Tommy Astryo's mafia induced space vacation
Prologue: the rise and fall of "the red mist"
Load Full StoryNext Chapter"And this is the match of the century right here as the red mist and the equalizer are both giving it all they got to win the title of wo-" SNAP "oh my god the equalizer is down for the count after a savage hit against the ring side!"
"He isn't mov-" the tv playing the match was turned off
" I can't do this anymore guys" the wrestler said
"We understand Tommy but you weren't responsible for-" the CEO was cut off
" no you don't understand I was responsible for this I broke the fucker" Tommy said tearfully
Tommy got up and left the room saying sorry one last time before he left
Three hours later...
The pub stop
Tommy took a big swig of beer
"Now what do I do?" Tommy said to himself
Tommy started looking around for an answer. for the first bit only finding a bowl of peanuts until out of the corrner of his eye he spotted a tv in the corrner of the pub
"Hi billy mays here with the slap chop..." The tv continued
After watching the ad Tommy got an idea
Tommy went to pay for his dink and left with an idea
Two years later...
"Are we ready to start mr astryo?" The camera man asked exited
"Yep I'm ready to go when you are" Tommy said
"Ok three...two...one..." The camera man pointed at Tommy
"Hello Tommy astryo here with the book nook. A perfect place to keep all your books off the hook, it's so strong it can carry bowling balls!" Tommy paused and lifted the product up with the bowling balls
"As you can see the secret to the strength of the book nook is the-" BANG the bowling ball ripped through the demonstration product
"Cut! That was a good job but maybe you could go a bit easier on the weight?" The director said
"Well I guess I could just use a brick" Tommy said in defeat
" great now I think it's time for a break. Take five evryone" the director said
Tommy was heading towards the refreshments table when he was stopped by a CRACK
Tommy looked around to find two men in suits with guns
They were headed towards Tommy with speed
Tommy could only look in disbelief as the camera man was standing In the way
"Uh sirs this is a staff only area what are you doing he-" CRACK the man in the suit on the left hit the camera man in the face dropping him in one hit. The two men started sprinting towards Tommy who was still slack jawed at the display
The man on the left tackled Tommy to the ground and hit Tommy repeatedly. Tommy took a stand and gave the man a head butt that sent him recoiling back. The other man whipped out his gun and said don't move
Tommy obliged and then had a sack put over his head as he felt a pain to the back of his head he blacked out.
Tommy opened his eyes to see he was in a small box
Tommy looked around to only to find a tape recorder that was really showing its age
Tommy managed to press play with his foot.
"Good afternoon I hope you are comfortable because it's going to be a wild ride" the voice paused and started laughing manically " you were aware of who you fucking with when you broke my boy. And now it's time to repay the favour. As you probably know Tommy I am not one to mess around with. Don't worry I forgive you. I even made you a mixtape" the voice started laughing maniacally again and then cut out.
The tape paused and started playing
"Ground control to major Tom...ground control to major Tom... Take your protein pills and strap you-"
As ironic as the song was it was out-voiced by a large FWOOOOOM! Tommy knew what was going on and he had only one thought before he left
'Well shit'
