My little Hoods shooting is magic

The captain was taking the mares back to his ship when his radio came to life as one of his men called him.

“Captain this is Roko, and we’ve spotted a shit load of flying golden carriages heading straight for us, what are your orders?”

Twilight over heard what he said and told the captain what it was. “Golden carriages? It must be the royal canterlot guard, can you ask him how many there are please?” She asked

“Roko, how many are there?” Asked the captain

“Two maybe three hundred” replied Roko

“He said there’s around about three hundred of them” Said the captain to Twilight

“That’s about half of the entire royal guard, each carriage can carry up to four ponies, so that’s one thousand two hundred ponies” Said Twilight

When they were back in the center of the town the captain ordered all of his men to converge on his position and they did so without any hesitation. They could all see the large number of carriages in the sky now, and the captain also noticed that right in the middle of there ranks was a heavily decorated carriage with what looked to be a large red throne built into it.

Two minutes passed and the carriages landed right in front of the crew, ponies clad in golden armour started dis-embarking from the vehicles and forming lines in front of them. Captain Angell also noticed a single stallion standing at the front of the ranks, unlike the other guards his armour was purple instead of gold, suggesting a higher rank than the other guards.

Just then the heavily decorated carriage landed in front of the guards, and off stepped the most beautiful creature any of the snow pirates had ever seen, she was taller than most of the other ponies and she had a Snow White coat, a lightly coloured rainbow mane and tale that seemed to flow in a non existent wind, she wore golden horse shoes, and a broach also made of solid gold with a very expensive looking purple sapphire in the middle, lastly she wore a golden crown o top her head with a matching sapphire in it. She also had both a horn and wings.

Seeing as she seemed to be the one in charge the captain took it upon himself to approach her, as he got closer he started to feel the power and influence coming from her, and he also noticed that while she walked she held her wings at full length. He wasn’t sure weather she was trying to look intimidating or beautiful but all he was getting was the latter, when they finally reached each other and she spoke.

“Greetings, I am Princess Celestia ruler of Equestria and keeper of the sun, who are you?”

“I’m Captain Dean Angell, leader of The Hoods”

“It’s a pleasure Captain, now would it be alright if we bring you and your people back to Canterlot? We have some questions for you” Said Celestia

“Okey, But first we just need to take a small group of civilians into custody” replied the captain

“Civilians? What civilians?” She asked

“Are you familiar with a certain unicorn named Twilight Sparkle?”

“Why yes I am she’s my top student, why are you taking her and her friends into custody?” She asked narrowing her eyes

“Illegal theft as well as assault, Twilight stole something very important to me and the she and her friends tried to kill us all with a motherfucking rainbow!” The captain shouted in defence, the captain of the royal guard, Shining Armour caught onto his aggressive tone and stepped forward

“Who do you think you are!? No one speaks to the princess in such a Manner!” He said angrily

“She’s not my princess, so therefore I do not have to show her any respect whatsoever, I’ll show her respect when I’ve got to know her” Said the captain

Shining Armour was about to make a lunge at the captain but the princess stopped him “calm down Shining Armour, he does make a valid point, and I take no offence to his aggressive attitude” she said calmly “but I still think you should let Twilight and her friends go, I’ll deal with Twilight but you must let her friends go, they had no part in this”

“No way, we’re taking them into custody and we’ll let them go when they’ve served their time” Said the captain, he noticed that she was getting a little bit angry and the Atmosphere was starting to get a little warmer.

“You will let them go or suffer the consequences” she said, at this point she was visibly mad and not only was it getting hotter, the sun was starting to get darker in colour.

“I’m sorry but justice must be served, we are taking them in” Said the captain firmly

“You brought this upon yourselves, GUARDS! sieze them!” As if triggered by an on switch, all the royal guards started pulling out swords and spears and pointing them at the snow pirates in front of them “now, surrender your weapons and give yourselves up, or we will kill you all” Said Celestia, the light changed around them, the Captain looked up at the sun to see that it was glowing a violent shade of crimson, bathing the sky and and everything underneath it in a blood red light.

“Ahhhhhh, So That’s how you wanna play hmmm? Very well then, WEAPONS!!!!” He Screamed at the top of his lungs while drawing his sword and pistol.