The Average Day of A Bad Self Insert: The Sequel: The Prequel

Blighlight Sparkle got up from the fall into the trash dimension. Why did he name himself Blighlight Sparkle? He could've named himself something cool like... Bloodrain, or something.

Either way, he was where he was. A large army of Mary Sues surrounded him.

"Who are you?" Doug Walker asked, somehow the only human in Equestria.

"Who are you, is the better question." Blighlight asked.

"I'm the nostalgia critic, I remember it so you don't have to." Doug answered.

"But why are you here?"

"I lost a bet."

"Why are you here?" Doug turned the question to Blighlight.

"I created a ponygate here."

"Can you leave from it?" Doug asked.

"Yes."

Doug cheered and teleported out of the world.

"That wasn't where the ponygate is, but I guess he didn't need it." Blighlight said to himself.

Suddenly, the Mary Sue army bowed to Blighlight.

"You are truly the most powerful of us. All hail Blighlight." They said automatically.

"Yes! My own army!"

"Don't get so hyped up, we do that to everypony." A pink Twilight Sparkle clarified.

"Wait... Who are you?"

"I'm Bob." Pink Twilight answered.

Bob seemed an odd name for a pony, especially a pink female. He figured he could rise up in the ranks.