Scrambled Egghead

“I feel like I’m forgetting something,” remarked Twilight as she finished drawing her spellcasting circle onto the Map Room’s floor. “Are you sure I didn’t miss an appointment?”

“Yeah, I’m sure,” said Spike, looking over his checklist one last time. “We did all the library stuff that needed doing, and your meeting with Celestia got pushed back til next week. You’re good to go. Just hurry up and do your thing so I can go. Rainbow will be here soon.”

“Right. I still have to give her a piece of my mind about that stunt she pulled last time I was Twily.” Twilight rolled her eyes at the memory, but she wasn’t exactly upset. Rainbow hadn’t broken any rules in their little game, and Twilight couldn’t really blame her for playing to win, as it were. “What are your plans for the rest of the day?”

“Hanging out with the Crusaders,” yawned Spike. He tapped his foot impatiently, clearly eager for this menial task to be done. “Hurry up, Twi! They might leave without me, and I've been wanting to see this Power Ponies movie for ages!”

“Alright, alright, one second,” said Twilight, her eyebrow cocked at her impatient assistant. She looked over her circle in an attempt to find any flaws in its new construction. She had altered it so much that it could no longer even be considered Hoofier’s Circle. Twilight had added several new symbols and completely reworked the inner geometry of the circle. Twilight was proud to say that she had modified and converted the original Rune to the point where it could now be called her own. She’d created and altered spells before, of course, but it never failed to fill her with glowing pride and determination to keep pushing the boundaries of magic and her own intelligence.

Twilight chuckled at the sheer irony of the situation before stepping into her new and improved spellcasting circle. She charged her horn with magic, closing her eyes in preparation.

“Make sure this gets to Rainbow,” said Twilight. “Be very careful with it, okay?”

“Of course. I can handle it.” Spike smirked at Twilight. “I mean, I am the best assistant of all time.” Twilight giggled, glad to know that her last session as Twily hadn’t irreparably damaged her relationship with Spike. Granted, she still felt a bit awkward about it, but it looked like things would work out for the two in the end. They always did.

“Alright, then. Bye, Spike, see you when you get home,” said Twilight. She cleared her throat, then chanted her newly constructed incantation.

“Absentia Kagarus Datius Sombrum!”

Thick lavender smoke poured from Twilight’s ears, swirling through the air into a large glass potion bottle, where it condensed into a thick, warm liquid. The bottle landed gently in Spike’s outstretched claw. He noted its warmth and it’s viscosity, noting that it was about as thick as honey.

“Hehehe!” Twily tilted on the spot, nearly falling over before she caught herself. “Hiya, Spikey!”

“Hey, Twilight. Twily. Whatever.” Spike stretched out tiredly. “Do me a favor and close your eyes.” Without even questioning it, Twily did as Spike had said, swaying dreamily as she did so. “Oh, and, uh… Cover your ears?”

“Huh?” asked Twily, finally starting to see the strangeness in the situation. “How come?”

“It’s a… surprise?” tried Spike. It was quiet for a moment as Twily contemplated things. Just when Spike thought he’d have to try something else, Twily nodded and clamped her hands firmly down onto her ears, blocking out the sound of what was going on around her. She couldn’t see or hear anything. She didn’t see Spike shake his head, nor did she see him cross the room and set the vial of Twilight’s intelligence onto the map table.

And she certainly didn’t see the invisibility charm lift, revealing the three silent observers to the spell.

“There, Dash, I did your dirty work,” said Spike with a sigh. “And I’m gonna miss the start of my movie cause of it. So I’m raising my price.”

“Come on, kid, I’m already giving you more than anyone would ever see otherwise,” said Dash with a smirk. “Pics of your big sis’ cute butt isn’t enough for you?”

“I want video. With sound.” Spike was, clearly, unamused. He was fine with doing what Rainbow said, as long as it only involved the three of them. Her current plan, however, was something he wasn’t quite so certain of.

“Oh, I assure you, Spike,” chuckled Trixie, her horn still crackling with the magic from her invisibility charm. “There will be plenty of recording when Trixie gets her hands on Twilight Sparkle.”

“Only if Twilight is okay with it afterwards,” said Starlight firmly. “I don’t like going around her back like this, and I definitely don’t want to produce a sex tape without her consent.”

“Come on, Starlight. I told you, Twilight won’t mind at all,” said Rainbow. “I can do basically whatever I want when she gets like this, as long as no one gets hurt.”

“That’s not really comforting.”

“Look, I gotta go. If Twilight asks, I had nothing to do with this,” said Spike, stepping away from whatever was about to go on. He wasn’t in on Dash’s plan, nor did he want to be. As far as he was concerned, he had done enough. He just wanted to go see his movie, and that’s exactly what he did, waving goodbye to the girls as he left. Dash waited until Spike was gone to swipe up the bottle of Twilight’s intelligence, carefully passing it to Starlight.

“Well?” asked Rainbow. “What do you think?”

“Hm… I’m actually familiar with this type of magic,” said Starlight, tilting the bottle as she examined it and watching the liquid slosh about. “It's very similar to the spell I used in my village to, uh…”

“Steal Cutie Marks?” supplied Trixie. Starlight frowned slightly.

“Yes. That.” Starlight cleared her throat, moving on from that as quickly as she could. “Obviously, Twilight's variant is much stronger than mine. I'm not entirely sure what spell she altered to come up with this, but it's way more complex than what I used.”

“She mentioned something about a circle, by Hoovier or something,” said Dash with a shrug. Trixie raised an eyebrow curiously, smirking at the possibilities.

“Twilight Snarkle was meddling with Hoofier’s Rune of Alteration?” asked Trixie. “Impressive! That’s quite the complicated circle. Not many can cast with it properly, nevermind alter it.” Trixie caught herself, realizing that she was praising her archrival. “Of course, Trixie could draw circles around Snarkle’s circle!”

“Which is why I called you here,” said Rainbow. “I need your help to take Twilight’s spell and put it on something that I can use.”

“You want us to make you a catalyst?” asked Starlight, examining the bottled intelligence one last time before returning it to Rainbow. “Hm… I mean, it’s definitely possible, but…” Starlight glanced over to Twily, who was still swaying on the spot with her eyes closed and her ears covered. “I’m not sure if that’s what Twilight had in mind when she gave you this level of control over her. I dunno if she’d approve—”

“Spikey? Can I uncover my ears now?” asked Twily. Rainbow smirked, then crossed the room to her girlfriend. She grabbed Twily’s wrists gently, pulling them away from her head. Rainbow poked Twily’s nose, making her giggle like a little girl.

“Hey, brainless,” said Rainbow. Twily perked up slightly, visibly confused despite her closed eyes. “Spike had to go, but I’m here now.”

“Dashie!” Twily reached forward to hug Rainbow, but, as her eyes were still closed, she missed entirely. Rainbow caught her around the waist, repositioning Twily so that she could deeply kiss her before breaking away and flicking her forehead. “Owie!”

“Open your eyes, dumbass,” said Rainbow. Twily slowly blinked her eyes open, then all but jumped into Rainbow’s arms.

“Dashie!” Twily kissed Rainbow on the cheek, hugging her tightly as she did. “Thank goodness you’re here! Spike was here, and then he made me close my eyes, and now he’s gone! I hope everything’s okay…”

“Wow. She’s way different like this,” said Starlight. Twilight gasped, only just then becoming aware of Starlight’s presence.

“Starly!” Twilight clapped giddily at what she perceived to be the sudden arrival of her friend. “It’s super good to see you!”

“Ha! Snarkle is even more pathetic than before,” snorted Trixie. “A feat Trixie thought impossible.” Twilight turned to Trixie, pouting at her.

“Trixie… I dunno what a meanie like you is doing being friends with a nice girl like Starlight.” Twilight crossed her arms with a grunt, like a child being told that she can’t have any ice cream. “Trixie? More like… Meanie…”

“Goddess above, you’ve made her a complete and utter moron!” Trixie cackled at the state of her arch nemesis. “Trixie almost feels bad for taking advantage of her like this. Almost.”

“As much as I want to watch you two catfight, I’m kinda getting antsy.” Rainbow Dash tapped her foot impatiently. “So, if you could get to the magic, that’d be great.”

“We can’t just ‘get to the magic’, Rainbow. That’s not how it works.” Starlight strolled past to get a better look at Twilight’s Rune. “This is an extremely complicated circle. If we want to make a catalyst—and, again, I’m not entirely sure we should—it’s going to take some time to figure out what we can put it on. An alteration spell like this doesn’t just cling to anything. Besides, we’d need something of Twilight’s in order to properly tune the spell to work on her.”

“How the hell does that work?” asked Rainbow. To her surprise, it was not Starlight who explained. It was Trixie.

“When dealing with something this integral to someone, their own magic is naturally most powerful and capable of altering it. No one’s magic is more in tune with Snarkle’s body, mind, and soul than Snarkle’s herself. So, if Trixie wants to use her superior magic to cast this spell on Snarkle, I need to bend my magic to behave more like hers.” Trixie flipped her hair extravagantly. “Appalling thought, I know. Why would I ever want to lower myself to her level?”

“Hey!” said Twily, pouting angrily. “You’re magic isn’t soup… Soupy… Supererer to mine! I’m good at magic! Way gooder than you!”

Trixie observed her rival, inspecting her angry, pouting face with a grin. It was very amusing to see the uppity, dignified, know-it-all princess reduced to the mindset of a small child. Trixie loved seeing that angry expression, how annoyed Twilight was that she was now, without a shadow of a doubt, inferior to her rival.

“Trixie has an idea,” said Trixie with a devious grin. “Trixie will create your catalyst for you. But Trixie doesn’t work for free.”

“What’s your price?” asked Rainbow with a grin. Starlight peered at her friend suspiciously, not sure what Trixie was planning to do. All she was certain of was that she didn’t very much like it. Trixie had that look in her eyes. The look she had whenever she was about to do something dastardly.

“Trixie requires a pair of Twilight Snarkle’s panties!” declared Trixie.

“What?!” demanded Starlight and Twily.

“Sure, why not?” said Rainbow with a shrug. “Not the weirdest thing you could’ve asked for. I’ll run up and grab a pair from upstairs.”

“No, no, no, Rainbow, it has to be the pair she’s wearing right now.” This made Rainbow raise her eyebrow a bit. She wasn’t sure why Trixie was suddenly interested in Twilight’s undergarments, but she thought it was worth keeping an eye on.

“Twily, give me your panties,” said Dash, after considering it for a moment. Twily pouted, crossing her arms in frustration.

“I don’t wanna. Trixie is a meanie,” said Twilight. Rainbow rolled her eyes, terribly eager to get this show on the road.

“I’m not going to give it to her. I just want them for myself.”

“Oh. Okay, then!” Twily quickly rolled down her pants, then peeled off her cyan blue panties. Trixie laughed, while Starlight just stared with an open mouth. Neither of them really expected for Twilight to strip down right there in the room, but they both enjoyed it for their own personal reasons.

“Thanks,” said Rainbow, accepting the slightly damp blue panties, which she immediately tossed to Trixie. “Dumbass.”

“Hey!”

“Thank you very much, Rainbow Dash. Trixie will begin on your catalyst as soon as she returns home.” Trixe twirled the panties on her finger a bit before making them disappear in a flash of magic.

“Um, hello?” Starlight waved, bringing attention back to her. She had her eyebrow cocked at the two trouble-makers, though much of her attention was still devoted to staring at Twilight’s bare pussy. “Trixie, your magic has definitely been improving, and I know you’re capable of some incredible feats when you actually put your mind to it… But this might be a bit more than you can do.”

“Not if you’re helping me. We can do this if we put our minds together, Starlight!” Trixie wrapped her arm around Starlight’s shoulder, taking note of the trail of her eye to Twilight’s exposed lady bits. “Besides, Glim, I know you like seeing your precious mentor like this.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” lied Starlight. Trixie smirked deviously and lit up her horn, which immediately put Starlight on edge. Before Starlight could do anything to stop it, however, Trixie’s magic went into action; her twinkly, pinkish magic gripped the waistband of Starlight’s pants, yanking them down to the ground. Starlight yelped in surprise, and she put her hands down to preserve some sense of modesty, but there was no stopping everyone from seeing what was formerly hidden in her jeans.

Rainbow gawked, absolutely baffled to see Starlight’s long, hard shaft, drooling precum onto the floor. Starlight herself seemed incredibly embarrassed, using her magic to attempt to pull her pants back up. Sadly, Trixie didn’t allow such a thing, using her own magic to keep Starlight’s bottoms on the floor.

“Holy shit,” said Rainbow. “You have one, too?!”

“Cool! More Magic Science Rods!” cheered Twily. She clapped giddily, stopping when she realized what she had said. “Wait, no. That’s wrong. Dicks. They’re called dicks, right? More dicks!”

“No idea what I’m talking about, hm?” asked Trixie. She reached down, slowly stroking Starlight’s shaft. “Your little friend here seems to know exactly what I’m talking about.”

“Unf… Trixie, please…” Starlight squirmed, completely at Trixie’s mercy.

“You two are a thing?” asked Rainbow. “Wow, Pinkie called it. Well, I was kinda showing restraint so I wouldn’t make things weird, but, if you’re just gonna give her a handy…” Rainbow rolled down her shorts, freeing her own sizeable cock. “Twily, bend over.”

“What for?” asked Twily, although she was already in the process of doing what Rainbow commanded. She bent over, touching her toes and curiously wondering what Rainbow had in mind. Luckily, she didn’t have to wait long to figure out her girlfriend’s intentions. Rainbow wasted no time in roughly grabbing Twilight by the hips, guiding her cock to the warm, dripping hole before her. Twily moaned as Rainbow entered her, pleasure arcing up and down her core.

“So, you gonna help me or not?” asked Rainbow, thrusting her hips as she penetrated her lady.

“Well, it’s up to Starlight,” said Trixie, gripping Starlight’s cock a bit more firmly as she stroked. “Does Starly want to help Trixie create the catalyst tonight?”

“Oh god… T-trixie…” Starlight reached down to join the stroking, but had her hand smacked away by Trixie. “Please! It’s been so long…”

“Hm… Trixie can’t help but notice that Snarkle’s mouth isn’t occupied.” Trixie ignored Starlight, but she kept her slow, steady strokes of Starlight’s shaft. “Would you mind if Trixie were to but that to work?”

“Hm… I dunno. Twily?” Rainbow smirked slightly. “Moan real loud if you wanna eat out Trixie.”

Rainbow rammed her cock into Twily’s twat, earning a nice, long moan from the princess. Her tongue lolled out of her mouth as Rainbow hilted herself in her, twitching around Dash’s shaft. Trixie cackled at Twilight’s trembling moans, then went about removing her skirt and panties. She crossed the room, pulling Starlight by the cock, much to her discomfort. Trixie climbed onto the map table, spreading her legs for Twily.

“O-oh well…” sighed Twilight. She felt Rainbow push her forward, until she was just a few inches from the short, white landing strip of hair just above Trixie’s cunt. She moved with trepidation, hesitating for a second before bringing her tongue down to Trixie’s lower lips. Trixie placed her hand firmly on the back of Twily’s head, pushing her down more forcefully. She grinded her hips down against Twily’s face, biting her lip to stifle a moan.

“You okay, Star?” asked Dash, though her concern for her friend didn’t stop her from pounding Twily from behind. “You look, uh…”

“Desperate? Eager?” supplied Trixie. She brought Starlight’s cock up, giving it’s thick, twitching shaft a slow, torturously pleasureable lick. “You must be dying to cum.”

“Yes! Please!” begged Starlight. Trixie merely chuckled, giving Starlight’s cock a kiss before returning to her slow, deliberate strokes.

“Dude, relax.” Even as Rainbow spoke, she knew there must be more to the situation than she could see. The way Starlight twitched, the raggedness of her breathing. She was putty in Trixie’s hands, which wasn’t exactly what Rainbow would have expected from the two. “It’s just a handjob. What has you ready to bust?”

“T-trixie hasn’t let me cum in…” Trixie took that opportunity to quicken her strokes, stealing Starlight’s attention. “Oh fuck, please don’t stop…”

“Weeks. Trixie has been edging Starlight since before she left for the Crystal Empire,” laughed Trixie. “And I take it you didn’t try to relieve yourself while you were away?”

“No! No, of course not! I stroked myself to the edge every night, just like you said!” Starlight seemed almost on the verge of tears, her hips bucking in an attempt to get herself off. Unfortunately for her, Trixie was savvy to her game, and simply held her hand in place over Starlight’s cock, not giving her much in the way of stimulation. “Please, Trixie!”

“Well, Trixie would be more than willing to let you cum,” said Trixie, her own breathing picking up. She loved this, the power and control she had both over her best friend in her hand and her arch rival who was lapping at her cunt like the good, brainless, obedient little pet Trixie always thought she should be. It was intoxicating. “But, as we’ve discussed, the Great Trixie doesn’t work for free.” Trixie added her magic to the mix, using her sparkly pink aura to gently massage Starlight’s sizeable balls, which were fit to burst with cum.

“Sweet Celestia, anything! I’ll do anything, just please let me get off!” Again, Starlight reached for her cock, no doubt to stroke herself to completion, but was stopped by Trixie. This time, Trixie used her magic to create arcane binds, keeping Starlight’s hands to her side. “Please!”

“Help Trixie create the catalyst for Snarkle’s spell, and she will allow you to cum,” said Trixie. Rainbow smirked at the exchange, beyond amused by the antics of the two. She had never really been into denial or bondage or anything like that, but Starlight and Trixie were starting to open her eyes to the possibilities. If nothing else, it was incredibly hot to watch, and she picked up the pace, thrusting faster, harder, deeper into Twily’s pussy.

Twily herself wasn’t entirely sure what was happening, but she didn’t like the way Trixie was making Starlight feel. It seemed to her that Trixie was being her usual mean self, which is something Starlight didn’t deserve. Twily thought about stopping, moving her face away from Trixie’s cunt to give her a piece of her mind, but decided against it. She had, technically, agreed to eat Trixie out, and good girls don’t go back on their promises.

And Twily wanted very much to be a good girl.

“Fine! I’ll do it!” squealed Starlight, fighting in her magical bonds. “I’ll make the catalyst! Just let me cum!”

Trixie chuckled, but pulled Twily’s head up nonetheless. Trixie moved out of the way, mulling Starlight gently, but firmly, by the balls until she was standing before Twily’s mouth. Trixie admired her rival’s features for a moment, the princess’ face smeared and dripping with her marecum, before guiding Starlight’s throbbing cock to the princess’ mouth.

“Very well, Starlight. You have Trixie’s permission to cum.”

Starlight didn’t even wait for Trixie to finish speaking before she shoved her length past Twily’s lips. Trixie’s binds faded, allowing Starlight free use of her hands. She exercised this new freedom by grabbing Twily’s hair gruffly and bucking her hips forward, shoving her length down Twily’s throat. The princess coughed and sputtered, but did her best to help out her friend. She ran her tongue along Starlight’s shaft, slurping up and down her length in time with her thrusts. Starlight groaned, her mind melting with pleasure.

“This spell is the best fucking thing ever!” said Rainbow Dash, giving Twily’s cute little butt a firm spank. Twily let out a surprised yelp, which became a moan when Rainbow somehow managed to go even deeper. “Fuck, I’m gonna cum…”

“Oh god, me too,” breathed Starlight. Her heart sank when Trixie pulled her away, freeing her cock from Twily’s mouth. “But… Trixie… You said…”

“Trixie is a mage of her word. You will cum.” Trixie gripped Starlight’s cock with her magic, sending slight tremors up her length. “But where's your hospitality? It would be horribly rude of you to cum before Rainbow. I mean, that is her girlfriend whose throat you're fucking, after all. The least you can do is let her go first.” Trixie’s magic began pulsating, making Starlight shudder and moan. “Please, take your time, Rainbow Dash. Starlight is a very patient girl.”

“Sorry, Trix, I don’t think I’ve got much longer,” admitted Dash, her hips a blur as she pounded Twily’s tight, wet hole with increased vigor. Twily let her head rest against the table, drooling onto its surface. It felt so good, Rainbow fucking what remained of her brain to jelly. She squealed, a wave of hot pleasure passing over her body as she came. The soft, velvety walls of her cunt convulsed, milking Rainbow’s cock. Dash pulled out at the last possible second, and she barely had to stroke before she erupted. She groaned as she shot thick, sticky ropes of hot cum across Twily’s back. She painted the princess’ back white, matting her hair with her seed.

“P-please, Trixie…” begged Starlight. Trixie smiled, running her tongue up Starlight’s twitching, aching cock. “I’m gonna burst!”

“Alright, Starlight. You’ve been patient enough. You may cum when Trixie gets to one.” Trixie gripped Starlight’s cock firmly and stroked faster than she had before. “Five… Four… Three…”

Starlight tried to fight it, tried to hold it back, but she just couldn’t resist any longer. Her cock all but exploded, dousing Twily’s face in her seed. Trixie chuckled as Starlight finally took her cock into her hands and stroked, her legs trembling from the force of her orgasm. It was also very amusing to see the beloved Princess of Friendship dripping in cum like a common slut.

“Oh sweet Celestia…” breathed Starlight. She quaked, leaning against the table for support. As she huffed and gasped for breath, she came to her senses. She slowly turned to Trixie, who had a very devious grin on her face. “T-trixie… I’m sorry, I tried—”

“Oh, you’re not sorry, Starlight. Not yet. But you will be,” laughed Trixie, licking her lips at the fear etched on Starlight’s face. “You will be punished for this, as Trixie is sure you’ve guessed.”

“W-what are you going to do to me?”

“You’ll see. Just remember, Trixie hasn’t cum yet.” Trixie grinned at Twily, giving her a sly wink. “It’s been a pleasure, as always, Princess, but Trixie really must get going. Rainbow Dash, we shall have your catalyst completed within the week!”

“Cool. You need anything else in the meantime?” asked Rainbow.

“Trixie might want to come see the princess in this state again.” Trixie charged her horn with magic, preparing to teleport her and Starlight away. “She finds Twilight to be incredibly amusing like this.”

Trixie gave an extravagant bow before she and Starlight vanished with a flash of magic. Rainbow snickered at the recent developments. She thought she was having fun before, but this? This was taking her little game to the next level, and she couldn’t wait.

“Trixie is such a meanie…” huffed Twily, oblivious to just how impossible it was to take her seriously with a faceful of jizz. Rainbow chuckled, rustling Twily’s mane.

“Yeah, she’s a bitch. But, damn, is she useful to keep around… Anyway, you wanna hop in the shower with me?” Twily tilted her head in confusion.

“But, Dashie… It’s wet in there. If we hop, we’ll slip!”

Rainbow stared at her girlfriend for a bit, trying her hardest not to laugh. Eventually, she shrugged, concluding that Twily had a point. Besides, why get clean if you’re just going to get dirty again?

“Alright, dumbass. Take off your clothes, I’m gonna fuck you again,” said Rainbow.

“Yay! More dicks!”