That moment you admire your own written and repeated work.

"So I'm going to be in bed for a while." I said a bit ticked off Celestia had fractured my pelvis.

"I said I was a sorry!" Celestia said. "What can I do that would make you stop giving me that angry look?"

"I scheduled a performance here in Canterlot." I said. "Tomorrow. I'm going to write you a script and your going to go there as me and perform AS ME." I said angrily. I levitated a pen and a few sheets of paper from Celestia's desk. "I'm going to write every move, every face, every BREATH you take on stage."

"Okay, okay! I'll do what ever you write." She said. "Could I at least cheer you up a bit, now?" she asked.

"Well currently anything of the sexual nature is off limits because my pelvis got fractured by a CERTAIN Princess. And now even a  good licking down there feels like getting stabbed 666 times in a row! And lets talk about bucking! Bucking feels like getting trampled by a herd of stampeding bulls!" I exclaimed angrily.

Celestia got in bed with me and kissed my cheek "Your lips aren't off limits. Are they?" she asked.

I cooled down. "No...they're not." I smiled.

"Good." She said with a smile. She gently kissed me. "You have to admit, the sex was fun until the end."

"I suppose it was, but you really need to chill out with the biting stuff. I can't have bite marks on my rear or any where else when I go out in public." I said.

"Maybe I should switch to licking." She teased.

"Good idea." I responded with a grin.

"Fluttershy....there is an ARMY of reporters, right out side!" Twilight said as she closed the door quickly.

"I know. They've been there since Friday, when I got the babies here." Fluttershy explained. "Rainbow Dash closed all the drapes and locked the windows, so they wouldn't get in."

"Good. Well what kind of help do you need? " Twilight asked.

"I just need you to watch the babies. If they wake up....feed them please. The bottles are in the kitchen." Fluttershy said.

"What will you be doing?" Twilight asked.

"Napping. I only had a few hours of sleep last night. Lightning Flicker kept making Spring Song cry by....umm....burping....and......tooting." Fluttershy beginning to go up stairs.

"Have a good nap." Twilight said as Fluttershy disappeared up the stairs.

Twilight went to the baby carrier. She looked at the two babies and smiled. "So, you two are Princess Celestia's babies. I wonder what you two are going to do when your all grown up? Your father is a comedian and your mother is a princess, how will that effect you?" Twilight asked the uninterested babies. She became filled with questions about their futures and wished she had a time machine. Suddenly Twilight sneezed.

Spring Song gave a harmonized song-like laugh.

Lightning Flicker gave a non song-like laugh.That instead kind of sounded like a bird giving birth to a chimpanzee.

Twilight laughed at the goofy laugh.

"You two are funny little foals aren't you?"  She asked them.

The next day.

"Ah Hello!" Celestia greeted the audience disguised as me. I sat in the crowd, a tad loopy, and a tad in pain. I had taken one pill instead of two so I'd hopefully be half as loopy. I was disguised as Luna. (Mostly so I could embarrass her publicly if the opportunity arose)

"Alright everypony, I have something to say...." She began ".....I am......really......thirsty. Anyone drinking vodka on the rocks?" she asked.

Some mare in the crowd raised a hoof and a drink.

"No, that's no Vodka on the rocks, ma'am. Where are the rocks?!" She asked.

The audience laughed.

I laughed at myself and my own written and repeated work.

"You were great!" I said as I sat before Celestia as she stood as me in front of me.

"Thank you, sissy-in-law." She said in my voice. "Teleport me back to the castle?" She asked.

I obeyed and put a hoof on her body and my horn lit up. We were immediately poofed back to the castle. I was able to put my self on my back, in bed once again. As myself now. Celestia turned herself back to herself.

"Did you enjoy doing my job?" I asked as I levitated a bottle of pills to me. I opened it took one pill and quickly popped it into my mouth, I swallowed it as quickly as I had put it in my mouth.

"It was quite fun." She said turning to door. "But I must go find something in the forbidden library."

I felt a confusion, I assumed I had miss-heard. "Wh-what?" I asked her making a confused face and thinking to myself: What could she want in a library of outlawed books in ancient languages she was probably now, after 1500 years she was not able to speak.

"I must go to the forbidden library and find a book I wrote myself nearly 1600 years ago. The book was full of every outlawed spell I could find at the time. I called it 'Princess Celestia's full list of forbidden spells, volume 1' I listed all their effects. If I can find and remember the book I wrote about, it could be useful. It was the only spell where I had to list a book it was listed in. And before you ask, lets just say It's a surprise!" she said in an excited voice as she left the room in a hurry."

This chapter was written quickly and I apologize for the delay on this short one. I've been busy with the beginning of what could hopefully be a novella I will publish to Lulu.com !