The Average Day of A Bad Self Insert: The Sequel: The Prequel

Lyra Heartstrings sat at her computer, typing her Fanfiction story. She looked over her work in admiration.

'Aice Sparkels wint to the stawr witch wuz evul and ett hem. Spike smok cigret and get verrey hi. Twilit Sprakl red buk and lern menny smawrts. Elso humens inter eqestruh and reek havick on land. thuh ind gudbyjes!"

It had taken her the whole day to write this... This Masterpiece. She called her friend over to look it over, and he put a hoof to his face.

"Lyra, this is awful." He answered.

"It is not, I'll have you know I am an excellent writer. I mean, look at this work of art." She responded as she opened a different file.

"Ayse cuss and due bad wurds and Reignbew Spackle kednipp him and kut his hawrn, butt Twiylite Sprinkle bern houde doun and frie Ayse. Ayse gallup tew Leera an kess lera on lep. Ayse thenn reed stary and right this two." Her friend read.

"This is almost worse than before."

"No it isn't, you uneducated heathen! It is the Mona Pizza of literature." Lyra said, taken aback.

"You mean Mona Lisa."

"W-whatever!" Lyra said, frustrated.

"It seems I'm not the uneducated one here."