The Average Day of A Bad Self Insert: The Sequel: The Prequel

Ace trotted down the path to Canterlot, which seemed incredibly close to Rainbow Sparkle's trap. It was late evening. Ace saw a burning, out-of-shape, peach colored stallion who was screaming at the top of his lungs as the fire had spread to his coat.

"Another attempt to dethrone the Princess, I see." Ace thought to himself.

The stallion was thrown into a rift with a sign above it that said:

"Trash Dimension"

"Ah, the trash dimension. I'll be back,for my name is Blilight Sparkle!" He shouted loudly.

He was then shoved into the portal and it closed.

The Trash Dimension was where they threw waste that was foul or unusable, these included Nuclear waste from Black Forest, Mary Sues, Celestia's opponents, parasprite, and Pog toys.

Ace had once been there before, as his character used to have no flaws, but ever since Twilight's ghost followed him around Equestria, he'd had PTSD.

Ace knew there had been an army brewing in the rift ever since his last visit there. Every now and then, they'd send guards tied to ropes into the dimension to quell possible revolts. You'd sometimes hear about a rope break, where a few guards would be lost in there and the others would have to dangle a rope to save them. Mary Sues would also sneak up the rope and hide in the Everfree, which was probably Rainbow Sparkle's case.

Ace began to trot away from the castle, since if they saw him there, he'd go back to jail.

The trap village was still burning down, including the smoldering remains of Universe Singularity the Omniscient Wizard.

Strangely enough, Rainbow Sparkle had disappeared. He considered that she may have already burnt to ash.

The flames lit up Luna's cold night. The crackling was audible, even given the distance it was occuring. A guard suddenly spotted him.

"Halt!" He called at Ace, galloping toward him.

Ace stopped.

"Ace Sparks, you have escaped the royal prison. Come with me."

"Wh-who's Ace Sparks? I'm uh... ...Acer Sparkle!" He feebly lied.

"Well in that case, you're free to go, Mister Sparkle."

Perhaps that worked because of his half-detached horn, or the guard was just extremely stupid. Either way, he had successfully lied to a royal guard. He galloped away from the courtyard.

He had gotten out of sight from the guards. He galloped to the smoldering remains of the trap village for Rainbow Sparkle.