I had a good job. I had a big house. I had a nice car. I had plenty of friends including those of the opposite sex. I had literally anything a guy could ever want, save for the woman of his dreams. Just before I was able to admit my feeling to that woman a chaotic force pulls me out of my life and places me in a new world of nonsense called Equestria.

There are obnoxiously colorful talking ponies there that seem to think I'm an Urban legend... although they claim I look better than said legend.

If this isn't a dream.... Let's just say yah boy DJ's gonna be pissed.

This is a retelling of my old Misadventures of DJ because looking back at it it's not that great in my eyes.

Sex tag is for any raunchy activity that transpires later. Don't expect full on lemons from me unless I get bored one day. No promises.