Author's Note

Pickles

Chapter 1

Several months have passed since Necromorph had been killed by Silver Spoon. The box was transported by top men onto an Embraer EMB-110 Bandeirante. The plane took off from the airport and started to make it’s way to the ‘selective’ location of area 51 where everyone knew it from the Indiana Jones saga. Halfway through the flight, all seemed normal. Nothing seem to be going wrong. The plane was full of armed guards armed with assault rifles and LMG’s. They were all dressed in S.W.A.T and C.I.A uniforms. The faint sound of elevator music was playing as the plane shook around from the turbulence. All was quiet…..too quiet. From behind the EMB-110, a C-130 flew in.

“BOGEY, INBOUND” A Soldier yelled as the entire plane shook-something had hit it.

“LIGHT THE FUSES BITCHES” A Skeletal Draconequus yelled as he fired rockets from the launchers he held in his claws.

“RETURN FIRE, PROTECT THE SARCOPHAGUS AT ALL COSTS” The commander shouted

“WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS A SARCOPHAGUS” One soldier yelled

“THAT'S WHAT WE’RE CALLING THE PACKAGE, NOW START SHO-” The commander started, but was shoot in the throat by a Skeletal sniper.

“BOOYAH MOTHERFUCKER” The sniper yelled.

“LET'S DO IT” one of the Draconequus yelled as he boarded the plane.

The C-130 attached cables to the EMB-110. The C-130 pulled up as the EMB-110 dangled in the air as a team of skeletal draconequus bored the EMB-110. Moments later, the EMB-110 split in half as the back of the plane came off and flew off. The skeletal draconequus quickly took out half the soldiers. The pilot held onto the box as one of the skeletal draconequus rappelled down to the cockpit. The pilot held the box close to him. The skeletal draconequus held out his claw,

“Come on give me the box. I seriously don’t want to kill you.”

The pilot was so scared and handed the skeletal draconequus the box as he smiled,

“Thank you. Okay release the cables.”

“What--” The pilot started but the cables released the plane

The cables retracted back to the C-130 as the EMB-110 fell to the ground and exploded twenty different times. The C-130 now continued its course to Area 51 as they all started jamming out to some shitty music.

It had been a long time since Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and Flare Flare had returned to the P.I.A building. They had taken a few months off and went to go on a cruise, spent some time in other countries, started training new agents and looking out for each other.

Flare Flare was in the office listening to some heavy metal; jamming out and looking at pictures of Diamond Tiara and her. Diamond Tiara was in her office which was some ways away from Flare Flare’s office. She was listening to some classical music and did paperwork. Silver Spoon was down a couple floors training new agents how to shoot. The new agents proved to be quite useful and smart in combat and medical fields. They weren’t those type of people who are there because their parents said so, they were there because they wanted to be the best and were very eager to learn.

One of the agents who had been training since the first spot was open. Her name was Lizzy, she was medium built, quick reflexes, average female height, brunette hair, hazel eyes and a punch that made Flare Flare go down to her knees for a full three minutes, even with her upgrades. Lizzy can still do some major damage. She use to be a bouncer at a club, took Tae-Kwon-Do classes when she was young and has a black belt in it. She was also the teacher of the self defense class for the agents for hand-to-hand combat. But it would be up for question if she could take Flare Flare head on in a straight fight which all the other agents wanted to see so badly. But she knew it would be all hair and nails.

Lizzy walked up to Diamond Tiara’s office and knocked on the door,

“Come in” Diamond Tiara said

Lizzy walked inside with a folder in her arms and closed the door behind her. She walked over to Diamond Tiara’s desk. Diamond Tiara looked up at Lizzy and continued to do paperwork,

“Ah. Lizzy. What can I do for you today?”

“We have a problem Ma’am.” Lizzy said handing Diamond Tiara the folder

Diamond Tiara took the folder and looked through it as her eyes widen.

Diamond Tiara walked up to Flare Flare’s office door and knocked,

“It’s open!” Flare Flare yelled

Diamond Tiara walked inside and closed the door behind her. Flare Flare turned off the music and took a toothpick and put it in her mouth,

“Hey Dia, what’s up?”

“We have a problem.” Diamond Tiara said in a serious tone

“What you’re on your period?” Flare Flare said (Insert MLG air horns here)

“Hahahaha...No! Bigger than that.” Diamond said slamming the folder onto Flare Flare’s desk

The toothpick fell out of Flare Flare’s mouth,

“Good god.” Flare Flare said

“I know.” Diamond Tiara said

Flare Flare slammed a fist onto the folder and when she lifted up her fist there was a dead spider,

“Sorry there was a spider.” She said looking up at Diamond Tiara

Diamond Tiara rolled her eyes as crossed her arms,

“What? What are you looking at me like that?” Flare Flare said with a confused look

“Just look in the damn folder Flare.” Diamond Tiara said

“Jeez are you on some new medication I don’t know of?” Flare Flare said opening up the folder, shaking her head

“Just please don’t start with me today.” Diamond Tiara scoffing

Flare Flare flipped through the papers picture of the wreckage of the EMB-110. Flare Flare took another toothpick and put it in her mouth,

“When did this happen?” She asked flipping through more papers in the folder

“Four hours ago.” Diamond Tiara said

“Where’s the C-130 now?” Flare Flare asked

“We’re tracking it. We can catch up to it before we lose it. That’s if we go now.” Diamond Tiara said

“Well then...Gear up.” Flare Flare said looking at Diamond Tiara