That moment you realize you're awake.

"Mmmmmmm...." I hummed as I woke up on Saturday morning.

I felt a body roll onto me. I heard Celestia's voice. "Happy Saturday, soon-to-be husband."

I smiled and kept my eyes closed "Happy Saturday soon-to-be wife."

"I had the kitchen workers bring us breakfast. I believe it's pancakes." Celestia said.

I sniffed the air, I smelt the syrup. I opened my eyes and found that Celestia was sitting on top of me, grinning down at me.

"Are you hungry? Or are you hungry?" Celestia asked winking upon asking the second hungry.

"Both" I said returning the hungry grin.

"Fine. Fulfill your stomachs hunger, then tell me when I can fulfill my hunger." Celestia said.

"What hunger would that be? Would it be hunger or HUNGER?" I asked.

"You could call me a rhino." She joked.

"Wow." I said sitting up.

"Eat fast, I'll freshen up in the bathroom." Celestia said winking as she got out of the bed and went to the bathroom.

I saw a plate of pancakes and a fork and knife on the nightstand.

I levitated both onto the bed with me and began eating.

Celestia called to me from the bathroom "I ordered something special as a gift for you. I ordered it a few days before I had the babies. And it was delivered a few hours ago."

I began to wonder what this 'special' item was, but I decided to just keep eating and find out.

I finished eating and set the plate aside. "Finished!" I called.

Celestia stepped out of the bathroom smiling. Suddenly something was shoved in my face blocking my view of Celestia.

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" I screamed in surprise as the soft object was shoved in my face.

It was a large.....pillow?

It was taken a few feet from my face so I could see it.

It was a large pillow. No.....not large.......VERY large. It wasn't just a normal pillow though. It had a large image of Princess Celestia. On it. However it was quite a alluring pose. There was even a speech bubble near her mouth it read out.

Seethe........I'm waiting.

"I thought you could start taking this with you on those tours you do." She said with a smile.

She came over to the bed. I smelt something....it was perfume. It smelt incredible. She climbed in bed with a sort of grace. I could already tell what she wanted......and I would be glad to service her.

Later that day.

"According to these x-rays, you seem to have a pelvic fracture." Doctor Red said pointing to the pelvis on the xray papers on the wall. "Could one of you tell me how that happened?" she asked turning towards me.

I was a tad loopy from pain medications.

Celestia practically glowed red."Ummmmmmmmmm..."

"Celestia! Your mane is............colorful.........and.......flowy.....wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I said sheepishly as I stared at her moving mane.

"Princess? Do you know how he got  a pelvic fracture?" Doctor Red asked.

She blushed even more and rubbed the back of her neck with a hoof. "I may have gotten.....a tiney winey bit..........rough with him during.....................sex." She admitted.

"Uh huh.....well then.....he won't be able to walk with out pain for a few weeks....even when it heals he'll walk with a limp in his right rear leg for a few more weeks. The fracture is more like a crack as you can see, it runs just onto his right rear leg."

"Princess....pssst......that snow pony just winked at me!" I whispered into the Princess's ear pointing a hoof at Doctor Red.

"So he'll be limping on our wedding day." Celestia said to the doctor.

"I'm afraid so." Doctor Red said. "Might I also point out: you need to be gentle on him during your....relations.......your about 30% bigger than him. Your natural weight and physical strength could hurt him, as it has here." She said.

I could tell Celestia had gone into thinking mode, she seemed uninterested in the doctor now, and more interested in the xrays of the rear half of my body.

"What if....he was an Alicorn too?" She asked.

"What if I was a MILKSHAKE!?" I asked loudly,I then hummed and licked my lips. "Mmmmmmm....I'd drink myself right now......mmmmmmmmm."

"Well then he'd be more resilient of course, from basic xrays of you and Princess Luna, compared to Seethe's current xrays, you and Luna have slightly thicker bone structure, and your larger size allows for more natural muscle. So if Seethe was also an Alicorn you could be as rough as you fancy in bed." Doctor Red said "Sadly there's nothing medically or magically I can do that would let you turn him into an Alicorn."

"Hmmmm..." Celestia hummed not paying attention ".....maybe.....there's a way....." she whispered examining me.

"Umm Princess, I recommended you get his consent before even trying anything you could do. And you should also consider his safety of course." Doctor Red said seeming unsure if I was in danger due to the Princess's lust for a perfect me.

"Of course." Celestia said still looking me over.

Earlier that morning.

Ponyvile.

"Oh my! No, no, no! Don't zap that! No please don't fly! Please don't fly!" Fluttershy begged Spring Song as she flew and giggled in a perfect song.

"Oh!" Fluttershy squealed as Lightning Flicker levitated his bottle to himself and began drinking.

There was a knock on the front door. "Everything okay in there?" Rainbow Dash asked through the door. Fluttershy rushed over and opened the door.

"Umm...I think I need help!" Fluttershy squealed.

Rainbow Dash stepped in and saw the baby-caused chaos. A few photographers tried to get in the open door before Rainbow Dash bucked it closed. Hitting one in the face and laughing when she heard a loud thump, a scream, and then a stallion calling for a bandage for his nose.

Spring Song was flying near the ceiling and giggling a pleasant song. Lightning Flicker drank from a milk bottle (Don't ask where the milk came from. I don't know if it's Celestia's actual milk or baby formula!) But Celestia had given Fluttershy a weekends worth.

"Fluttershy, you realize that Pinkie gets just about killed every time she babysits for the Cakes, and since magical and non magical babies are equally trouble, Alicorns are like having four babies, ya know, two unicorns and Pegasuses!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

"Help!" Fluttershy squealed.

"Okay, okay." Rainbow Dash said.

Rainbow Dash flew up near the ceiling and gently grabbed Spring Song who whaled out a crying song as Rainbow Dash put her in the carrier and put the cotton blanket up to her chest. Lighting Flicker burped and then dropped the bottle. Fluttershy picked up the bottle and set it down on a nearby table.

There were photographers trying to snap photos from the windows. Rainbow Dash closed the drapes. Upsetting the photographers.

"Let's take care of some Royal babies!" Rainbow Dash said turning around. "I'll get Twilight as back-up!" she said upon seeing Spring Song flying again and Lightning Flicker also flying and levitating a bottle of milk to his mouth.