...Or it's the multicoloured wonderland that I've found my ass unceremoniously dropped into by fate itself, who unluckily pulled my golden ticket out of the Go-Fuck-Myself lottery.

Lucky me.

Follow our protagonist, Alexander Ian Greyson, as he discovers his place in the world of our favourite Equine friends, where he will take part in multiple key events in the shows' history, fight beings he should literally stand no realistic chance against, and maybe even find love?

It's literally your average HiE fic, except the guy is British, swears like there's no tomorrow and can (and will be) a sarcastic but hilarious arsehole at the best of times. Gather round kids, it's fun for the whole family!

AN
(This story starts at the beginning of FiM, so good ol' Alex will take part in many main events in the show throughout the story. Also, the story may contain some dark humour, a Brit, references to things that no other member of the story will understand, and a lot of profanity. Like, a lot of profanity. I mean seriously, if there was a scale from 1-10 of how much profanity this story contains, the scale would break and twist itself into a middle finger. With this in mind, I'll keep the rating at T. Should the story be required to be upped to the oh so family friendly M, I will do so. Gore *may* be mentioned, though not to the point where it gets too morbid. Graphic scenes, such as sex and/or death, will not be written. Sorry lads, maybe next time.)