Chapter One: Timey Wimey Stuff.
Location: Some Blue Box In The Middle Of Nowhere
"Ugh... where am I?" Mitchell said to himself, groggily. "I feel... shorter... and my hands feel so smooth... That reminds me of..." That thought made him get to his feet (or should I say hooves -TL) immediately. "Umm... why am I a pony!? And why do I feel four heartbeats!? WHAT IS GOING ON!" He then blacked out, lightly hearing ponies rushing up to him, then fell completely unconscious.
Location: Ponyville Hospital
"Hey, he's waking up!"
"Ugh, where am I now?" he said.
"You're in the hospital." a lavender pony said.
He opened his eyes, to be greeted by eight ponies. "Who are you guys?"
"My name is Twilight Sparkle."
"And my name is Rarity."
"I'm Rainbow Dash, best flyer in Equestria!"
"Oh, I forgot, I'm a pony with two hearts."
"My name is Fluttershy." said the yellow Pegasus, in her usual low tone.
"Ah'm Applejack."
"And I'm Pinkie Pie! And what's that stuff about two hearts?"
"And lastly, we are the two Princesses of Equestria. And we know you are not of this world. You, are a Time Lord."
"Ugh... yeah, I woke up in this place, in some blue box, as a pony, with two hearts. What are your names?"
"I am Celestia."
"And I'm Luna."
"Okay. When do I get out of here?"
"You have no injuries, so probably when the doctor comes." Celestia said.
"Hey! You don't have your cutie mark!" Pinkie said.
"Oh, yeah. Also, am I a Pegasus, or a unicorn?"
Everypony gasped. "Your... an alicorn!? How is that possible!" Twilight said.
"Well, I'm a unicorn with wings. Fine by me, as long as no one is bowing."
The doctor walked in, with a checklist. "Okay, so, what is your name?"
"Mitchell Ward."
"Okay, you have no injuries, so you have been checked out, and you may go now."
"Finally!" Mitchell said, walking out the doors. (For now on, Narrator, just refer to me as 'he' -TL)
"Where will he stay though?" asked the purple pony. (It's lavender, Narrator. LAVENDER -TL)
"Well, we all are busy with other things, and staying with those s-" he cut the lavender pony off.
"The Reds and Blues?"
"How did you- Oh, Time Lord, right."
"Anyways, the only other one of us six is you, Rainbow."
"Fine, but don't get any ideas like Tucker does."
"You like it." he said, with a grin.
Dash kicked him in the balls, but he seemed fine. "Wow, your strong."
"Bow chicka bow wow." he said.
"Great, two Tuckers. Anyways, we're right under my house, so just fly up."
"I have a better idea." His horn lit up with a blue glow, and he teleported to Dash's couch, where Tucker was, and had his hooves right in his face.
"The fuck dude?" Tucker said, getting up. "And who the fuck are you?"
"New person in this universe. Mitchell Ward, Time Lord."
"What are you, Doctor Who?"
"Kind of."
"And why do you have a horn?"
"I have no fucking idea."
"Wow, your aqua. You could be on the blues! Also, can you make food appear from nowhere?"
"I'll try. Steak?"
"Fuck yeah."
His horn lit up aqua (NOT BLUE, AQUA -TL) and a plate of steak appeared infront of him.
"Dibs! Hey, what else can you do?"
"Probably anything."
"Hmm..." Tucker thought of what to make him do, and then thought of the perfect thing. "Make a storm cloud appear above Church. That'd be awesome."
His horn lit up, then five seconds later the glow faded.
"Did it work?"
"Yup, he should be as mopey as ever now. And wet."
"Heheh."
"WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A STORM CLOUD ABOVE ME!?" Church yelled, soaking wet. "I bet Tucker and Aqua dude are best fucking friends now. I'm going over there." Church's horn lit up a cobalt glow, and soon enough he was in front of Dash's door. He knocked on the door to be greeted by a near laughing aqua alicorn. "What the fuck dude?"
Tucker and Aqua were both laughing now. (Time Lord is now named Aqua -TL) "Fine, I'll fix it." Aqua's horn lit up, and then Church was completely dry, no storm cloud.
"Thanks. I think you should meet the others. Try not to piss off Tex, wouldja?"
"I won't." Aqua chuckled.
"Do you like the party?" Pinkie asked.
"It's pretty cool, but I got a track Vinyl should play." He teleported a record to him, the song called 'You're Gonna Go Far Kid' by Offspring and gave it to Vinyl. "Play this!" The music started playing, and everybody hated it, except the Reds, the Blues and Pinkie.
(These are the lyrics! Also, favorite song! -TL)
Show me how to lie
You’re getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that’s hard to teach
Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line
A mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You’re gonna go far, kid
With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ‘em running for their lives
Slowly out of line
And drifting closer in your sights
So play it out I’m wide awake
It’s a scene about me
There’s something in your way
And now someone is gonna pay
And if you can’t get what you want
Well it’s all because of me
Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you
And now you’ll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You’re gonna go far, kid
Trust, deceived!
With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ‘em running for their lives
Now dance, fucker, dance
He never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you
So dance, fucker, dance
I never had a chance
It was really only you
With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ‘em running for their lives
Clever alibis
Lord of the flies
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
Hit ‘em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ‘em running for their lives
"Favorite song, hands down." Tucker said.
"Worst. Song. Ever." the Mane Six said in unison.
"You guys are no fun. Okay, here's a better one." Aqua made another record appear, this one being a dubstep remix of the Doctor Who theme.
"This is the Doctor's favorite music." Twilight said.
An hour later of partying, it was time to leave.
"Thanks for the party, Pinkie!" Aqua said.
"No problem!"
"Hey, Aqua?" Twilight asked.
"Yeah?"
"You know that blue box you woke up in?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I decided to move it to an alley near the Library."
"Okay..."
"And I also found this key. Here." Twilight levitated the key in front of Aqua.
"Thanks, I'm gonna go check it out, see how it looks." Aqua walked off towards the alley where the TARDIS was, and unlocked the door, and trotted inside. "Oh look, a giant time machine. I wonder wh-"
"I wouldn't touch that, if I were you." a tan pony said, cutting him off.
"Oh hello, Doctor."
"How do you know my name?"
"It's pretty popular among us Time Lords."
"Wait... you're a Time Lord too? That's impossible... I killed them all..."
"Well, I only became one about 10 hours ago."
"How?"
"Well, I blacked out, next thing I know, I have two hearts and I'm a pony. The end."
"I'm sorry."
"For... what?"
"This." The Doctor then pulled out a gun from nowhere, and shot him. (I'll never forgive him for that. -TL.)
"Guuuhh... the... hell?"
"There can only be one Time Lord. And that is me."
Aqua then started turning into golden particles, and started flying towards a open hatch in the TARDIS control panel. Then the screen started displaying a message.
"Regenerating... Mitchell Ward, Alicorn, Time Lord."
"Why didn't I think of that..."
"Regeneration complete. Mitchell Ward, Alicorn, Time Lord, Black Mane, Blue Coat."
"You didn't think of that, did you Doctor?"
"I have the strangest feeling someone died, turned into gold smoke, then came alive again." Simmons said.
Side Story - Drunken Haze
Side Story - Drunken Haze
Author: For now, I am called Time Turner. In this story, he doesn't exist.
The Doctor and his new also Time Lord companion, Time Turner, were sitting in the TARDIS drinking a cup of tea, where Time Turner had a mug of cider.
"You know, you really shouldn't drink alcohol so much. It damages your kidneys. Do humans have that?"
"Yeah, the-"
"Hey, other Doctor!" Dash was standing in the TARDIS doorway.
"Yeah, Dash?"
"Do you want to come and look around Cloudsdale with me?"
"Sure, I can do that." (This is where it all started. -TL)
"Race you to the Weather Factory!" Dash then... well... dashed off into the distance, towards Cloudsdale.
Time's horn lit up with a blue glow, and within seconds he was in front of the Weather Factory, with Dash only just landing beside him.
"Hey, you used magic! You cheated!"
"Never said I couldn't."
"Let's just get on with the tour, shall we?"
"Allons-y!" (Best word ever. -2 TLs)
The two trotted inside the Weather Factory, where pegasi were examining snowflakes and pouring water into huge tube things.
"This is where they make the snow and rain."
"Cool. What's next?"
"Well, over here they make the rainbows."
In front of them were pegasi all mixing up rainbows all alike.
"I wonder what they taste like..." Time dipped a hoof into the rainbow and licked it. "Tastes good. Rainbows are good."
They messed around a bit for a few more hours, viewing the sights.
"Hey, it's getting pretty late. Would you like to go get a few drinks at the bar?"
"I could go for a drink."
"Ok, let's go."
Dash and Time flew off towards the bar together.
"Here we are."
"Hey, blue dude!" A familiar voice shouted from behind them.
"Hey, Tucker." Dash said.
"We're just going to get a few drinks. Wanna come?"
"Sure!"
The three walked inside and sat on the bar stools.
"What'll it be?" the bartender asked.
"Two ciders." Time said.
"We'll just take one, thanks." Dash said. "Jeez, seems like you want to wake up feeling bad."
"Nah, I'm just a heavy drinker."
"Here are your drinks."
"Thank you." Time chugged down both mugs in ten seconds flat. "ANOTHER!" he yelled. "Make that three."
"Jesus Christ dude. Slow down." Tucker said.
"Says the lord of everything sexual." said Time, chugging down his next two drinks, and gave the other two to Dash and Tucker.
"Fuck you dude." Tucker chugged down his drinks, and in a second he was as drunk as... well... something that's really drunk.
Dash did the same too. "You guys wanna come back to my place?"
"FUCK YEAH!" yelled Time, teleporting to Dash's place, bringing the other two with him.
"Let's go up to my room." Dash said. "Not you, Tucker."
"Fuhhhhkk..."
Author: I cut this out because I want it to be STRICTLY Teen. No TiDash! (As much as I would want it)
Time: 10:00
Location: Dash's Bedroom
State of Mind: Fucked up
"Ugh... what happened last night? I'm in Dash's room... well that spells good news." Time flew out of the room, mane frizzled. "Hey, Tucker? You there?"
"Yeah, wha- whoa."
"What?"
"Your hair dude, it's like World War Two."
"Ugh, yeah, I have no idea what happened last night."
"Where'd you wake up?"
"Dash's r-"
"You both got drunk and you fucked her. I did that a billion times."
"Nice spotting. Where is she?"
"Working, clearing the sky."
"I'm fucking hungry." Time made a stack of pancakes appear in front of him.
"Dibs."
"What? You can't do that!"
"Really? Dibs. See? I did it again."
"Fine, take the fucking pancakes. Wait a minute..."
"What?"
"I swear I saw a vidcam in her room..." Time ran up to Dash's room, where he found a web cam hooked up to a laptop, and on it was a video from last night.
"Nice, you made a porn."
"Fuck you. I'm going out. Go jerk off to it or whatever the hell you do in your spare time." Time flew off towards the library.
"It gets lonely here..."
Time saw Dash through the window, so he knocked on the door. "Hello? Is anybody in?"
"Hello, Time." said the familiar lavender pony.
"Hello, Twilight. Is Dash around?"
"Yeah, she's in here. You're lucky about what you did last night."
"How am I lucky?"
"You used protection, even when you were blind drunk."
"Mhm. Three Time Lords is enough."
"Oh yeah, you, Doctor, and Master."
"Can I come in now?"
"Sure. Hey Dash, Time is here."
"Sup Dash."
"Hey Time. First question: did you let Tucker see the video?"
"Shit. By now he's probably jerking off to it."
"Of course he is."
"Hey, what's this about Tucker?" Church said, walking in.
"He'll explain."
"Morning everyone." Spike said, walking in. "What's Time doing here?"
"If Time wasn't here there wouldn't be us."
"I mean you."
"Ah, well, let's just say me and Dash plus five mugs of cider equals... something."
Spike was trying to hold back laughing. "You... and Dash? Seriously?"
"Spike!"
"What? It's kinda funny."
"Well, we better get going. Allons-y!" Time and Dash teleported to Dash's room, where Tucker was greeted with a Time Lord in the face. "Cawkblawked."
"Never step in between a man's alone time!"