“Oh Clean, it's time to wake up dear.”

The sun is shining, rays of light gleaming through my curtains. The birds are chirping outside, a light tune filling the quiet morning.

Everything sounds lovely.

“Bugger off Celestia. I’m sleepin’ and you can’t stop me.”

But then theres me. I hate the mornings.

“We’ll see about that…”

“Damn right, fuckin’ alabaster bastard.” I mumble, pulling the covers over my head.

The birds continue their onslaught outside my window. Chirps and beeps grating on my skull.

“FUCK OFF YA WINGED RATS!” I yell, throwing one of my pillows against the window. With a squak, clatter, and flurry of feathers, the chirping stops.

I use one of my remaining pillows to cover my head in a feeble attempt to block the sun’s evil rays.

“Dad!” “Pappy!” “Grandpa!” “Pawpaw!”

“I hate my life.” I muttered out from under my pillow as my spine was caved in by four separate ponies jumping on it.

“MRRRRRFFFFFF!” I screamed out, muffled by the pillow.

“What are you doing in bed so late? C’mon! Getup getup getup getup!” One of the older ponies said.

“I’d get up if you four would GET OFF OF MY ALREADY!”

“But you’re so comfy! I can see why you’d sleep all day, I think Lovie is just over eager.” The other mare says, curling up and cuddling up on my back..

“I swear to Celestia’s beard. If you four don’t get off, I’m going to throw all of you into a trash bag and hang you from the chandelier in the throne room.”

I feel the two smaller fillies get up, but the two grown mares continues to lay on me.

“Not gonna move?” I ask.

“Nope!” “Nuh-uh!” They both respond.

“Welp, looks like you two leave me no choice…”

I push myself off the bed, causing the two of them to fall off beside me. Then, I quickly grabbed the corners of the sheet and pull the sheet up and around the two mares. While the two are shuffling in the oppressive sheets, I jump on the bed, then over them, and grab the corners of the sheets on that side as well. I pull those two up and wrap them around the other two corners, trapping the two mares in the sheet-now-turned-bag.

“Give up yet?”

“We’ll never surrender! We’ll get outta here… eventually!”

“Alright, you two asked for it.” I said, hefting the bag over my shoulder.

“Have you two been puttin on weight? Y’all are gettin heavier than I remember.”

“You’re gonna get it now, buster! Just wait till we get out of here!”

“Sure, sure.” I say, “So, Derpy, Trixie, what do you think we should do with them?”

The two fillies, who were patiently sitting by my bed, both rub their chins in thought.

Then, a large and truly evil grin spreads across Derpy’s face. She brings a hoof up to Trixie’s ear and whispers something into it. Then the same happens with Trixie. They both nod to each other then run into my bathroom.

“Pappy? What did they say? What are they planning?”

“Not yet Lovie, that’ll ruin the fun if I tell you…”

Inside the bathroom there is a creaking sound, like a knob being turned, then the sound of rushing water.

The two of them grow silent for a second, before the bag explodes with activity. The two of them are rolling around, trying to get out of the sheets.

“Wait, Dad, we can talk this through! No need to do anything rash, hehe.” Dearie says.

“Yeah, it was just a little fun! We know you love us, we just wanted to snuggle! Like old times!” Lovie says, trying to convince me.

“Nah, I like this more. Its more fun after all.”

Then the two fillies open the bathroom door and wave me in. I adjust the bag and make my way over. Their continued protests fill the room, as well as the sound of water and the diabolical giggles of two fillies.

I pass through the doorway and see my bathtub is full of water with bubbles foaming over the lips, dripping onto the floor.

“Good thing I had a drain put in, like one of those Japanese baths back home?”

“You mean Japonese baths?” Derpy asks.

“Yeah, yeah. ‘Japonese’.” I say, trying not to slip on the slick floor.

I stop beside the bathtub and hold the sheet bag above the full bathtub.

Dearie’s gray mane pops out from the top where its untied, followed by her yellow coat.

“Uhhhh Dad, you’re not gonna actually throw us in there, are you?”

“Hey… Dearie.”

“Y-yes, Dad?”

“Omae wa mou shindeiru.” I said, and I let go of the bag.

-=- -=- -=-

My name is Celestia, and I’ve made a mistake.

Returning to Clean’s room I stop outside the door. Inside I hear screaming and the sound of water splashing everywhere.

I quickly open the door to find the Janitor kneeling over his bed, laughing hard enough to make his eyes tear up. Beside him are two fillies rolling around on their backs.

“Clean… What happened in here? Where are Lovie and Dearie?”

He points towards the bathroom where the sounds of splashing are coming from.

“And the screaming?”

Again he points towards the bathroom, where suds and water are starting to flow from underneath the door.

“Should… should I be worried?”

He stops for a second to look at me.

“Pfft... Yes.” He squeaks out, before falling into another fits of laughs.

Making my way over to the door, I again find myself faltering. I look behind me at the janitor and his two stooges.

I reach my hoof slowly towards the handle of the door. The closer my hoof gets, the more unsure I get about opening the door.

“Don’t be silly, if he’s laughing, then it must be good.” I say, calming myself and going to open the door. Just to have it swing open and slam me in the face.

Before everything goes dark, I hear gasps and Clean being laughing even harder.

-=- -=- -=-

“Oh Celestia, it's time to wake up dear.”

The sun is shining, rays of light gleaming through my curtains. The birds are chirping outside, a light tune flowing in.

“Clean, I’m trying to sleep...” I mumble, pushing my face farther and farther in the forbidden lands of my pillow.

“Oh how the tables have turned…”

I feel two powerful arms wrap themselves around my midsection. ‘Wait a second.’ I thought to myself, but it was already too late.

I’m lifted away from the comforts of my pillowy lands.

“Good morning Celestia, have a nice nap?”

“Clean! Don’t just pick the Princess up after that!”

“C’mon Lovie, look at her. She’s fine.”

I shake my head back and forth and try to rub the sleep out of my eyes with my hooves.

“Clean, what happened?”

“Nothing much Tia, you just tried to eat a door with your face. Doesn’t look like it worked well for you though.”

Lovie rubs her front hoof into the ground and her ears lay flat against her head.

“I’m sorry Celestia, I didn’t realize you were behind the door.”

I pick up a pillow with my magic and fling it at her. It flops gently against her face, getting stuck on her horn.

“There, now we’re even. Clean, would you kindly put me down?”

Clean looks between Lovie and me, then smiles.

“Wait, Clean, No-!”

“And he goes for the batista bomb!”

“CLEAAAAAA-!”

-=- -=- -=-

“You know, you didn’t have to hit me THAT hard.”

“That's what you get for throwing me on the bed like that.”

“Yeah Grandpa! You could have hurt Celestia!”

“She’s an alicorn, what's the worst I could possibly do to her?”

“Well… Alright, you win, but still! Thats rude to do to a mare!”

“Sure, sure. Let’s just go downstairs to the kitchens. I wanna put some ice on this bruise.”

“Good morning Princess!” The guards would salute as we passed by.

Celestia would return the kindness with her own greetings and so would the fillies and mares.

“So, Dearie, Lovie, I’m glad to see you both, but where are your husbands anyway?”

The two mares looked between each other and shrugged.

“No idea, we left them back in the rooms.”

“And you didn’t think to invite them to eat?”

Dearie raised her hoof in the air and opened her mouth to say something, but then closed it and rubbed her chin.

“Fair point.” She said, nodding.

“Ehhhh, I’ll go fetch them, they in their usual rooms?”

“Yes Pappy, they should both be in the same room as well. They were catching up with each other, last we checked.”

“Alright, we’ll meet up in the dining room.” I said, waving them off. They replied with a chorus of goodbyes.

-=- -=- -=-

“Lets see… It should be floor four, room 415?” I say, reading off the door numbers as I pass. “Yup, probably.”

I rap my knuckles against the door. And nothing.

I bang on the door a bit harder this time. Still nothing.

“Oh for fucks sake mate. OI! ANYONE IN THERE?” I call out, banging on the door with my fist.

Only to be greeted with nothing.

“Fuck this,” and I turn the doorknob and let myself in.

“Wake up bitches, it's time to eat.”

On the bed are two stallions, cuddling up against each other. The larger one is a pegasus and has a dark yellow mane with an even darker coat with a cutie mark of a lock. The other stallion is a unicorn with a green coat with a short purple mane and goatee, while his cutie mark is of a key.

“What's this gay shit goin on in here?”

Both stallions stirred up and looked each other in the eyes.

“Bwah!” “What the buck?!” They pushed away from each other, falling onto the floor.

“This is some gay shit that, while I normally wouldn’t mind, I want no part of.”

“Wait, Clean, I can explain!”

“Nope! Don’t wanna know.”

“You see, we both thought we would take a nap.” The one with the goatee said.

“And we just kinda, I dunno, cuddled in our sleep?” The other said stallion said.

I stopped them both and pointed to the green coated one, “First off, Keystone, I know for a FACT that you would never cheat on Lovie.”

He breathed a sigh of relief as I turned my attention to the dark yellow coated stallion, “And as for YOU Lockstone, I dunno about you.”

“Hey! I would never cheat on Dearie! She’s my one and only!”

“Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m just messing with you. Now you two brothers need to get cleaned up, we’re eating, so c’mon.”

They both grumpily shuffle over to the bathroom and was their faces as I move over to the bed and stark making it.

“Guess old habits die hard,” I mumble, pulling the comforter up and placing the pillows back on the bed.

By the time I finish both stallions are coming out of the bathroom looking visibly refreshed.

“Well? You two hungry?”

They both mumble replies and we start making our way down to the dining room.

Author's Note

Hello everyone! Sorry for the long wait. College is ending my life and I've got other hobbies that grab my attention.

Anyway! Heres the chapter, and I even made a discord! Come check it out: https://discord.gg/775B9Ew
Its pretty dead atm, but it'll probably grow more. Its moreso a place to post memes, I post my "art" and if you ask you'll get access to the NSFW channel. Either way, hope y'all enjoy.

-Oats

PS; I changed my name from Guts to Oats, just a little change to connect all my accounts together.