The Average Day of A Bad Self Insert: The Sequel: The Prequel

An email popped up in The Writer's inbox. He clicked it with his Dorito dust-covered fingers. It was a request by a user named Dragonlover94. The Writer was happy to have gotten a request for the first time. He read the request carefully.

"Request

Ok so the story starts out with a nite fury baby named Starlight had a son and they were like brother and sister then two humens live in a cave with the draygins. And Jason and Jeffery kill the draygon baby. Starlight kills Jason but Jade is on her own, it was then that Bob the Scourge fought in a war against Astrid."

The Writer wondered who these characters were, but more importantly why the hell this guy couldn't write the story himself. It seemed that he knew the plot and characters well enough to do so.

The Writer decided that he would attempt to create a portal in order to see the pony world for himself. In five hours or so, The Writer lifted his enormous posterior consisting mostly of lard off the chair. In sixty days, he finally constructed a pony stargate, or a Ponygate. He reluctantly walked into the portal. He suddenly was transported into the world, as a pony, no less. He retained his neckbeard and fedora. His cutie mark seemed to be a Dorito and keyboard.

It was time to become the princess.