A Real Shocker!

Chapter One: The Update and a Fight

(Thoughts)
"Attack Names"

*Vvvvt-Vvvvvt*... Wait, what? Pulling my phone out of my pocket I see a message on my phone... WHAT!!! Opening the message, it reads, "Hello there! If you are receiving this message than this means that you were Displaced by me, Jack. I'm sending this message to warn you all about a new game I'm coming up with where I send a Monster or Enemy from the anime you were originally cosplaying to your world! It will be sent directly to you, so prepare for a fight! I'll send you a message One hour before I send it, so you better run as fast as you can or else you'll be a danger to the ones you care about. If you manage to defeat it, your phone will send you one item of your choosing, directly to you! So for all of those I've Displaced, I say this to you. Good luck!"

Fucking What! *Vvvvt-Vvvvvt* What now!? "There's a Monster coming!" Oh, Mother Fucker!

Running like a bat outta hell, I run past Twilight, Spike, Rarity, and Fluttershy, and by run past, I mean barrel into. "Hey! What's the rush, is everything alright!?" I hear Twilight yell, as I get up and run towards the Everfree Forest as fast as I can.

Making my way deep into the forest I try to come up with a plan. Who the hell is this prick gonna send, is it gonna be Kaido? or maybe Big Mom, Dear god I hope not. Where the hell should I go to fight? I can probably go to where I leveled the forest when that spider jumped on me. That sounds like a good idea. Finally, at the black scorched field, I look down at my hands as they shake. Opening and closing them a few time, I reach into my pocket and pull out my phone. I have a few minutes left, that's good. I should be far enough from civilization, so I can fight at full power without hurting anyone. "There you are, Arthur! We followed you, worried that someone got hurt. What are you doing so far in the Everfree anyways, what happened here?"

OH FUCK! Turning around I see Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy, Walking towards me. "Go back to Ponyville as fast as you can! If I'm not back in a day I'm dead! Now go!" As I say this I push Twilight back and run into the middle of the field. Just as I reach the middle a giant portal opens in front of me. Looking back I see that the girls are near the edge of the forest, but they haven't left yet. They're just watching me in shock, as something steps out.

Looking up I see a giant red foot step out of the portal, slowly the entire thing pulls itself out. Immediately my nose is assaulted by the smell of rotting flesh and chloroform. A Gigantic Red Man, standing at 127' tall looms over the field. Scars plaster his body, Hundreds if not thousands of them can be seen on just his legs alone. Around the giant waist rests enough black cloth to cover the entirety of Ponyville. His right shoulder is so decayed you can see his collarbone. His face is no better, as his lower jaw is loosely held together by stitches, his teeth being shown revealing sharp blade-like teeth the size of houses. With no nose, you'd mistake his face to be a skull, but with the horns upon his head, you'd think he's a devil. The Monster they sent me is none other than Oars: the Undead Giant, from the Thriller Bark Arc from One Piece.

Intimidated would be the softest word to describe me right now, I'm fairly sure I just pissed my pants. Turning away from the Giant I see the girls hiding behind the trees, terrified, Probably more scared than I am, at the moment, As they have no idea what's going on. With them nearby, I can't go all out against him. Steeling my shaking hands, I turn back to the 12, almost 13 stories tall undead. Gritting my teeth, I prepare to make the dumbest decision in my life, next to coming to this fucking universe. "HEY, YOU BIG RED CUNT! LOOK DOWN HERE!" I shout at the top of my lungs. If I remember correctly, he's about as fast as a normal human being, well that human being, being Luffy. So I better be prepared for anything.

Looking down at me, He smiles, parts of flesh falling from his lips as they stretch. "Gomu Gomu no Pistol! He shouts, causing the ground to shake. Without any warning his right fist flies towards me at a speed I can't follow, smashing me into the ground. Pulling his fist back, I'm pulled with it, Bloodied and beaten. If it wasn't for Zoro's resistance to pain, I probably would have died there. I feel all of my ribs are shattered, making it hard to breathe.

It seems the monsters are as strong as I am, That is definitely gonna get me killed.

Phasing through his fist, I climb onto his extended forearm. Sprinting up it, I begin charging power into my hands, hoping this will work. I bring my hands up to my head, splaying out my fingers I yell, "Solar Flare! Releasing a bright light, hopefully blinding him.

Grabbing onto the bandage, I'm pulled up along with it, as he brings his hands up to his face. Letting go as they reach his face, I'm flung into the air above him, breaking through the clouds forming above us. As I fall back to earth I start coming up with a plan to beat this guy. It's gonna take a lot of luck, but if it doesn't work, Ponyville will probably be destroyed, My friends dying with it.

Falling towards his face, I see that he's watching me. Crouching down he brings his arms up in a familiar pose, after that, they become as black as obsidian, covered in Armament Haki. "Gomu Gomu no Gatling Gun! He screams, as his limbs rocket towards me. I really need to come up with a way to fly. Bashing me with a barrage of extremely strong punches, I'm flung to the edge of the field, crashing to the ground creating a crater.

Shakingly standing up, I throw a spark into air hiding it in the clouds, "Rising Raiden!". As it doesn't touch anything it doesn't explode. (Perfect!) Running around the perimeter, I dodge and phase through some more attacks, having thrown a few more "Rising Raiden"'s into the air. Suddenly I turn and start charging the giant, catching him off guard.

As I approach his feet, I hear him yell "Gomu Gomu no Stamp!" shooting his foot at me, trying to crush me like a bug.

"Electro-dome." Creating a barrier between me and the ground I barely hold against the power behind his kick. "Fuse Breaker!" I shout, expanding the barrier outward, lifting his foot off the ground, causing him to start stumbling backward. Going on the offensive, I start running towards him.

Jumping, I grab onto the ankle of the foot on the ground, I charge as much static energy into my right hand as I can muster, "PULSE!" I shout, throwing the energy forward, causing it to throw his leg backward causing him to fall forward onto his stomach, the force also launches me beneath him causing him to land on me. Not giving him any time to get up, I phase through his body onto his back. I look up at the clouds above me, seeing that the electricity I threw at them is causing them to become a thunderstorm.

Feeling out towards the lightning above me, I begin charging it up until I think it's powerful enough. Bringing the lightning down in a huge bolt, I yell at the top of my lungs, "KIRIN!", The lightning bolt lands dead center between his shoulders at the base of the neck, cutting through his spine, cutting off all his stirring movements.

Phasing back through his body I make my way towards his face. "Wh-Why can't I move!" He shouts, shaking his head to and fro, panicking.

"Shut up and die already." Charging the energy into my right hand, I phase my arm into his forehead. "Sango." I say, setting off an electrical explosion in his skull, finally destroying his brain, Killing him.

I begin shuffling away, making my way slowly to the edge of the field. Before I make it halfway through the field, a bright flash comes from my left. Looking over, I see Princess Celestia, Luna, and the Mane 6, all decked out in battle gear. Princess Celestia wearing a set of armor not unlike what her guards wear, holding a claymore. Princess Luna is wearing armor reminiscent of what Nightmare Moon wore, she's holding the same sword she had before. The Mane 6 are all wearing the armor of the royal guards, their respective Elements around their necks. Calling out to them I decide I've earned a bit of snark, "You guys missed the party, but I'm glad you came!"

As they turn their gaze to me I hear them gasp. Not really caring what they think, I begin to pass out. Hopefully, they get me to a hospital in time, I have an item I need to redeem. Finally closing my eyes, I hear Twilight call out to me, I don't hear what she says as I drift off.