Shameless Feelfic #3487 Starring Derpy the Talking Horse
There's a silly little pony named Derpy who needs a friend. You, ®The Only Human in Equestria™, are eager to fill this position. Second person, overly feely, emotionally manipulative, wish fulfillment nonsense. Served up hot and with a smile, just the way you like it.
Special thanks to anon for preliminary feedback and help with the title, as always.