecora! Are you okay?"

The demons. They are here. They must have destroyed my home. I can't teleport across planets. They mu-

*Gasp* "Zecora? Where are you? Did something attack you?"

I have to run. I have to run. I have to run. I ran for my life, but one of the demons saw me.

"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" Oh god, Demacia help me. I don't want to fight, my cards may not even effect them. Must run. Suddenly I felt a hard hit in the back of my head. I collapsed and all the air escaped my lungs. "GUYS! I GOT THE MONSTER!"

"You all are the monsters! You took my home from me," and then I started to cry. They all stood around me and one of them started to levitate a paper and a quill to her. She started to write something, but why should I care. Nothing could happen to make me worse.

After a few minutes I stopped crying and looked at all of the 'ponies'. One was purple with a horn. Her colors were just like Evenlynn aside from the pink highlight.. If any of these demons is going to die, I'm killing that one. I don't need reminders of my past. The orange one was wearing a hat like my cowboy suit. A white preppy one with a horn, probably like Fiora. Maybe of noble descent. The pink one was crazy, always jumping around like little Annie. She may be small, but she will kill without hesitation. Better not underestimate that one. The cyan one is fast and she has wings, like little Teemo. The last one is a cowering yellow one with wings. She seems to be hiding from me, but the look in her eyes tells me they can do more than just look. Maybe stun me like Sion.

I look around. All of them were blocking an escape, except for the yellow one. She looks like she is trying to show fear. I eye the yellow one. I wait a little bit, maybe a few seconds, then run at her. I would have teleported but they might have been able to subdue me. When the yellow one saw me running at her, she just ran away. I kept running, but I knew the cyan one would catch up to me. I turn around and throw 3 cards behind me. I hear 3 smashes, some creaking, then I hear a crash of some trees. Must be weaker trees than the Noxian ones. Can't even dent those ones. I feel a hard hit on the back of my head again, but I was expecting it. It could fly. As I get hit, I fall and roll. At the end of the roll I jump, propelling me so I could end up facing it. I look at it and see surprise in its eyes. I also see the femininity in its eyes. Ha, I can do more than that. Might as well go down fighting. I raise my hand and moved my fingers telling her to come at me. She started flying at me with more speed then a diving eagle. I grab a card a fling it at her. It impacts her right on the forehead, knocking her backwards into a tree.

She tried to get up, but I could see her wing was at an odd angle. I looked at her and said, "Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you. Hahaha. Good try kid. I can tell you're young. How about you find something weaker to fight." Then her friends showed up. "Deal 'em. Deal 'em all."

They stare at me, and I just stare back. "Here pick a card." Then I threw 5 cards at them. One was flung at all of them. 4 of them impacted, launching them back, but the fifth one was stopped by the purple unicorn, who used some floating purple goo to stop it. The purple glue then lunged forward, launching the card at me. As it flew at me, I just reached out and grabbed it with my hand. "Man, they don't make demons like they used to eh?"

"Demons?"

"Heck yeah. You demons took me from my home, OR you destroyed my home. Either way, I'm fighting till I die." I grinned at the purple pony, but then the other ponies started to get back up, except for the cyan one, she was on the ground fighting back tears of pain, and the yellow one was trying to fix her wing.

"HALT! By order of Princess Celestia, you, monster, must be taken into custody and tested to find the strength of your species." I saw a group of white ponies in gold armor and a big white horned and winged pony in the back.

"HAHAHA, species? You killed my species! I will kill all of you before you can get close." I growled at them.

All the ponies in armor looked at the bigger one, then after getting a nod from her, they all surrounded me, then started to advance. I, on the other hand, hit the bottom of my card box, sending many flying. As the cards flew, I started to twirl my hands sending the cards in a whirlwind around me. The white armored ponies kept advancing. I get ready to flourish my hands.

A/N

CLIFFHANGA! Hi please vote for your favorite league of legends character that I should implement. If you do not have the game, it is a free download. The link is here:This is the link, just register here, play, and I get rewarded for it. I will write my username in next chapter cause I'm too lazy to find out now. But yeah. 2nd story, first one is okay but I didn't really like it. Also if the story is missing a and n that is because my keyboard isn't very responsive with those keys.