It's the one year anniversary of when I first arrived in the world of Equestria, and life has been good. I have a stable job, good friends, a home, and am enjoying life. The only thing I don't have is a marefriend, but since I'm ever so slightly different than the half pony, half human creatures here, I counted that out.

I specifically told Pinkie, one of my friends, I didn't want anything for my anniversary, but she had an idea of something I needed, and the someone else needed as well.

If you want to see the picture that inspired me to write this, go to www.derpibooru.org, and search "artist:lil miss jay, saffron masala" and you'll figure it out. NSFW ahead.

Contains: Sex, Cum Inflation, Belly Sex, and Lactation.