After years of research at Calpain's expense, Sethisto has finally opened the portal of Equestria to snuggle his Trixie waifu. To the surprise of many, relations between humans and ponies are going smoothly. There's no conflict, no threat of war, just peace and quiet.

However, not everybody on Earth is happy about this. No, one preteen will not accept this so easily. He will stand for us all, showcasing our superiority over pastel colored horses with butt tattoos. How will he do it? With the power of the boop.

This is his story.