Rainbow Dash…

Applejack…

Pinkie Pie…

Those girls have got to be about the most interesting girls I’ve met.

They’re each so different, so unique, so...incompatible. Their divergence should’ve been the thing that split them apart yet, every time they dispute they come right back together again, strengthening their bond. They’re like a slinky, you can pull them to the ends of the earth but they will always come back together someway, somehow.

How can such unlikely friends be friends? No book I looked in knew the answer, nor did any technology.
These girls are just the stuff of...magic, maybe? Sorcery? Pure luck, even? I do not know, all I know is that I loath every inch of these girls. I hate how perfect they are, inside and out. How they never seem to miss a beat. How they’ve got it under control. How spotless their reputations are. How they always seem to get along even when they’re not.

I want to crush these girls, break them down...even if that runs me out of moves, out of town, out of time. . .

* * *

“For the last time, Dash, ain’t nobody gonna care what you’re wearin’” I said, sitting on the bed of Rainbow Dash’s gigantic sized bedroom.

“Dude, AJ, it’s the first day of high school, high school! You can’t just expect someone as awesome as I am to make my first impression wearing some sweat pants and a baggy T-shirt!” she continued to rummage through her clothes. She had a lot of outfits picked out and set on her bed.

“Well would’ja go faster, cause your outfit ain’t gonna matter if you can’t even make it on the bus in time”

“What. Ever. The bus can wait, and if they are too rude to sit tight a couple more minutes then we’ll just walk”.

“Do you even-” I paused mid-nag, that response was so retarded that it didn’t even deserve a well thought out henpeck,”You know what? I don’t even care anymore” I mumbled it under my breath in irritation.

She finally swaggered over to her bed, like she always does, and started trying on her outfits, each receiving a different hairstyle, although all the hair-do’s were practically the same with minor changes that I barely noticed.

“What about...this one!” she jumped out of the bathroom for what felt like the 50th time, modeling the outfit. She had a lot of black on. And I mean a lot, very dark.

“You look emo”

She paused for a split second to let that set in,”Well, who cares what you think! You have no fashion sense anyway”

Uh huh, like she does.

”So, are you even gonna put any make-up on or are you just gonna go lookin’ tired?”

She stood at the doorway for a moment, letting it seep in again,”Hmm...nah, let’s just go. Pinkie’s waiting anyway”.

We both grabbed our backpacks and brisked out the door.

* * *

12:00 A.M.

Counting sheep!

1:00 A.M.

Sleeping peacefully!

2:00 A.M.

Dreaming with my eyes closed!

3:00 A.M.

Seriously, who would be up right now?

4:00 A.M.

Still sleeping!

5:00 A.M.

My eyes are beginning to flutter as I wake...

6:00 A.M.

Waking up had never been more fun! I was so fast to get ready I didn’t even blink! Just kidding, totally blinked, no need flip out there.

I picked out my best clothes, applied my spunkiest make-up and put my hair up super cute! I’ll get into the details later when I’m done hyperventilating because of how much fun it is writing about how fun it was!

6:15 A.M.

I make it to the bus stop, apparently the first kid there, that made me so excited! Applejack had texted me earlier after I left the house saying that her and Rainbow Dash were going to be a little late that morning. Of course, like the awesome friend that I, Pinkie Pie, am; I sat there and waited for my friends to arrive...with a cupcake,"Waitin' with a cupcake, waitin' with a cupcake..." I sang while I waited with a cupcake.

6:30 A.M.

And waited

7:00 A.M.

And...waited

7:15A.M.

Still waiting...

7:30A.M.

Just watching cars fly by at this point

7:45 A.M.

Oh! Come! On!

7:50 A.M.

“Howdy Pinkie!” Applejack pranced up in her normal prancie-ness! I can feel myself growling right as I’m writing this very sentence!

“It’s about goddamn time! What the hell took you so long!” I was so angry I wanted to break something! Like a picture frame or something!

“Geez, settle down Pinkie, don’t get your panties in a wad,” Rainbow Dash said.

“I have every right to have my undergarments as waded up as I want, thank you very much!”

“Okay, whatever”

“So sorry we’re late Pinkie, Dash just had to make the perfect first impression for high school” Applejack rolled her eyes.

“I don’t care for your excuses!” our bus had just arrived,”We have a bus seat waiting for our butts to grace it!”

I could practically hear Applejack rolling her eyes and Rainbow Dash mocking me, but I didn’t care, the only thing I had to do was be positive and move on like I always do...sometimes.

* * *

Pinkie was mad for, like, two whole minutes on the bus ride before she got tired of being angry...as usual. After her little fit everything was just how it normally was. Just talking until the bus pulled up to the school grounds.

Now, I’m not gonna lie, when we first pulled up to the school we had thought the bus driver made a wrong turn or something. Let me tell that school was dope! It had pristine glass windows, like, everywhere! The doors were lit.

“Damn, guys look! Those windows are bigger than AJ’s boobs!”

“D-Dash!” she hugged her breasts in defense.

“Whoa…! I bet they can make some pretty mean cupcakes in there! I can’t wait to see the cafeteria!” Pinkie squealed.

"How did you get that from giant windows?" AJ asked, still hugging her breasts flustered, she's easy.

The bus had finally come to a stop and we got off. Pinkie sniffed the air.

“Mmm...smells even better than it looks!” whatever the hell that was supposed to mean.

“Canterlot High, so this is where we will spend our high school years…” Applejack paused for a brief moment,”I like it!”

Ha, let that be one of the very few times you hear (or see, I should say) Applejack say she likes something about the city.

I looked down at my watch,”Uh, guys? You might wanna smell the school later because...we’re kinda late for class,” I showed them my watch which read “8:00”.

Applejack’s eyes nearly popped out of her head,”Oh chicken crap! C’mon girls, we gotta skedaddle!” and just like that Applejack was gone, leaving a trail of unconventional dust in her wake.

“Well Pinkie, I guess this is where it all begins,” I said as we followed the frantic Applejack,”I think AJ forgot that we still have to go get our schedules from our counselors”.

Author's Note

Well, here you guys are, the first chapter. This chapter may or may not change in the future, depends on whether or not I want to keep it in 1st person or change it to 3rd. I would really like to hear what you guys think, do you have any suggestions, predictions for how the story will go? Let me know. If you guys think that I'm portraying a character incorrectly or I'm not diving deep enough into their personality, let me know as well. I want to make this story as enjoyable as possible for you guys!

With love~
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