I’m Not Your Waifu

“Urrg, Mr. Anonymous here we are at Twilight’s Castle now if you don’t mind leave me alone,” Tempest grumbled.

“Don’t worry, I won’t,” I chuckled.

“Thank you, now if-“ she started.

“WON’T LEAVE YOU ALONE!” I chuckled and Fluttershy snickered along. Tempest rolled her eyes and walked away. Me and Fluttershy walked into the castle in search of Twilight.

“Twilight, where are you? I have a question for you,” asked Fluttershy. Then a puff of magenta smoke appeared as we saw Twilight enter the room. She opened her mouth to speak but her jaw dropped when she saw me.

“You see, Twilight. Anon here has to live in Equestria now, he needs somewhere to stay. He is gonna have to live with somepony. Can it be me?” she asked.

Twilight had the what the *yay* look on her face. As she spoke was was in full shock,”Umm, sure... if you want to Mr. Anonymous.”

“I would be happy to,” I replied. Twilight Sparkle still had the same look on her face.

“Well, sure. You are roommates now.”

Fluttershy gasped then whispered,”Yay!”

Oh, no..

“Here you are Anon! My cottage! I have a spare bedroom you can use it,” said Fluttershy as she pointed to her cottage. We walked closer and I was just so happy to see I could fit through the door. I walked through the door and followed Fluttershy. She was leading me to my bedroom I guess. I was correct. “Here is your room,” she said as she opened to door. It was a mess.

“Sorry if it is a bit chaotic, Discord usually uses it when he visits. Guess next time I see him he will have to sleep on the floor,” she said as she closed the door for me to get used to it. First things first I had to get this room tidy. There was all sorts of animal fur and, gulp... droppings. I found a rubbery material on the floor and used it to throw all of it into a black bag I kept in my backpack incase I saw litter around my old town. But this Equestria and now this is what I was using it for. After that I packed all the items and animal feed onto the shelves. Then I opened the empty cupboard an filled it with my belongings, well what I had. Then I changed into my Fluttershy pjs.

I walked down the staircase to the kitchen and saw Fluttershy cooking,”Hmmm! What’s cooking!? Smells yum!”

Fluttershy turned around and smiled,”Oh thank you, I am making hayseed soup!”

Ohh, well this is Equestria. Got to get used to their food. Even if that means I have to go Vegetarian,”Oh, cool... what does it taste like?”

“It is delicious! I hope you are finding your room comfortable!?”

“It is great now that I sorted out the mess. You you like my pyjamas?”

“It’s amazing! It has me on it! I was gonna ask you about your clothes, why do you wear them all the time?” she asked.

I blushed,”Well you see our kind has these parts, umm. You know the birds and the bees and reproduction..? Right?”

“Oh, sorry I made you embarrassed, I should know better well, soup is ready!”

She got a bowl for me and her and with her mouth she poured me and her a serving. Then she put the bowls on her extended wings and walked over to me. Then she passed mine and took hers and put her mouth in it and slurped it up. I then saw her face begging me on to do the same. I took a sip, it tasted better than expected. I finished it just like how Fluttershy did. It may take awhile but I will get used to this eventually. Epically having wild animals living in my home, and of course the devil a.k.a Angel.