A 'Twisted Fate'

The guards kept advancing! I don't want to do this, but when a man needs to fight, boy can he fight. I flourish my hands. Sending thousands of cards in every direction. Demons flew through the air. One of the demons took a card to his masculinity. How I know it's a male? Grow a pair. Every man should know, and if that demon can read minds, I thoroughly apologize. 'No problem,' was said as a faint squeak in my mind. Hehe, wonder if he will be sterile? Anyway I looked through the crowd of bodies. I mean there are HUNDREDS of demons all collapsed on the ground.

That was anti-climactic (Shut up Twisted Fate, your just that awesome in my head. GAMBIT AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON HIM!) was all Twisted Fate could think. Well might as well count them. 1 downed unicorn. 1 downed pegasus. 2 downed unicorns.

Many unicorns, ponies and pegasi counting later, (so about 2 minutes cause Twisted Fate can count cards like a bawss. U MAD?)

"243 unicorns. 319 pegasi. 248 ponies. Ooh, new one, 1 pegicorn." *Groan* "Oh sorry pegicorn, just trying to count you all up, so I can divide my schedule for torturing you. Oh wait! I have all the time in the world, because someone killed my species, so i got nuthin' to do. You know poker?"

"Ah, I see. The void has chosen a fine mortal for a second chance," said a raspy voice, almost sounding like there were multiple voices saying the same thing in sync.

"Who's there?"

"In due course. You my fellow champion have been given a second chance."

"What do you mean-"

"SILENCE. You will listen. When you teleported, you failed. You teleported to the void, but the void gave you another chance. It only gives warriors second chances. I died in the void, then came back powerful. Cho'gath died in the void, then he came back with the ability to grow to vast sizes. (TWSS!!!) Shut up Author. Anyway, Kog'maw was from the void, and he is a powerful creature. They say it was sent from the void to claim me, but he is a long lost friend of mine. Kassadin was a father, and that reduced his power. The void took his daughter, and gave him strength. The void only chooses warriors, and now it chose you. I would not be surprised if you have other special abilities. Last thing." Suddenly a blue portal appeared (not like from portal you dumbs.) and out walked Malzahar, and he was carrying clothes. "Here, Evelynn knew you weren't dead. She asked me to bring these to you." He pulled out of his bag my High Noon clothes, my pax clothers (also known as cleavage Twisted Fate :D), Jack of Hearts, Magnificent, Musketeer, and the one I hoped she would have kept, Tango. The one dance she and I had together.

"Do not fret Twisted Fate, she still loves you, but you will have to let her go. She is already going after Graves."

"That son of a bitch..." I looked down at the ground, well tried. Kinda hard to look at the ground when it's littered with bodies. Malzahar looks down. His eye grow wide.

"Damn."

"HA I KNEW YOU ONLY HAD ONE VOICE!"

"Yes, but the the more voices, the more mysterious. Now, I will take my leave. Try not to kill anymore horses."

"I didn't ki-" I would have continued, but he was gone.

"AHH!!!"

"Damn it. 1 voice in a place with 810 demons. Well better get started." And so I searched. I searched until I reached the pegicorn. It was still lying in the same position, but this time a purple unicorn had it's hoof on the pegicorn's wing. I walk right next to the purple unicorn. I see she is trying to look like she isn't breathing. I pretend to walk away and I her her sigh. I sneak right next to her and lean down to her ear. I said what Evelynn would have said "I can smell your fear."

"Somepony help me!!"

I on the other hand burst out laughing. "Hey why are you laughing? Did you play a prank? That is so funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Wut?"

"Pinkie get away from it! It's dangerous. Princess Celestia is passed out. She brought the Elements."

I see all the other original 6 demons that were chasing me getting back up. "Why can't you stay down." So I raise my hands up in a fighting stance. I learned this trick when I got into a fist fight in the League. I see the demons go to the pegicorn, then pull a bag off her. They pull out some jewelry. "Jewelry wont work on me demons."

"Alright girls, use the elements!"

A fucking rainbow flew at me. Wow. I just punched my fist at it, and it flies back at them, and blows up at their feet. I punch again, making cards fly from my sleeves at the speed of a fist. It impacts with a purple shield. I see the demons charging their attack again, but this time when I tried to punch, my body was covered in a white aura. "What the hell is this CRA-AHHHH"

I got hit by the rainbow and just laughed. "HAHAHAHA, it tickles HAHAHA!" I start shaking due to the amount of laughter. Suddenly the pink demon is next to me laughing as well. All the others just stared wide-eyed at me. I slowly stop laughing, then wipe a tear from my eye. After a few moments of retching, I get back up and stare at the standing demons, which grew because while I was laughing, a few regained consciousness. "Wow, you must not be demons, that laughter was the kind of laughter we heard little Annie go through. Poor girl, forced to live in such a dark land. Anyway, if you are evil, I'm ready to be killed. I've had my fun."

"Fun? You hurt many of my little ponies." Twisted Fate had a pretend look of horror on his face. "You will be punished severely for what you have done."

"But, is it not against the stated law of many places to arrest someone who has no knowledge of rules? I cannot abide by your rules if I do not know them."

"You may NOT speak to the princess that way," said a much a slightly larger demon.

"Oh boohoo, the house will always win, remember that before you try me." The demon started growling at me, then charged. Before any of the demons could stop him, I put my hand on his forehead, and lean down of him. He kept pushing at me, but my sheer weight keeping him in place. After a few minutes of this, the pink demon started to laugh, causing the big demon to look embarrassed and move away. "Anyway, aren't I correct?"

"Well, yes b-"

"So I AM let off the hook for this."

"Fine, but if this happens again I will-"

"Lose again, but don't worry. I will think about not doing it." I laughed on the inside. A gambler will always look for the small movements. The princess's ear was twitching slightly, showing her irritation and fear. Her irritation and fear means that she knows she can't win. "Well since that is finished I thi-"

"*Burp* Uh, I think a voidling came out. Anyway, Your card manipulation should be better, and hey all you ponies, nice look Celestia. Tell Luna I said hello."

"Malzahar, how do you know them..."

"Well, your not the first one the void brought through and you will not be the last. Most of the league will come here at one point or another. I just guide them. One of the league is from here. He is still upset but he will get over it." Then Malzahar's voice was gone.

"What is he talking about?"

"I don't know, but never trust him."

"Cool, one thing that didn't change from the League."

"We will take you back to the Castle for testing, then you will be released."

"Hmmm, no. I will abide by the laws, but I will not be tested on. I'm pretty sure it does not say in the law that 'Every new species must be attacked, taken into custody then tested on before being released."

"Fine, but if you break one law, I will find you."

"Haha, you can try."

Twilight

I can't believe that that monster is stronger than Celestia! No one except Princess Luna is close to her powers. Maybe even the nightmare. Please don't tell me to take it to Ponyville. (Most original name evar)

"Twilight, I would like you and the Elements to take him to Ponyville." Oh buck.

"Yes princess. Come on girls, lets try and make him feel welcome." I tried to smile at him, but after what he did, I could barely stand to look at him.

"Can someone at least try and heal my wing, I don't like being grounded."

A pony with a light blue mane, and music note cutie mark said, "Delicately." Then walked over to Dash while humming a weird tune. After a short while of waiting for her to fix Dash's wing, she finishes and looks at Twisted Fate, then winks. Twisted Fate noticed this and looked at her intently.

"Um, thanks for fixing my wing I guess. What's your name?"

"My name is Audia, after the word audio. I know a weird name, but it is fitting."

Twisted Fate

Who does she remind me of. Audio. I don't know. I'll give it time. After all, patience is a virtue. I will also wait for them to want to go.

5 seconds later

"OH MY GOD WHEN ARE WE GOING!!!" Then we left all the guards and started walking through the forest.

"Wow mister Fate. You sure can be loud when you want to. Maybe you can teleport teleport there."

"Teleport?" Everyone says.

"Well duh, girls, what did you think that whirlwind of cards were back with the manticore?"

"Um, a trace that he was there?"

"Wow, I never thought that this one would be the smart one of the group," I said looking at Pinkie.

"Hey! We all are smart."

"Well a good group has 1 genius, 2 fast ones, and 2 strong ones. You have the smart one think up the plans and be a good leader. The fast ones provide distraction and help with separation, after that, you have the strong ones pick the separated group off. It's quite simple.

"Then which, mister Fate, are you?" She said with a smirk on her face.

"Easy, I am one of the smart ones." I laugh as they all expected me to be one of the strong ones. "The strong ones are like a good friend of mine, Alistar. He is a minotaur. He is maybe 15 feet tall, also he has 4 horns."

"We have those here. just they are around 10 feet tall."

"10 feet? HA! I could take that guy down easily. I bet he can't handle a quarter of what we handle in the League. In fact, I bet that no one in this land can handle what we in the League have handled."

"Yeah? Maybe the reason you think it is so hard is because you are a wuss."

"Ever have a sword stabbed from your shoulder and out the leg?" They all cringed at that. "How about being electrocuted, or impaled, burning, exploded, frozen, enslaved, eaten FUCKING ALIVE! YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ANY OF THOSE?" The ponies shook their heads, all with disgust at how anything could do that. "Then you don't know anything." It got all quite until we reached the edge of the forest. The moon was high in the sky, so maybe it was midnight. I see the one called Fluttershy fly into a tree house thing near the edge of the forest. She said goodbye to everyone except me. It was more of a mumble. After that we walked to a building called the Carousel Boutique. The white pony was dropped off here. Maybe I could ask her to make me clothes. How do I know that it was a clothes shop? Being a gambler, you always had to look nice.

We turned around and went to a gingerbread house. The crazy pink pony went there. After that, the 4 of us, me, a Rainbow Dash, an Applejack, and a Twilight, went to a big Tree house. Compared to everything in the town, it was big, compared to me, it was maybe 25 feet tall. "This is the home of a student of a princess?"

"Yes, is there a problem with that?"

"No just in my world, most students of a poor school have at least a two story house. The students of a princess? Maybe a house the size of a castle. Maybe bigger. I of course, would not know, having never gone to school."

*GASP* Never gone to school? Everyone in equestria has gone to school. How are you even one of the 'geniuses' of a group if you never went to school? No offense."

"None taken, and all you need to be smart is to know things." I take a card out of my tarot card pack. "And it says... That you have a servant dragon, this place is a library, ooh. That is just gold." He looks up, sees a dark figure in the night sky watching him, and winks at it. The figure in the sky faltered a bit then continued flying. "Ha, I love you cards. And besides, I learned everything that kids learn in school in about a week. All it took was tarot card reading. It also helps that I can tell the future."

"Yeah right, it's impossible to be able to tell the future."

I reach into my cards and pull one out. I read it, then say, "So is the Pinkie sense. By the way." I walk up to Twilight, and pick her up. She starts yelling at me, along with the other 2 ponies. I set Twilight down next to me, then Pinkie falls out of the sky, right where Twilight just was.

"WOW, you know things just like I do!"

Twilight just gazed at me with an open mouth. I look at her, then at the others. "We've been outside this door for," I take out a card. "10 minutes. I think we should go inside."

When Twilight opens the door and we walk inside, I see the amount of books they have. "Wow, better not let Ryze in here." She just looks at me like I am crazy. "What? He loves books so much, but he will probably burn them with electricity."

Twilight just looks at me and says, "Just, go to sleep. There is a bed in the basement." She points to the basement.

Applejack looks at Twilight and Rainbow Dash, "Ah gatta get goin', ah've been out too long. Big Mac is probly worried sick about me."

Rainbow Dash replies with a, "Yeah I gatta go too. Catch you later Twi."

As Twilight says goodbye to them. I start walking to the door of the basement. I open in and walk down the stairs. All the basement is, is an attic in the basement. Lots of dust and lots of boxes. "Hmm," Then I wave my hand across, like I was slapping the air. A lot of cards flew out of my sleeve, and then blew wind everywhere, and the dust just disappeared, like it was never there. I laugh. "Old loony-Malz was right about something. Maybe he is a prophet." Then I burst out laughing. I started to fall asleep, I was happy, but then I remembered who that cyan haired pony reminded me of. My mind was about to grasp it, but then I fell into unconsciousness.

A/N

This is the link to the map I used in here for the Ponyville locations and what not. Also, anyone who can guess who that cyan healer pony is, I will let you choose any League of Legends champion that you want in the story to be implemented. A hint is the first thing she says is one of her quotes. Also to those of you that are a little slow, yes, she is a League of Legends character. P.M. me the answer. Also if anyone wants to help me with my applejack dialogue, you can. I can't type or speak in a southern accent. Yeah, if you don't like a chapter, and I get enough people who dislike it, I will rewrite it.