Starlight Glimmer has learned many lessons over the course of her time as Princess Twilight Sparkle's student. The values and meaning of friendship, not to enslave a town and steal their cutie marks, and how to turn the shower on in the castle.

However, her greatest lesson has yet to be learned. And it shall come to her when she goes on a journey to purchase a can of soup.

Entry for The Comedy (Is Serious Business) Contest under the prompt: We Learned Something Archaic

Pre-read by King of Madness and Zendar.

Edited by James Fire

Cover art by HPBudgecraft,