The Average Day of A Bad Self Insert: The Sequel: The Prequel

Ace Looked through the window of the hut, the only thing there was the equine skeleton of Universe singularity. Rainbow Sparkle had disappeared. Ace considered she somehow survived the explosion and had fled to the Everfree, but that seemed highly unlikely. He couldn't think of any other possibility than that, so he walked in the direction of the forest.

Once there, he searched the forest, which was now carpeted with soot and ash. Due to this, Rainbow Sparkle had left hoofprints in the ash. Ace followed them into Zecora's hut.

Sure enough, she stood there, levitating potions. Her right wing had partly been cut off.

"Ace! My Husband!" She called in a deeper voice than usual. Ace then noticed that the wing was sparking.

"Wait a minute... Why is your wing shooting electricity?" Ace asked.

"I'm an Alicorn, silly!"

A part of her face fell off, and a glass eye with a red glow revealed itself behind a metal skull.

"...Oh. "

Robot Sparkle lunged at him, knocked him over, and landed on top of him.

"Give me a kiss, Ace!" She shouted as she began choking him.

"No thanks!" He shouted.

Suddenly, twenty rounds of lead wedged themselves into the robot. The robot fell off of Ace.

"What the hay!?"

Twilight trotted into the door with a machine gun.

"Why do you keep saving me?" Ace asked.

"We both hate the Mary Sues, don't we?" Twilight answered.

"Yeah, I guess we do." Ace commented.

"I know they've been secretly making an army in the trash dimension. My plan is to round up anypony who wants to fight as a counter force." She explained,
"I need you to join my cause."

"Agreed, as long as I don't get killed by you." Ace responded.

"Then it's a deal."

Ace got up from the floor.