Hi! Welcome to my diary! Here, I write entire events wrote through a first person perspective so you can see everything I do by simply reading. Anyways, I made this diary as soon as I met Shinoki, an exchange human who I met looking for somepony else on a date. Okay, that may sound stupid... But really! He's a great person, and he makes me very happy. He gives me meaning for me to get up in the mornings, ever since I starred in the show My Little Pony I've struggled to wake myself up. I mean, I still do work there... But all my co-workers are kind of mean to me.

The big issue, is that Shinoki is considering dating my co-workers as they try to woe him. Can't they see he's mine? Well, if anypony ever does read this... Just don't be running amok flashing it off to everypony! I have serious secrets in this. I'm serious. This is not for the faint of heart.
I'm seriously thinking about hurting somepony. Maybe I did hurt somepony... Badly. I dunno. As I write this, my hooves might be drenched in pony blood.