Ace woke up to being tied up on a chair.

"What the fuck do you want with me, anyway?" Ace asked.

Rainbow Sparkle was levitating a saw.

"We need your horn." She answered.

"But why?" Ace asked.

"Well, um... I don't actually know..." Rainbow Sparkle answered.

"Because I heard it grows your penis." Universe Singularity answered.

"Wait, what the hell?" Ace replied.

She began sawing off Ace's horn.

A plume of smoke flared out from the wooden floor. Suddenly, the hut started burning rapidly.

Twilight burst through the door with her matches.

"Guess who's back, bitches!?" She called.

"T-Twilight?" Rainbow Sparkle said, shocked.

"We promised we'd have your money by tomorrow!" Universe Singularity said.

"That ain't soon enough!" She shouted.

A fire had been licking at the ropes that bound Ace. The ropes burned off and Ace galloped away, horn half off his head.

"Thank god Twilight burnt that house down." Ace thought to himself.

An explosion burst from the hut and Twilight emerged with about nine hundred million bits.

"I wonder if I can buy Celestia's castle with this..." Twilight mumbled to herself.

It now was apparent that the huts had mostly been wood cutouts due to the fact that they had all just fallen over. He wondered why somepony would go through so much trouble just for one simple unicorn horn.

Author's Note

I decided I was unhappy with the first ending, so I got rid of it and have started to continue this story.