I’m Not Your Waifu

The next day I woke up and put on my Tempest Shadow tee and black shorts. I got my dirty clothes and went downstairs to see Fluttershy sipping on a cup of hot cocoa,”Hey Anonymous! Sleep well!”

“Yeah Fluttershy, I slept well. Do you mind washing these clothes, back were I used to live I was going towash these but I cannot now. Would you mind?” I asked her.

“I would love to! What some hot cocoa?”

“No thanks, I was hoping to go to Sugar Cube Corner and meet Pinkie Pie,” I said.

“Oh cool, I am completely not angry you don’t want to spend the morning with me,” she said,”Yes I am cross!” Fluttershy had her angry, cross face on and grumbled too.

“Huh? What was that?” I asked.

“Oh nothing, did you know Fizzlepop Berrytwist is gonna be there!” she said.

“Thanks Fluttershy!”

“You are welcome! It is almost Hearth’s Warming Eve! Want do you want for then?”

“Umm, surprise me!” I said and ran outside to go to Sugar Cube Corner.

I was walking over when I saw Tempest walking over there, I ran over to her,”Hey Tempest, I never go to ask you, which do you prefer, Tempest or Fizzlepop?”

“Fizzlepop, ok. Now stop annoying me!” she said grumpily.

“Nope! What would you like for Chri- Hearth’s Warming?” I asked.

“I would like you to leave me alone, oh and I would like a necklace with a rare Colour Berry Crystal on it.”

“Okay Fizzlepop! Do you like my shirt! It has you on it!” I said.

“Urrg, it is lovely,” she said sarcastically.

“You know you are my waifu, right?”

“No, I am NOT your waifu, you weirdo! Didn’t you hear me yesterday! I wanted you to stop annoying me Mr. Anonymous!” she shouted at he and bucked my leg. It hurt but I didn’t show it did.

I rolled my eyes,”Urrgh, fine. Do you know I am going to Sugar Cube Corner. And I wonder when the snow is coming to Ponyville?”

“That’s nice I am also going there and snow is only due for tomorrow,” she said and rolled her eyes,”And I am giving you the evil eyes, mister!”

We walked in together and then I saw Pinkie Pie who jumped over to me,”You must be Mr. Anonymous Twi told be about! Since you are new here I must become your friend! Can I be your friend Mr. Anon? Please!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!.!?!................ PLEASE!”

“Sure Pinkie,” I said.

“Ok, here is your welcome to Ponyville free cup of HOT Cocoa!” she passed me the mug but the the Cakes came in.

“Pinkie! You can’t be giving away free cups of hit cocoa!” shouted Mr. Cake.

“Sorry Anon, that will be five bits,” she told be.

I reached into my pocket. There was only a 50 dollar bill in there which was useless to me. But then a Fluttershy who looked like she had been eaten alive walked in,”A-“*pant*”-Anon! I forgot to give you your money,-“*pant*”-you don’t have any currency from Equestria yet!”

“Thank you Fluttershy,” and I took ten bits from her, and payed Pinkie 5 of them.

“You are welcome Anon!” she said and rushed back to where ever she needed to be.

Then Pinkie asked me,”Anything else?”

I looked at the menu,”One pile of pancakes with blueberries and cherries. Or as it says on the menu, Rhyme Pancakes.”

“Oki doki loki! That will be 1 bit!” she said.

“Pinkie!” shouted Mrs. Cake.

“Fine, that will be 3 bits,” she said.