Scrambled Egghead

“Come on, champ,” said Rainbow, nudging Spike’s shoulder. “This can’t be the first time you’ve seen her topless.”

“No… Just the first time since, y’know. Puberty,” said Spike, still a bit shell shocked. After getting Twily decent, the three relocated upstairs, with Spike taking a seat on Twilight’s bed while she had her intelligence restored. Rainbow, meanwhile, was trying to find a way to make the situation something other than the most awkward moment in history, with minimal results.

“Ah, I getcha. It’s different now that you’re on the market.” Rainbow couldn’t help but chuckle. “Well, I get it, she’s easy on the eyes. Can’t exactly blame you for staring. Just remember that she’s my woman, and—OW!”

Twilight punched Rainbow in the shoulder as hard as she could. And even though Twilight had always been a lover rather than a fighter, the sudden, unexpected jab did still hurt.

“You absolute ass!” Twilight punched Rainbow again, just as hard. “Why in the wide world of Equestria would you leave me alone, naked, without giving me my smarts back?!”

“Ow! Jesus, since when were you so strong?!” demanded Rainbow. “And it’s not my fault! I panicked, okay? I wasn’t expecting him home so soon.”

“You made me scar my little brother!”

“I wouldn’t say ‘scar’…” murmured Spike.

“And you two aren’t related. And, in case you forgot, you said that, when Twily is around, I get to make the decisions,” said Rainbow, rubbing her arm gingerly. “Even if they’re not necessarily good decisions.”

“But—”

“Hey, did you get hurt?”

“No, but—”

“Did you break anything?”

“No, but—”

“Then I didn’t break any rules,” concluded Rainbow. “And, according to the rules that you wrote, I’m in charge of resolving any problems that pop up. So how about you let me do my job?”

“Uh… I’m, like, really confused,” said Spike. “Has Twilight been messing around with magic again?”

“Be a bro and keep this between us, okay?” said Rainbow. She flopped onto the bed next to Spike, folding her hands behind her head. “But your big sis over there is making herself stupid using magic so she can have more fun when we fuck.”

“Rainbow!” Twilight buried her face in her palms, unable to look Spike in the eyes. “How about you explain it more tactfully?”

“Look, Spike isn’t a kid anymore. He understands what goes on between us two.” Rainbow glanced at Spike. “Right?”

“Pfft. Duh. You two make so much damn noise sometimes that it’s hard not to understand what you’re doing,” said Spike. “I had to ask Starlight to put sound repellent charms on my room just so I could sleep.”

“Oh dear God, please just kill me now…” Twilight was blooming bright red at this point. “Why didn’t you say something before?”

“Cause going up to you and saying ‘hey, can you guys try not to rock the castle’s foundations when you smash’ is pretty awkward.”

“Fair enough,” said Rainbow. “So… Yeah, that’s what we’ve been up to. Keep it on the DL, okay? I don’t think Twilight wants this out in public.”

“That implies that you don’t mind,” said Twilight with a cocked eyebrow.

“Well, I’m not the stupid one, so who cares?”

“I’m still not sure I get it.” Spike stood up, looking at his friends curiously. His gaze lingered on Twilight particularly for a bit before he continued. “You’re making yourself… Stupid? Why? How does that help anyone?”

“It’s hard to explain,” sighed Twilight. “It’s not something I can easily put into words.”

Rainbow’s eyes suddenly went wide, a devious grin spreading across her features. She glanced to Twilight, then to Spike, both of whom stared at her as if she had lost her mind. Rainbow chuckled mischievously, then grabbed Twilight’s wrist and pulled her across the room. Twilight was confused for a bit until she looked down and realized where Rainbow had stopped her.

Right on top of her spellcasting circle.

“No,” said Twilight flatly.

“Yes,” said Rainbow with a grin.

“I’m not doing this.”

“Need I direct you to the rules again? You said that I get to handle all of the problems, so let me handle it!” Rainbow pointed to Spike, who was incredibly confused. “How else are we going to explain the nature of our relationship to Spike? He’s got to see it with his own eyes.”

“Uh… I don’t really want to see the nature of your ‘relationship’, no offense,” said Spike.

“The tent in your pants says otherwise.” Spike looked down, covering his erection with his hands. He quickly sat back down to further hide his shame. “See? He’s curious!”

“Dash, I’m not fucking Spike,” said Twilight. She spared him an apologetic glance. “That doesn’t reflect poorly on you, Spike. It’s just weird.”

“No, I understand for sure,” said Spike quietly. “Definitely weird.”

“I promise, I won’t have you fuck him. I just want him to meet Twily,” promised Rainbow. “I give you my word as a Wonderbolt that you won’t have sex with Spike.” Twilight seemed to contemplate it for a moment, not sure whether or not to trust Rainbow. Slowly, though, she nodded. Rainbow wouldn’t lie to her face like that. And, besides, Rainbow was very possessive of her lady. Twilight couldn’t imagine Rainbow willingly letting a man have his way with her, even if the man in question was Spike.

“Fine. Ten minutes, then switch me back,” ordered Twilight. “Okay?”

“Yeah, yeah, just do it!”

Twilight sighed, then lit up her horn. She charged the circle with magic, feeling the now-familiar white light beam from her eyes. She floated slightly into the air, then uttered the spell’s incantation.

“Datius Absentia Kagarus Sombrum…”

Purple smoke poured from Twilight’s ears and nose, funneling itself into the magically manufactured vial that always appeared with it. Rainbow pocketed it, then stooped down to help Twily off of the floor where she collapsed.

“Hi, Dashie! Hi, Spikey!” said Twily happily. “How are you guys?”

“Why don’t you take a seat next to Spike, hon?” suggested Rainbow. Twily dreamily skipped across the room, twirling like a ballerina before dropping to the bed next to Spike. She leaned her head against his shoulder, making him sit up a little straighter. Twily hummed happily to herself, glancing down to Spike’s lap.

“Ooh, you have a Magic Science Rod, too?” said Twily, grabbing the bulge in Spike’s pants. “It feels different than Dashie’s.”

“No, dumbass, not ‘Magic Science Rod’. That’s just a name I made up,” sighed Rainbow. “It’s called a dick.”

“Oh…”

“Yeah, and could you maybe not touch mine?” asked Spike, though he made no effort to move Twily’s hand. “This is weird…”

“Yeah, you’re right. Let’s get things back to normal.” Rainbow grinned, winking at Spike. “Twily, take off your shirt.” Twilight nodded, then pulled her shirt over her head, tossing it onto the floor. Spike felt conflicted, part of him telling him to turn away. This was Twilight, after all, and he really shouldn’t have been gawking at her like that.

The other part of him, the part that was growing harder in his pants, wanted to stare at a whole lot more.

“Alright, now the bra,” said Rainbow. Twily reached around her back, struggled to undo her straps. She simply lacked the mental capacity for this extremely simple act of undressing herself. Unlike before, Rainbow made no effort to help Twily. Instead, she looked past her, winking at Spike. “Well? You gonna help her or just let her struggle?”

“Please, Spikey? I need help,” pouted Twilight. Spike reached forward, unsure as to what was compelling him to do this. Slowly, his claws wrapped around the center fabric of her bra, his hands shaking as he did. Spike swiped his hand down, splitting the bra down the middle with his claws and letting it fall down Twilight’s arms and to the ground. Her small, pert breasts drew Spike’s gaze immediately, and it took all of his self-control to refrain from grabbing them right then and there.

“I meant more like undo the straps,” said Rainbow. “But, I gotta admit, what you did is way hotter.”

“I’ve been wanting to do that for years,” admitted Spike. “This is weird. She just listens to you?”

“Well, I’m smarter than her by a landslide. Why wouldn’t she listen to me?” said Rainbow. “And, speaking of listening to me… Take out your dick.”

“What?!”

“You heard me. Whip it out, stud. Let’s see what you’re packing.”

Spike gulped nervously, but nodded nevertheless. He knew Rainbow quite well, and he knew just how persuasive she could be. It’d be easier for him to just play along now, so he did. Spike rolled down his pants, letting his throbbing, dripping dragon cock out to breathe. Whereas Rainbow’s cock was akin to a stallion’s, Spike’s was very different.The head came to a sharper point than a stallion’s, and the entire length was ribbed with special scales that Twilight had concluded must’ve been to keep the female from tossing off potential mates as easily.

“Whoa, that looks cool!” said Twily. She grabbed it gently, running her hand up and down its length. “Dashie, do I put this in my mouth like I do yours?”

“Sure thing, kid. Knock yourself out.”

“What?! Dash, you told her that—” The rest of Spike’s sentence melted into a groan as Twily wrapped her lips around his cock, swirling her tongue around his tip. “Oh fuck…”

“I said you wouldn’t fuck her, and you’re not going to,” said Rainbow. “BJs don’t count. So, sit back and enjoy it.”

“B-but, Dash… She’s gonna be pissed!” Spike felt his arguments fall apart in his own head as he felt Twily’s tongue up and down his shaft. His breathing went ragged, his mind lost in pleasure.

“If she is, it’s on me. Everything she does when she’s like this is my problem,” said Rainbow. “And I’m not breaking any rules by having her suck you off. So—” Spike, either understanding where Rainbow was going or too horny to care, grabbed Twilight by the back of the head and pushed her down, forcing more of his cock into her tight, wet, wonderful mouth. “That’s the spirit. You ever do this before?”

“N-not really,” said Spike. “Sweetie almost, but she backed out at the last second. Said she wasn’t ready.”

“Hm. Well, Twily’s a pro. You could do a lot worse for your first time.” Rainbow studied how Twily bobbed her head on Spike’s cock, getting a good read on his size. “You’re bigger than I thought, kid. Not bad. Not as big as me, but you should be proud. You’ll make some girl really happy with that one day.”

“S-shut up,” grunted Spike. He let out a shaky breath when Twily dove deeper, managing to take his cock all the way down to his base. She looked up at him, smiling with just her eyes in a purely innocent way that Spike had never seen in Twilight before. She looked so happy to be there, to have Spike’s hot, twitching cock in her throat.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum,” breathed Spike. “Twi, let up, I’m gonna—”

“Nah, finish in her mouth,” said Rainbow. “She thinks it’s medicine and that it won’t work if she doesn’t swallow.”

“But dragon cum is—”

“I know.” There was a devious glint in Rainbow’s eye. “This is gonna fucking rule.”

Spike couldn’t hold himself back any longer, and he let out a groan as he came. Thick ropes of hot, almost scalding dragon cum erupted from his cock, splattering into Twily’s mouth. She squealed at the thick, uncomfortably hot liquid in her mouth, but she didn’t even think to spit it out.

“Ah! Ah! Is hawt!” panted Twily, jerking away from Spike. This only caused the last few spurts of cum to land on her face, .

“Hehehe,” chuckled Rainbow. She watched Spike let out a tired breath and fall onto his back, thoroughly exhausted. “So, here’s the deal, kid. You keep this spell hushed, and I’ll have Twily blow you once a week, whenever you want. All you have to do is tell no one about this. Got it?”

Spike wasn’t ready for words just yet, and instead gave Rainbow a thumbs up with a shaky, trembly hand.

“Alright, cool. And, since I let you stick your cock in my girlfriend’s mouth, you owe me a favor. I’m collecting on that right now.”

“W-what do you want…?” asked Spike, slowly sitting up on the bed. Rainbow grinned in a way that she would describe as mischievous, though Spike preferred the word “evil”.

“Go find Starlight and Trixie. Tell them I want to talk to them about something.”