A Real Shocker!

Chapter 3: The Ticket Master

(Thoughts)
"Attack Names

As it turns out, there are multiple things in here in Equestria that I previously thought not possible. One item being, this world has its own version of GameStop. Yeah, Equestria has video games. Leaning against a nearby wall I look into my bags. I see my new PonyStation 4 (God, just saying that hurts me.), and a large myriad of games ranging from FPMF (First-Person Midevil Fighter) to RTS's. "Arthur, Hide me!" I hear from further down the street. Looking up I see Twilight and Spike running towards me as a large group of people searches for them. Ah, I guess we're at The Ticket Master already.

As Twilight reaches me I yell "Hey, She's Over there!" and point to my right. Dropping my bags, I pull her towards me. I press her against the wall and put her in a Kabe-Don. Putting my lips to hers, I hide her face using mine. Using my power of electricity I bring some to my lips to tickle hers, wanting to make her first kiss memorable not just for its stupidity, but for how great it is. It becomes an all-out battle between the two of us, her quickly losing and surrendering to my kiss. Reaching out with my Haki I feel the crowd charge past us. Finally pulling my face from hers, I act as if nothing happened. "Think that worked?"

Not receiving an answer I look at her face, where it's a bright red. She's smiling lightly, flustered at what happened. Spike's jaw is literally on the ground in shock. (Holy shit that looks unnatural, but I guess cartoon physics still take precedence here.)"Ah, Um, Hehe, Tha-*giggles* I'vegottagobye!" Pulling her wand from her breast pocket she disappears in a flash of purple light.

Turning my gaze to Spike I see he looks like this,

"And that's, how you do it... I have some more shopping I need to do. Wanna help me?" I say as I pick my bags back up. Nodding, he slowly follows behind me. After dropping off the games, I head to the train station to buy two tickets.

"Where are we headed?" Spike asks, as we find our seats and sit down.

"Well I've never been to Canterlot and you probably know the City better than I do. I need to find a store that sells Weights and Fitness gear, do you know any stores like that or are we both just gonna be putzing about?" I ask as the train sets off.

"I have no idea where a store like that would be. Maybe we could ask the Princesses if they know anywhere like it?" He shrugs.

"I'm not about to waste their time with that type of shit. Let's just look around, If we can't find a place today, there's always another day. Thanks for coming with by the way."

Smiling, we both recline back and start talking about mundane stuff as the train leaves the station. The ride is fairly uneventful, the only thing I really notice is the fact that Spike is a total bro, Like seriously he's the type of friend who's ride or die, I need to hang out with this little guy more. I'm glad I'll be abusing his friendship today.

As we leave the train I immediately feel like I want to punch everyone here, they all have their noses up in the air as if we common-folk are beneath them. "Hey Spike, you should probably take point from here. I have no idea where we're going." Gesturing for him to lead, he does just that and leads us to the shopping district.

(Time-Skip 3 Hours)

It's been a few hours, checking my phone I see that it's about 4:32 in the afternoon. Looking around at the shopping center I see a theater, Walking towards it Spike follows closely behind. The shows currently playing are Power Ponies: Vengeance of Coloratura, Last Kiss: The Summer of our Lives, and... Holy shit that's Into The Woods! I loved that movie! Buying two tickets I head towards the Concession Stand buying popcorn and sodas for the both of us. "Uh... Dude? I think this is a girls movie." He says hesitantly.

"If you watch this with me, I'll buy you whatever you want for the rest of the trip." As I finish he pulls me towards the theater showing the movie.

(Another Time-skip)

"You know, I was expecting that movie to be like the other ones I watched with Twilight the last few times I came here, But that was pretty good." He says as we sit on the edge of the large fountain in the middle of the Mall.

Getting an Idea I hop into the fountain and music starts playing in the background, (Arthur is Chris Pines and Spike is Billy Magnussen)

Laughing, we both get out of the fountain and fall on the ground, only to hear a cough come from above us. Looking up we see a few guards looking at us cockeyed. (Twilight is gonna kick my ass when we get back.) They grab us by our shoulders and take us back to the Castle Dungeon.

(Holy Shit, Time-skips Aplenty)

"I want to talk to your Captain!" I shout as I shake the bars we're in. The guard looks like he wants to kill me. It's been probably 5 minutes since we were put in here, but as I've proven time and time again, I'm impatient.

"You're only here for another few hours while we get your identification papers, sir. It'll only take a few more hours, just calm down." The guard says once more. I know for a fact they won't be able to find anything for me. (I don't want to be deported!) Spike is playing around with his jacket, trying to pass the time. Completely unaware of my raging thoughts.

"Calm down dude, I've been in here before. It's not so bad as long as you've done nothing wrong. I'm sure we'll be out of here in no time!" He tries to console me.

Getting up close to him I reply, whispering into his ear, "Says you! I don't have identification papers!"

His eyes suddenly widen and his pupils become pin-sized, now he starts freaking out too, "Please! My name is Spike, I'm the Assistant to Princess Celestia's Student, Twilight Sparkle, Sister to the Captain. I need to speak to him now!" As he says this the guard looks at him for a moment before something clicks in his head. Nodding the guard leaves, presumably to get the Captain.

Looking at Spike I see that he's focused entirely on the door in front of him, I set my grand plan into action. I phase myself out of the cell and set off towards the royal barracks, at least where I can feel the largest amount of people. Finding the Training room I start looting as much equipment as I physically can take with me, going from Canterlot to Ponyville every few seconds. After about 10 minutes I manage to clear the entire place out. Phasing back into the cell I sit back down and wait.

About 20-30 minutes later, a man with Blue hair with a few strips of slightly lighter colored hair comes into the room. "Spike, What are you doing in Canterlot? And why are you in the Castle Dungeons again, I thought I told you not to raid the Royal Kitchen!" He chides.

"We need you to let us out!" He shouts.

"What did you guys do? Here give me the report." Taking the report from the guard, he skims through it, chuckling at the part where we tore our shirts open... Probably.

"This is hardly worth placing them in a cell for." Pulling out a key, he lets us out and we start walking out of the castle. "It's great seeing you again Spike, How's Twilight been? and who's your friend?"

Smiling, He introduces me to Shining Armor, "She's fine, This is Arthur Mayhew, He's my friend. We came to Canterlot to buy some fitness equipment for him. We couldn't really find a store that sells any, so we went and watched a movie instead, You should really go watch it! It's called Into The Woods."

Zoning out of the conversation I start thinking about how today went. (I kissed Twilight, that's a big plus. Got lost, That's a Minus. Got to watch a Movie I loved from home, that's a big plus. Got arrested, that's a minus. My extremely convoluted plan worked, huge plus in my eyes.) Zoning back in I see Shining Armor looking at me in shock, while Spike is mid facepalm... I fucking said that shit out loud didn't I? Picking Spike up I cut and run towards the Train Station in the distance, Yelling thanks to the Guard Captain.

About an hour later, we're back in Ponyville in front of the library. "You tell Twilight about me getting you arrested, I'll tell Rarity you sang and danced in a fountain with me."

"You tell Rarity about the song and I'll tell Twilight you met her brother," he replies.

... I fucking love this guy sometimes. "I'll take you to the comic shop tomorrow and I'll buy you whatever you want."

"Deal." We shake hands and he enters the library where he is immediately assaulted by Twilight. Walking away I go home and go to bed.