Tommy Astryo's mafia induced space vacation

Tommy astryo has seen better days.
Tommy was covered in his own vomit as the shaking finally started to slowly stop
A foot bust through the large wooden chest as Tommy finally got out of his wooden prison
Tommy managed to bust out of the chest but after his grand escape he bashed his head off the roof

"OW FUCK!" Tommy practically screamed
Tommy needed to find out how to avoid making the same mistake again
Grabbing a pole he worked his way around the room.
some vomit was floating and at this point he was just trying to avoid his spit up.
Dodging the vomit Tommy got a glimpse of a window as he spun in circles
Tommy hit his head again and noteced the black void of space

"Oh fuck oh shit no NO" Tommy said hoping it would just be a prank
It wasn't. Tommy a man with years of wrestling experience and a bit of experience in advertising was in space.
Tommy cursed the man who did this to him still not even knowing his name
As far as Tommy is concerned he has now earned the title of count-cuntula
In the distance Tommy could see something...off in the distance.
It was getting bigger and headed straight for Tommy and the ship
As it approached Tommy could see parts of the ship fly off towards the dark maw
Tommy saw what was his death coming for him and he made a decision

"If im going out its not going to be with me clinging to some tin can!" Tommy shouted
Tommy grabbed the pole again and prepared himself
Tommy jumped at the window and shattered it launching himself into space
It was cold and as the black hole started sucking Tommy in he gave it the bird...
And was flattened instantly

Tommy awoke in a white room and he heard laughing in the distance
A door suddenly appeared in front of Tommy as a figure in a robe stepped out
The robe had a space design and it was moving

"T-Tommy astryo" the being couldn't continue without bursting into laughter
Tommy was confused as the being pulld out a tissue and began to dry up the nonexistent tears of laughter
"Sorry about that. Oh my word I haven't laughed like that in century's" it said while clapping
"Of all the mortals I have observed you still are the only one that can break me down like that" it sighed and continued "ok now that we have got that out of the way exactly how did this happen?"
Tommy explained his career and even managed to get the being to laugh when he said

"in short. Count-cuntula sent me to space and I flipped off a black hole"

"Ok ok I'm calm..."

"Ok I have a proposal for you. You are supposed to be dead but you arnt and I have a mission for you"

"Ok go on" Tommy said

"If you haven't noticed I have been watching you for a while and I dread the possibility of having to wait eons for another human to be like you" it said with a chuckle
"I am going to let you live and even give you a new body. I am sending you to a new world that I have a felling you will enjoy."

Tommy simply looked into the hood of the being and it started laughing

"HAHAHAHA! Oh my sides! Ok ok! I will sweeten the deal!" It said with its robes showing a bright light on both sides
"I will gift you a weapon that I believe your kind is accustom to"
It snapped its fingers and suddenly a stub-nosed magnum fell an tommy's feet
The being raised its hand and Tommy flew up
After an intense glow tommy was put down

"You may call me the entity by the way"

"What in the fuck was that" Tommy asked
The entity chuckled

"Get used to it buddy where you are going it's not exactly uncommon"

The entity reached out and grabbed a mirror from nowhere
Tommy saw his entire body in the mirror
He was just the way he was back on earth
But... Cartoony
He looked like a much buffer version of shaggy from scooby-do
It was almost uncany except he had a beard

"Ok first I think you should know what you are going to look li-"
Tommy cut off the entity

"NOPE I AAAAAANNNT HAVING THAT SHIT"

The entity was at this point on the floor laughing

"Ok ok fine hehehe you can stay human" the entity stated
Tommy breathed a sigh of relief as the entity stepped through a door

"I'm going to leave a checklist for you. It will change and give you advice on what you can do next"
Before Tommy could ask where it was a trapdoor opened up underneath him and he fell into a tree
Tommy was falling down the tree hitting almost everything on his way down
As he hit the ground he muttered a phrase

"Be careful. The first step is a doozy"

Tommy fell In a bush and heard a voice

"Whoa are you okay mister?" The voice called out in response to his voice
He got up and brushed himself off heading towards the voice

"I'm fine just a few bruises"
Tommy finally stepped out of the bush and was confused
"Hey where did you go?"
Tommy looked around stopping when he saw a bow.
He looked down and saw a tiny horse with an expression of shock on its face
It ran off screaming something about a monster
It was then that Tommy realized that the tiny horse was what asked if he was ok
Tommy just stood there slack jawed at what this meant

The entity just dropped him into a world that was practically built to amuse him

"How the fuck do I go about this?" Tommy said in disbelief
A small pop could be heard as Tommy pondered this
Tommy looked at his left hand and it had a notebook in it
It was a list and only two things was on it
He read it aloud
"Discover ponys"
It was already checked off
He didn't have time before he heard a scream in the distance
It was the small pony again and Tommy knew what he had to do without even reading the notebook
He rushed towards the scream to find a small pony cornered by some tree dog looking fuckers

"Ah fuck it. LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!" Tommy screamed out

The first tree dog thing was given a good old fashioned elbow drop and Tommy managed to break through the tree dog
The others took notice of the Yelp the dog gave and started trying to charge at Tommy
He gave the tree a knee to the face and he grabbed its legs and used the tree dog as a bat
The other one was done in by the very complex strategy of having its friend smashed into its skull
The resulting crunch echoed through the forest as the human smashed the tree dog he was carrying into a real tree
After the encounter he noteced the small pony was still there wide eyed.

"Are you ok?" Tommy asked the pony
It was a bit pail and it collapsed
"Oh shit" Tommy said looking at the notebook
A new note was present
"Get filly to town before it dies"
Tommy wasting no time picked up the pony and left in search of a town
He found a sign that read " welcome to ponyvill"

He saw the town and began his sprint
It's going to be a long day