I regain consciousness. Wait, wait, hold it there! I’m alive?! Well, in this weird world anything is possible I guess. Let’s save extitential crisis’s for later, I need to access my situation and feign unconsioness until I’m sure I’m safe.

Right, I’m still wearing my duster, that’s good. The Thunderdrum is holstered, what about Old Glory? I reach out my hand to feel for it. Ah, there it is, weapons are on me so I’m either safe, or I’m dealing with idiots, maybe both.

Now to anylize around me, I open my eyes and find I’m in a crater surrounded by trees. Well, that’s interesting, plant life, I seem to remember some voice after I died. I’m not in an afterlife, I feel pain, and the Mojave or Divide are out, forests shouldn’t exist, therefor I may have been brought to an alien world. I do remember seeing the Courier wealding a gun like one before, he called it an Alien Blaster.

Never believed in aliens but that seems to be my case, the voice that spoke did say something about sending me somewhere, maybe this is the place that he meant. Well, no use sitting around, I’m gonna have to scout.

It is only now that I notice it’s night, but my Pip-Boy says it’s 8 am. Either it’s wrong (impossible) or something’s wrong, I’m gonna put my chips on the latter. There seems to be a castle nearby, looks like it belongs in an Old World fairy tale or a midevil village. looks abondoned, but i can hear some noise from within. Well, let’s meet my new neighbors.

I walk through the halls until I find a main room, filled with sounds of battle (and banter). Cautiously I pull out the Thunderdrum, and peak the corner. Within I find two fantasy creatures fighting, one purple, with a horn (unicorn) and a star surrounded by five others on its flank (I don’t remember that.) The other has a horn and wings, is a lot taller (about as tall as me) and wears armor. I think I remember Ceaser talking about that, an alicorn if I remember correctly. This one has a Moon with a purple splotch surrounding it as it’s flankmark.

The purple one lowers her horn and starts to paw the ground like a Brahmin. This is about when I got surprised for a second time as the blue one speaks (well, talking mythical creatures, I feel as if i should be surprised.)

The purple one charges, “Your serious?” The blue one asked, purple kept charging “Really?” Shes almost as insane as the Courier! What would he do? Probably go in guns blazing until he found who was the good guy. What should I do?

I’m interrupted in my thoughts as the blue one appears behind purple. Magic, really? I guess the voice was right, my mind is throughly boggled.

I start to hear voices behind me (shit!) I quickly and masterfully activated a Stealth Boy and hid. I saw five natives pass, one pink, one white, one orange, one flying blue, and one yellow. I hid until I heard talking, I couldn’t understand, so I decide to watch.

Everyone but blue have a type of necklace on, and are floating. A beam of pure white connects them until it reaches purple. Then, all of a sudden, a rainbow bursts out and hits blue. When it cleared a blue, childlike alicorn stood there before collapsing.

A white alicorn appears out of thin air and all bow (royalty.) as the Queen (looks female) talks to the other about reuniting and being lonely. The Sun rises as the moon falls. I check my Pip Boy, 9 o’clock, so much in so little time. Well, everyone is happy, perfect time to introduce myself.

Turning off my Stelth Boy I walk out. I remain a respectful and safe distance away observing until noticed. After a stupid amount of time i am finally seen by the blue Pegasus (rainbow hair, interesting.)

“Umm, girls!” She calls back, never taking eyes off me, “I think we have a monster!” It was then the others looked at me. Well, they aren’t attacking right away, very good. If I were approached by an alien dressed like me I would at least have weapons ready.

Yellow immediately flies to me, holding out her arms (or legs) in front of me in a protective stance. “Didn’t we just learn that monsters don’t have to be evil!” She then seems to remember how loud she was “Oh, umm, I mean...” she starts muttering to herself. Time to shock them.

“Hello, I’m Ulysses. Who are you?”

Author's Note

Hahahahhahahahahhhahhahahh! CLIFFHANGERS!