
A+ negotiations, Princess.
Twilight attempts to negotiate with Griffonese ministers by talking about friendship and magic. It goes as well as you'd expect.
"Alright, let's say that the world WOULD stop spinning if the princesses died. That's ONE SHIT WORLD ya got there, hmm? Why would the world give this magic to only TWO BEINGS if it had no way of making sure that the Princesses couldn't die?" Said Riley.
"Oh, come on." Said Twilight. "The princesses are IMMORTAL!"
"Really? What about the wedding incident? What about Tirek, which, mind you, the Sisters did an absolutely A-PLUS job keeping from escaping from hell." Replied Monty.
"If only they ACTUALLY SENT HIM TO HELL VIA DISINTEGRATION RATHER THAN SENDING HIM TO A GLORIFIED DUNGEON!" Shouted Riley.





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2 Chapters:
- Just... Just A+. 2017-11-29 03:05:57 UTC1782
- Bonus chapter: Why the hell not? 2018-01-27 02:48:09 UTC958